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abortretryfail
Dec 19th, 2006, 05:45 PM
Look, it’s the 12 best video game toilets of all times: http://maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?imgCollectId=107&src=gp156 I thought it was interesting that they were almost all FPS games. I guess you can look at the toilets better from a first person perspective. I also thought they should have the toilet from Condemned there with all the poo and the severed head. And Sims 2 has a much wider selection of toilets than Sims 1. Still, funny.
noob3
Dec 19th, 2006, 07:48 PM
I am just glad that CS toilet was in there, because that's the only REAL video game toilet :]

i remember back in the day.. like 4-5 dudes camping in that bathroom :/ and then 1 guy would charge it and kill us ALL because we would be too busy being gay!
WhiteRat
Dec 19th, 2006, 09:34 PM
This list is garbage. Where the hell is the Goldeneye toilet? Nothing beats tossing mines on them and hiding in another stall on the facility level, waiting for some poor sap to open the door...
xbxDaniel
Dec 19th, 2006, 09:49 PM
It would be appropiate that Maxim is making an article that is literally about shit and piss, instead of, y'know, just being a shitty article.
Zomboid
Dec 19th, 2006, 10:37 PM
Maxim lists like these always suck. Did you see the list for bad christmas movies? They have fucking home alone on there.
xbxDaniel
Dec 19th, 2006, 10:45 PM
I don't make an effort to look for them.
Zomboid
Dec 19th, 2006, 10:49 PM
It was like right next to that one. I saw a link and I clicked it :O
Angryhydralisk
Dec 20th, 2006, 10:25 AM
The Duke Nukem one was great, because that's one of the only things I remember about that game.

I don't ever remember DooM having toilets, though.

But yeah, what a shitty list. Flush it!
kahljorn
Dec 20th, 2006, 12:30 PM
i remember the coolest thing about duke nukem 3d toilets was t hat you could actually piss in them. Why wasn't that mentioned?
Angryhydralisk
Dec 20th, 2006, 03:21 PM
Well, they did mention blowing up the toilets and drinking the water from it after all...

Gotta love the bizarre ways of regaining your health in video games.

Duke Nukem = MedKits & shit water
Manhunt = Painkillers
Warriors = drugs
Gun = whiskey
GTA = hookers & big, red crosses.
executioneer
Dec 20th, 2006, 03:41 PM
system shock 2- drinking fountains, snack food/drink, piles of worms :x
abortretryfail
Dec 20th, 2006, 07:26 PM
This list is garbage. Where the hell is the Goldeneye toilet? Nothing beats tossing mines on them and hiding in another stall on the facility level, waiting for some poor sap to open the door...

I think it's just old. What's the newest game on there, anyone know?
Zomboid
Dec 20th, 2006, 08:03 PM
Prey.
WhiteRat
Dec 20th, 2006, 09:03 PM
This list is garbage. Where the hell is the Goldeneye toilet? Nothing beats tossing mines on them and hiding in another stall on the facility level, waiting for some poor sap to open the door...

I think it's just old. What's the newest game on there, anyone know?

Then why was the original doom on there?
RaNkeri
Dec 21st, 2006, 12:32 AM
Duke Nukem toilet sure brings alot of memories :)
Marine
Dec 22nd, 2006, 06:54 AM
oh yeah the doom toilet, i remember that one.
hehe, it was built for cyberdemons
WhiteRat
Dec 22nd, 2006, 11:57 AM
Because cyberdemons took big shits.
Marine
Dec 22nd, 2006, 02:09 PM
Cyber shits :P