I-MOCKERY'S CLUB PACK #2 IS NOW SOLD OUT!!! [Archive]

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 12:47 AM

I'm happy to announce that we've finally got Club Pack #2 ready to go! The first club pack did quite good, and I think this one is going to do even better. Why? Well in addition to all the fun of the last pack, the answer is quite simple...

http://www.I-Mockery.com/Club/picklehats.jpg
PICKLE HATS!

That's right, I was finally able to get enough Pickle Hats together so that anybody on I-Mockery who wants one can have one. Of course, supplies are limited, so it's first come first serve. In addition to the Pickle Hats (which come with instructions!), Club Pack #2 will come with our 2nd newsletter, 2 stickers of our brand new logo (not available for sale on the site), ALL the secrets to Domo-Kun's Angry Smashfest, and a toy surprise that may or may not tell you a little more about yourself than you care to know!

So with that being said, I hope you all enjoy the new club packs along with the Pickle Hats. As usual, thanks for helping support I-Mockery!

ORDER YOUR I-MOCKERY CLUB PACK #2 WITH PICKLE HAT TODAY!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Club

-RoG-

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 7th, 2003, 01:39 AM

HOLY SHIT! IM GETTING IT!

Mr. PickleFeather

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:25 AM

someone need to make better quality pickle hats, those cardboard ones look cool, but don't look very durable...

I'd buy the pack if I wasn't poor

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:29 AM

Durable? They're definitely durable enough. I've been wearing the same Pickle Hat since I first started wearing it on I-Mockery. It's still good as the day I put it on. As long as you read the instructions it comes with and don't go swimming with it, you should be fine.

Mr. PickleFeather

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:35 AM

I'm just thinking it would be nice to have a plastic one, kind of like a bicycle helmet...

It would be cool to go swimming in a pickle hat. Everyone with money and a job should buy this Pack.

That hat your wearing does look pretty shiny.

Sam

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:37 AM

Are the pickle hats one size fits all or adjustable? I'd hate to get one and not be able to put it on when my head is too big for it. :(

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:39 AM

Yes, the Pickle Hats are indeed adjustable. You set them to fit your head. It's all explained with the instructions. :)

ItalianStereotype

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:41 AM

don't bother explaining this to heathens...

Secret Agent Vomit

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:42 AM

How much? :)

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:43 AM

I-Mockery's Club Packs are always 5 bucks (or 6 bucks for international orders)

Secret Agent Vomit

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:45 AM

Count me in. :)

You take Money Orders, right? :)

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:46 AM

Spiffy. And yes money orders are fine. All the payment details for both online and snail-mail orders can be found here (http://www.i-mockery.com/club/default.asp#order)

Secret Agent Vomit

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:52 AM

Cool. I love getting stuff in the mail. :)

Professor Cool

Apr 7th, 2003, 02:54 AM

If I can find enough cash, i'll definately buy it!

Anonymous

Apr 7th, 2003, 03:29 AM

He forgot to mention the best part: I got to write a little snippet for this club pack.

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 03:30 AM

Shh! We want them to buy the pack Boogie! That's not gonna help sales! >:

davinxtk

Apr 7th, 2003, 03:48 AM

Great, one more dent in my obscenely small paycheck.
Oh well. Sounds like fun.

Pub Lover

Apr 7th, 2003, 04:34 AM

This is the only thing I ever enjoy parting with money for. :)

Ninjavenom

Apr 7th, 2003, 06:10 AM

Tropical

Apr 7th, 2003, 06:20 AM

GAWD DAMN ROGER!!!! F- you with a giant rubber dick! This is scarier than infomertials on TV. Damn it, it's like I HAFTA BUY THESE USELESS GINSU CHICKEN KNIFE AND NOW I NEED A FUCKING PICKLE HAT. Both are inane and virtually useless but GOD DAMN i NEED A PICKLE HAT, no I fucking don't... YES i FUCKING DO!!!, no i don't YES MUST HAVE. BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THERE IS NO FREE WILL IN THE WORLD OF CONSUMERISM.

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 07:08 AM

Ehhhhhhxcellent...

Naturally, I expect photos from all of you who buy this club pack so I can put up a Pickle Hat gallery on I-Mockery for our satisfied club members.
:bow

Blackjack

Apr 7th, 2003, 07:10 AM

A-hahaha!!

I just ordered a pack!

I take it everyone at the summer mock-meet will need a hat too? Then we could all roam around town in a big mob of pickle-hat goodness!

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 07:12 AM

Haha... that many people walking around town, all wearing pickle hats would be... scary.

Apr 7th, 2003, 08:08 AM

You do realize that most of us are now a pair of Wacky Space Guy Goggles away from being a clone of Rog.

Pretty soon he'll start running hypnotic pop-up ads on the site telling us to assemble in Richmond as his Legion of the Damned. And then...

