dick dale vs. the ventures

[Black Flag]

dick dale teaches gorillas sign language while piloting intercontinental flights

the ventures are more popular in japan than every other band ever put together and demand up to $12,000 for a live performance

discuss

[noob3]

dick dale is a secret CIA agent, and i hear he's the one who captured sadam

[noob3]

also he will come to your house for a birthday party tribute, but beware that small children/animals may be in danger of catching on fire if he's shredding too hard

[Black Flag]

the ventures hate america and bring stools on stage in case their backs start to hurt

[noob3]

they need to bring coffins

just in case

[Black Flag]

atleast their children are fully grown and will be able to handle the loss

poor young jimmy dale will probably be left homeless to die of exposure by this time next year

[noob3]

with les paul on his side, i highly doubt it (ps jimmy dale is a pussy)

i want his rc copter though

[noob3]

http://www.dickdale.com/images/JD1.jpg

last picture of jimmy dale alive :lol

[Black Flag]

word is the ventures really wanna get into the rock and roll hall of fame but they can't afford a bus ticket

[noob3]

they need dick dale's bus driving expertise, if only they would set aside thier differences and become dick dale and the venturetron

[Black Flag]

Other Statistics:

- The Ventures rank #379 in the Top 500 Single Artists Chart.

- The Ventures rank #4 in the Top Instrumental Single Artists
Chart, behind Duane Eddy, Bill Black's Combo, and Booker T &
the MGs.
__________

[Black Flag]

the ventures have statistics!

they should be the surf rock MVPs

[noob3]

Dale was the first power rock guitarist to be featured in a double page layout in Life magazine

[Black Flag]

The Ventures have written over 1000 tunes, and recorded over 3000 songs altogether! If they ever decide to play all of the songs that they've ever recorded, it would take almost 5 days - without a break - to play them all.

[noob3]

Dick Dale has been alive for 43 million years, it is said that he may have taught Jesus to hone in on his mutant powers! He battled & tamed many a dinosaur, also he ate them on a regular basis & built crude shacks with thier bones!

[noob3]

that one is from wikipedia

[Black Flag]

dude i hear dick dale writes and illustrates homoerotic naruto fanfiction

[Black Flag]

that's gross dude

[Black Flag]

scientists have proven that if a pedophile listens to a ventures album they'll devote their life to celibacy and charity but if they listen to dick dale they wanna do it with jimmy dale

[Black Flag]

just like dick dale does

[Black Flag]

he's gross dude

[noob3]

hey but atleast he'll get to do it ontop of SPACE MOUNTAIN

[noob3]

the ventures once attempted the trek up mighty space mountain, but after they lost 2 of thier bandmates they had to call jimmy dale's rc copter rescue squad

[Black Flag]

http://www.dickdale.com/images/skull.gif

[noob3]

that skull being ventures lead guitarist's

[noob3]

http://www.dickdale.com/images/DDJAG.JPG

he has a pet jaguar dude that can easily play the ventures whole repertoire

[Black Flag]

http://www.theventures.com/links/photos/vpubbig8.jpg


on the ventures website this pictures is captioned "Where's Bob??)"

[noob3]

that picture is makign me laugh

[Grislygus]

Walk Don't Run, man.

[deuce]

Link Wray was better than both.

However, Dick Dale does have a gold guitar that, when positioned right, can blind anyone he pleases.

[Dole]

I thought this was going to be a serious discussion >:

[noob3]

It is serious business.

[adept_ninja]

Dick dale wrote a song about being the king of the surf guitar therefore he wins because "dick dale is the king of the surf guitar listen...listen to the king" :crazy guitar whaling: