If you had to choose

[FartinMowler]

If you had to pick a woman which one and why



women that scowl at you and tell there friends stuff about you

women that leave and come back and then cry and say stuff

skinny women that eat too much and vomit and don't flush

women with odd shaped breasts that wear bra's that don't fit and complain there breast are odd shaped

women that like to say "fuck you I'm not cleaning the toilet when you do that"

Women that can bend all different ways and have twin sisters that can't and argue about bending and why their mothers hate them

Pregnant women that don't know who the father is and keep mentioning that any time they could drop placenta all over the floor and you might be responsible to clean it up for the rest of your life

women that have stinky breath but like to fuck and then eat peanut butter and glue cat hair to there private parts

fascist women with thick black eyebrows and smoke crack

Neo Nazi women with thick black eyebrows that like monkeys

women that fart and giggle milk out there nose, but you never see them drink milk

Foreign women that talk weird and then pull a knife on you and steal your wallet

Pasty white women that if you touch them they leave marks and tell there friends you beat them

women that look like women from television comedy shows that have no sense of humor

[Chojin]

lol :<

I'd go with the odd-shaped breast one!

[FartinMowler]

you didn't explain why :(

[Chojin]

Because that's what I've already got.

OH GOD DON'T HIT ME NO SHIT OH CHRIST

Although really they're just different sizes but I thought that's what you meant anyway so yeah.

[liquidstatik]

Pasty white women that if you touch them they leave marks and tell there friends you beat them


if i had to chooose :x

and its cause thats the least gross one :O

[executioneer]

i'd choose the bendy one w/ the twin :x

because, bendy and twins ;(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Im with Willie.

[GADZOOKS]

women that like to say "fuck you I'm not cleaning the toilet when you do that"

BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

[Terra]

nazi women with monkey but that's just me

[Goat Cheese]

women that have stinky breath but like to fuck and then eat peanut butter and glue cat hair to there private parts

my dream girl

[Terra]

cat hair to there private parts



spell check you miserable shit. otherwise your going to get the opposite sex that glues cat hair to their private parts and you end up with a mouthful of shit because you can't spell.

[Zomboid]

women that look like women from television comedy shows that have no sense of humor

Are these hot women?

[sadie]

spell check you miserable shit. otherwise your going to get the opposite sex that glues cat hair to their private parts and you end up with a mouthful of shit because you can't spell.

a spellcheck wouldn't catch the there/their problem anyway. plus, until you're able to catch your own usage mistakes, you oughtn't rag people about theirs.

[Moobs]

women that like to say "fuck you I'm not cleaning the toilet when you do that" because i am capaple of cleaning the toliet myself PROBLEM AVOIDED :picklehat

[maggiekarp]

When I heard this it was a seven-foot woman or a chick with a moustache

[RaNkeri]

I guess I'd choose the lucky lady " Women that can bend all different ways and have twin sisters that can't and argue about bending and why their mothers hate them". She seems to be somewhat normal :/

[SKATERMONKEY]

Neo Nazi women with thick black eyebrows that like monkeys

[Esuohlim]

Hey rankeri i thought you were a GIRL :rolleyes

[Terra]

a spellcheck wouldn't catch the there/their problem anyway. plus, until you're able to catch your own usage mistakes, you oughtn't rag people about theirs.

You are correct sadie! i am laziness, squared. :bow milhouse has pointed this out many times. thank god i am on his ignore list. there would be hell to pay

[MattJack]

Women that can bend all different ways and have twin sisters that can't and argue about bending and why their mothers hate them



I like women that can bend all different ways! I dated a russian girl that was a dancer her whole life! She could bend like crazy! We got out of some pretty sticky situations thanks to her spineless back!

[RaNkeri]

Hey rankeri i thought you were a GIRL :rolleyes

Oh yeah, you got me :rolleyes

[Big Papa Goat]

Women :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Somebody's got to start cracking down on these men pretending to be women on message boards and I'm just making sure, we don't want another incident you know.

[Seven Force]

i dont think my heart could take it

[RaNkeri]

Funny, I thought I posted "It's a trap" image on that thread... or did I? D:

[Esuohlim]

If you did it's grounds for a banning