NEW ARTICLE: "MAX BURBANK'S XMAS FAQ!"

[Mockery]

Christmas is almost here and surely you have some questions about it. Fortunately, Max has taken the time to answer every single one of 'em.

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/pics/xmas-faq-square.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/xmas-faq.php)
NEW ARTICLE: "MAX BURBANK'S XMAS FAQ!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/xmas-faq.php

Enjoy!

[Angryhydralisk]

IMPORTANT NOTE! Polar bears are NOT cute. They are perfect killing machines, the second most vicious and spiteful animal on the planet right after Stingrays. They will maul you in a heartbeat and keep you at death's door for hours playing with your organs right in front of you, which is the real reason we invented Global warming.

My favorite part of the article. Hell-arious!

[MarioRPG]

I've never been a fan of visionary (not enough pictures) but this was a great article. Excellently done Dr. Burbank.

[Protoclown]

Fucking brilliant, Max!

[xbxDaniel]

I'm loving the themed updates Rog, great job on the article Max.

Anything not holiday-related in the works right now?

[Dire Flamingo]

The Christmas updates are almost as awesome as the Halloween ones. Santa is also the patron saint of children because he saved some kids from being brined and made into hams during the famine. :D