locked in...

[Lenor]

My fucking door knoby things broke and I got locked in my room.. So the maintance guy stole em and is going to home depot ...

[nothing4buddha]

oh boo hoo you bloody vagina

[Lenor]

it was scary :/

[Angryhydralisk]

I got locked in my friend's bathroom for three hours once because the door jammed. They had to send me pliers through the laundry chute to take out the door hinges, then it was brute force for freedom. The door was re-hinged and all was right in the world...

Until five minutes later my friend decides to use the can and gets locked in himself.

[FartinMowler]

what no story of surviving on your wits and breast milk :/

[MetalMilitia]

You're suprised there is no story of her surviving on her wits?

[FartinMowler]

it's a play on words "wits/tits" :/

[Lenor]

No, instead of picking the door with my credit card, I called my moms cell phone from myn and said 'OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR' thats survival!

[Archduke Tips]

Edit: Sorry for being a douche, I'm removing my inappropriate comment.

[Evil Robot]

Are you sure that door was not tampered with while you were away? If I were you I would make sure nothing has been stolen from your room, OR ADDED.

[Geggy]

Evvil robot is right. I would check the room for spy cameras if I were you.

[BlueOatmeal]

I really want to likeput camerasin the womans bathroomand watch them urinate.But likeI would get rid of the vids when they are taking a poop. Thats gross

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol

I got locked in a closet once. No wait. That was R. Kelly. My bad. We both pissed on someone so I get us mixed up :/

[eggyolk]

thread backups! :)

[Lenor]

inapropriate content ... hmm :rave