Oh well. I placed my order. :(

Spectre X

Apr 7th, 2003, 09:10 AM

cool, a legion of the damned.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 7th, 2003, 03:04 PM

I bought some goggles that look exactly like RoG's. I bought them from a place called Zipperhead's on South Street in Philly. Now I will have the pickle hat to go along with it!

Zomboid

Apr 7th, 2003, 04:25 PM

And now you're cool? :/

The Unseen

Apr 7th, 2003, 04:32 PM

Count me in, my cash will be there in x amount of days

Mockery

Apr 7th, 2003, 11:01 PM

Man, these things are going really fast. People must really want those Pickle Hats :o

Thanks again to all of you who have ordered so far. I'm going to be mailing out a ton of packs this week, so if you've already ordered, yours will go out in the mail within the next few days.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 7th, 2003, 11:10 PM

And now you're cool? :/

I didn't say I was "cool".

Ninjavenom

Apr 7th, 2003, 11:13 PM

I need a stamp, and i can send you a tenner, take a few stickers off yer hands as well as a club pack that i'm sure you're just DYING to ditch. :)

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 7th, 2003, 11:16 PM

I already sent mine in.

Mockery

Apr 8th, 2003, 11:19 AM

For any of you planning on ordering by snail mail, at this point I would suggest not ordering the Club Pack 1 & 2 combo. I'm just about out of Club Pack 1 now (only have like 5 left) and I won't make it to the post office until later in the week. I'll take the Club Pack #1 ordering option down once it's all sold out.

As for Club Pack #2, it's selling pretty damned fast. Looks like we've already sold half of them! :o

-RoG-

Ihach

Apr 8th, 2003, 08:01 PM

Rog, if i send ya 10 bucks canadian can you convert it yourself? that covers the cost, and its very difficult for me to get a money order. if not, its ok, itd just be easier for me :/

Mockery

Apr 8th, 2003, 08:16 PM

Honestly, if you sent me Canadian money, I'd never take the time to take it into the bank and get it exchanged. You can always pay online via PayPal with a credit card which will automatically do the conversion for ya.

Mockery

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:48 AM

We just spent all night getting all the club pack orders ready to go. I pity the mailman that has to deal with me tomorrow. I've never sent out this much shit all at once in my life.

Anyway, if you've ordered a club pack (or two) online in the past few days, your pack will be going out in the mail tomorrow.

-RoG-

sadie

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:52 AM

i hope there are some left when i get some money. :(

Blackjack

Apr 9th, 2003, 05:28 AM

:rock

How many pickle hats did you manage to secure? And exactly how did you secure them at all? Lots of Gedney proofs, or did the offer to actually BUY the damn things actually pay off?

n00bward

Apr 9th, 2003, 06:41 AM

When I finish that computer job I'll be sure to buy it along with a few other things hopefully......

Anonymous

Apr 9th, 2003, 03:36 PM

You've always been able to buy the hats direct from Gedney, for $1 each.

Mockery

Apr 9th, 2003, 04:24 PM

Yep, but I've had a lot of people whine about never receiving their orders strangely enough. And then, of course, there's the people who are too lazy to send out a buck in the mail cuz they'd rather order online.

Anywho, this Club Pack is off to a great start, check out all this shit I had to mail out this morning:

http://www.i-mockery.com/club/club-packs2.jpg

:shocked

Apr 9th, 2003, 05:31 PM

:love pretty CD :love

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 9th, 2003, 08:12 PM

Yeah, what exactly is that CD there for?

Mockery

Apr 14th, 2003, 03:20 PM

That's FatSatan's copy of Hateful Chris since he won the contest.

Krythor

Apr 14th, 2003, 04:39 PM

Are you always making trips to restock the club packs or do you get them all in one batch then keep selling them until all are taken?

Mockery

Apr 14th, 2003, 04:49 PM

I pretty much buy one really large batch of them in advance so I have enough to sell for a while. Once those are sold out, that's pretty much it. So yeah, this is the only time you'll be able to get Club Pack #2 with the Pickle Hats on I-Mockery.

McClain

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:27 PM

I GOT MINE TODAY! PICTURES COMING SOON! WEEEEEE!

Mockery

Apr 14th, 2003, 06:38 PM

Rockin! It got all the way out there pretty fast :)

Post all Pickle hat pictures in this thread:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2633

pissed off salesman

Apr 14th, 2003, 07:49 PM

um i ordered under my alter ego sherry, when should my pack be mailed?

Mockery

Apr 14th, 2003, 08:57 PM

I'm sending out another large lot of orders either tomorrow or Wednesday. Yours will be in that lot if it wasn't already sent out last week.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 14th, 2003, 10:48 PM

Last time my club pack took awhile, but I think mine is in the batch you are talking about. I can't wait to get it.

