Q and A thread for jixby phillips

[Jixby Phillips]

hey guys, i haven't been posting in about 2 years, but I'm finally back. If you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

[LONDONE]

jixby why do i even bother to read this msg board?

[GADZOOKS]

When will you update your websites?

I'll take my answer off the air thanks.

[Jixby Phillips]

one at a time!

[liquidstatik]

ok me first! have you gotten an agent yet? :O

[Jixby Phillips]

[b]NO[/i]. NEXT QUESTION

[MarioRPG]

Are you pregnant?

[FartinMowler]

what should I call my band?

[MetalMilitia]

Is there a MRS JIXBY PHILLIPS?

[Archduke Tips]

What do black people mean when they say "you niggas cookin'?"

[The One and Only...]

Will you marry me? Maybe at least have a nice butt fuckin'?

[HickMan]

Have you ever beaten your friends Scene It?

[Jixby Phillips]

GUYS GUYS GUYS ONE AT A TIME PLEASE

[HickMan]

ME FIRST

[MarioRPG]

Nu-uh, I was first. >:

[Angryhydralisk]

Should we take numbers for our questions or just file in a neat, orderly line like one big forum-train?

[Jixby Phillips]

Go ahead with your questions

[GADZOOKS]

When will you update your videos?

I'll take my answer off the air thanks.

[Jixby Phillips]

excellent question! REALLY SEE i just need to clean up my computer and clear some harddrive so I have some room to work with my videos. Also I need to make more videos haha i wanna do it!

also I am thinking of making WFYB archives into videos much like my Mattress Mattress Mattress spot but with a little more effort this time, what does it take, really

thanks for the question gramps

[Evil Robot]

Is your web site going to have an animation of an ejaculating Jesus?

[Jixby Phillips]

good question!

no that would be distasteful and I don't appreciate the insinuation

thanks for your question

[Archduke Tips]

I would still like to know what black people mean when they say "you niggas cookin'?"

I think it is like a drug reference or something.

[Jixby Phillips]

uh lets not talk about stuff like that :/

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Where did you go?

[Noodles]

Whats the difference in the amount of blood lost by a black man than a white man???

[Jixby Phillips]

ONE AT A TIME!!!

[Black Flag]

what do you really think of me?

[Archduke Tips]

This sentence is not a question.

END STATEMENT.

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey don't talk over peoples questions PLEASE

Black Flag, I like you pal, why whats wrong :(

[Rongi]

jixby did you keep up with that watch a movie every day thing?

[Black Flag]

oh nothin, just wondering

[Jixby Phillips]

BLACK FLAG YOU ARE MY FRIEND BUT PLEASE DONT TALK OVER PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS I WILL MAKE YOU LEAVE

To answer your question ma'am i did not keep up with it, and I appologize

[xbxDaniel]

What wine would you suggest with a good steak?

[Rongi]

jixbuy phillips i just want you to know that iam offended you called me girl and that is that


outt

[Dirksen]

Jixby, how come Anime Sucks has more traffic than this board?

[Jixby Phillips]

GODDAMNIT YOU PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN

*THROWS DOWN MICROPHONE* FUCK THIS

[noob3]

ok now that he's gone can i ask questions

ask away

ok, thanks noob3

[Archduke Tips]

Noob3,
I like you, do you like me?

[noob3]

ofcourse :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

noob3 where did Jixby go :tear

[noob3]

can you not read? i don't need stupid questions like this, guys.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Noob3, this is a stupid question because I already know the answer is "Because they are idiots", but why did people carry on asking several questions in a row when Jixby clearly said he'd only answer one at a time?

[noob3]

excellent question, pub lover. but please take into consideration that answering your own questions makes things difficult on my behalf.

thanks,
noob3

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No I cant read can you please tell me where he went? :tear

[noob3]

It was suppose to be a surprize, but he went back in time before you were born to kill your mother.

[Noodles]

Hey Noob3, who do you think should be banned from the forums?

[noob3]

I don't know, ask me when I can ban people.

[Sam]

Noob3 how did you know to pick such an awsome calendar to send me for secret santa?

[noob3]

Because if I needed a calendar, it'd be a day to day calendar in full color loaded with cuddly kittens & cats! I was hoping you'd feel the same way, Sam! Merry Christmas!

[Angryhydralisk]

Noob3, what makes for a better frisbee, Cassettes, CDs, or Vinyl?

[Black Flag]

that's a stupid question

i don't think it deserves an answer

[Uncle_Sham]

Indeed

[noob3]

Ipods. Video Ipods.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I feel so alone! And so many questions unanswered. :(

[noob3]

The questions you need answering are not in the form of questions, I suggest formating them into questions so that they may be answerd.

[Archduke Tips]

What is the ultimate question?

[noob3]

Crunchy or Smoothe peanut butter?

But the answer to that question is they're both great!

[Lenor]

BUMPED


Chuck why did you have someone change my avitar.. or should I already know that answer.. ?

an when are we kidnappin sean an danny for amsterdam?