if a girl texts me back instantly

[eggyolk]

is she good in bed? i ned everyones advice because this may be a serious pinnacle in my life and honestly i didnt know of anyone else to turn to. also if she sends pic messages does that mean she wants me to get her pregnant?

thanks
-eggyolk

[Terra]

If she text messages YOU she is not good in bed. She is homeless and stole some fat yuppies' phone. She needs a place to crash. Hopefully you can drug your parents long enough to let her in, have her tie you up, flog you within an inch of your life, color the tip of your who who black and shove a lit candle up your ass.

She will forget to rob you, enjoying the sight of you bundled, blackheaded and romantically lit for the hobo waiting at the door.

If she send you pics, by law she is barren. You have a better chance of impregnating the hobo, who is about to sodomize you.

I hope this helps!

[Dixie]

Now now, let's not be too hasty Terra.
eggy, it is entirely possible that she may be good in bed. Since she texted you she must be a slut with no better option. Then again there may be a reason why no one else would want her. You got a 50/50 chance. Let us know the outcome.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

generally, if a girl texts you, it means she'll slip her finger up your ass during sex. Make sure you check her hands to see how big her knuckles are, and wipe your ass really good.

[Terra]

Come to think of it, I have knuckles the size of a gorilla.

Let's have teh text yokeman!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

She has abnormally long fingernails, so watch out for bowel perforations....

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Shes abnormally bitchy too.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

bitchy women will snake a finger up your butt just as quickly. :/

[kahljorn]

you guys sure know alot about girls :O

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hey Man, I've been around the block a few times.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Did you just out yourself?

[FartinMowler]

I wish I had text when I was a teen. I would call my girl friend Debby and she would put me on hold, then I'd hear a moan and noises like someone was in the room with her :(

[Sam]

:(

[executioneer]

man lay off her she was just trying to get to dallas

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Did you just out yourself?

no...but I"ve seen a few porno movies so I know the score. >:

[eggyolk]

texting leads to intercourse

merry christmas!

[Terra]

Only by your own hands.