Mockery

Apr 15th, 2003, 11:14 PM

Just so you guys know, I-Mockery's Club Pack #1 is now completely sold out. Thanks to everybody who ordered one. :) And to those of you that waited too long to order it, sorry... you missed your chance. :/

And believe it or not, I-Mockery's Club Pack #2 is already getting close to selling out o.O

liquidstatik

Apr 18th, 2003, 01:03 AM

I dont have any money :( I never have any money :( I have a penis :) Anyway, I dont know if im gonna be able to buy one or not... but if I can I will :/

Grandpa Jones

Apr 19th, 2003, 08:19 PM

I can loan you some money.

liquidstatik

Apr 19th, 2003, 08:41 PM

PM me fuck-o :)

Mockery

Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:30 AM

Quick update:

To anybody who has recently ordered club packs online I'll be sending out your orders in the mail tomorrow. I've also got a good chunk of mail orders that I'm sending out too, and I'll be picking up the rest from the post office tomorrow.

Also, I should probably note that there are now less than 20 Club Pack #2's left, so if you want to guarantee yourself one and haven't ordered yet, I suggest you do so very soon.

Hope all of you who've already received your packs have been enjoying 'em. Don't forget to post pictures of you wearing your Pickle Hats if you haven't done so already: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2633

:picklehat

Sam

Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:33 AM

I sent my cleverly hid $5 in the mail two weeks ago today from California. I hope I get it soon so everyone can be jealous of my pickle hat!

UnDeath

Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:35 AM

some time down the road are you going to have a "best of" club pack with the best stuff from around a years worth of club packs? Just a suggestion, since not having money for long intervals kinda kills my chance at picking up either of the two that've been released, and both seemed awesome. :(

Mockery

Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:49 PM

I sent my cleverly hid $5 in the mail two weeks ago today from California. I hope I get it soon so everyone can be jealous of my pickle hat!

Are you from Hanford, CA? Cuz I just got an order today from there. If so, your order will be shipping within the next week or so. :)

some time down the road are you going to have a "best of" club pack with the best stuff from around a years worth of club packs?

Honestly, I probably won't be doing any "best of" club pack. . There's a possibility I'll be able to put up pickle hats again some day, but I'm not really planning it. Sorry man...

Sam

Apr 23rd, 2003, 03:51 PM

Nope Mock, my $5 came from Willits, California. I hope it was in the first pack of snail mail orders you picked up.

Mockery

Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:04 PM

Ah cool, it was. Your pack just went out in the mail earlier today, so you should be receiving it soon.

Sam

Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:48 PM

Awsome. Thanks for checking on that Rog. I appreciate it alot. Now I can stop worrying that it got lost in the mail.

Mockery

Apr 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM

No problemo señor, thanks for ordering the pack.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 24th, 2003, 09:17 AM

Did you send my pack out yet?

Wiffles

Apr 25th, 2003, 05:16 PM

I'd order, but my mom doesn't let me order anything online >_<

Mockery

Apr 25th, 2003, 05:32 PM

Cap'n, yeah I think yours went out with the others this week.

Wiffles, you don't have to order online. You can order via snail mail too. The instructions are on the club page (http://www.i-mockery.com/club).

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:31 PM

Yea, I got it today. Thanks alot. I stapled my pickle hat at the top and followed the instuctions. For some reason, the stapler staples went crooked and I had a staple through half of my finger. The miracle fish made it all better. :)

Mockery

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:37 PM

You don't have to staple it unless you have a huge head and have to open the pickle hat past one of the three perforations.

Ninjavenom

Apr 26th, 2003, 10:11 AM

I got mine, and gave my second one to my dad. He's going to wear it to work. :rock

The fortune fish kicks ass, too, and i've now got a few stickers to vandalize personal property with. :D

Thanks I-Mockery, you saved my boyhood!

Apr 26th, 2003, 11:00 AM

I had to tear my Pickle Hat open to the folds, and now it fits snugly. :hugehead

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 26th, 2003, 01:51 PM

The fortune fish kicks ass, too, and i've now got a few stickers to vandalize personal property with. :D

Yes, I liked the fortune fish very much, but everytime I try it, it says I am in love. I have no idea what I am going to put my stickers on, maybe my drawing folder...

Teenage_Zombie138

Apr 26th, 2003, 10:15 PM

i got my club pack today, i ran around my house with the hat on screeming pickel hat and everyboday gave me a "i knew he was retarded it olny took 19 years for him to come out" look

PACZKI

Apr 28th, 2003, 04:55 PM

Did ya send mine out yet? :/ (Charles Jones, Warren, MI)

Mockery

Apr 28th, 2003, 05:43 PM

Yours is going out this week Charles. It's already in the envelope and ready to go, I just gotta go to the post office in the next day or two.

PACZKI

Apr 28th, 2003, 05:49 PM

Cool, thanks Rog. Can't wait for the pickle hat. :yum

Mockery

Apr 28th, 2003, 05:54 PM

No problemo, thanks for ordering the pack. Hope you'll post a picture of yourself wearing the hat in our Post Your Pickle Hat Pic thread (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2633) too.

:picklehat