Okay what just happened?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah. I went to the movies with my friend thinking I wasnt going to like it. I did. Well the parts that I watched at least. The parts I didnt watch I was preoccupied. Yeah I was kissing a girl.

So I get home and talk to her and she drops this on me. Shes going to go out with some other guy (remember the dude that took 40 bucks from me? Yeah him). Im not pissed off though. Yeah I guess Im fucking retarted or something. So yeah what should I do when she comes back from the asshat? (I know he'll fuck up something ). Turn her down or what? I dunno. Why am I asking you guys anyway? I know! A poll should answer this!

[Terra]

You not a chick?

Piss off.

[sadie]

polls suck.

[Terra]

Oh.

And fuck off.

Loser

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck you cunt.

[Sam]

Hahahaha you are so gay.

"So yeah. Yeah. I was so yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah."

[Esuohlim]

Obviously I want you to be unhappy for the rest of your life and even though I don't participate in shitty poll threads I made a special exception in this case:

My vote: Don't talk to any girls anymore ever.

[GADZOOKS]

Im pissed off at my parents right now. They have this gay ass rule where as soon as fucking november comes I cant buy anything till christmas. This pisses me off because most movies come out. You know what really fucking sucks ass? This fucking rule wont let me get Clerks 2. Im so fucking pissed. I hate this fucking rule. I hate today. I hate this month. I hate this year. Fuck 2006.

I think kissing girls is the least of your problems.

[draw a sidewalk]

ditch her.

[mischief]

just be glad an actual girl kissed you and call it a day.

[GADZOOKS]

Kevin Smith might....

Aight you nosy turds. Heres the update. Im making a new comic book. Sounds retarted I know but hey.. I told Kevin Smith (Silent Bob and Director of the Jay and Silent Bob movies)and hes like "I'll think about it. No Guarantees." So yeah. There we go. Its called Sam and Nates Stupid Adventure. I know retarted. But still. Gonna be coo I guess. I talked to him via E-mail.

Aks

[Sam]

I just read that there are going to be titties in SAW3. They never did before so now Im like great. I dont wanna be distracted. I wanna see Jigsaw and Amanda kick ass. No boobies at that point in time. Show boobies after the movie.
Aks

[noob3]

my girlfriend says that zelda should turn her down

[liquidstatik]

lol if it wasn't so funny, i'd almost feel bad for you zelda ;<

people hate you ;x

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I know. I hate myself sometimes. :(

[noob3]

you should cut yoru wirsts to make the girl feel sorry for you and get sympathy sex

(cancer would work too)

[noob3]

i edit this

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No I wont kill myself. Sorry guys, I may be fat but Im not a pussy like Juttin.

[noob3]

zedla :( nooo :(

[noob3]

........

[noob3]

lol my girlfriend needs to QUIT POSTING UNDER MY NAME

[adept_ninja]

Hey guys I have a girlfriend look at me...
shes so silly sometimes posting under my name
I must make it clear to her that this tom foolery will not stand!

[noob3]

damn straight :lol

[Trash]

You know.. sometimes suicide is the only way out..

Like in cases where a girl you were out with for 2 hours goes out with somebody else.

[ArrowX]

hey be an hero like juttins dad!


I KNOW HE READ THIS BECAUSE HES A LURKING WHORE!

[HickMan]

Zelda's Biggest fan, do you believe in a thing called love?
http://wmg.jp/darkness/img/top/darkness-new.jpg

[Yggdrasill]

I suggest you don't see any girls until you find the triforce of courage, zelda.