Idiots contacting me via PM

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Eddie: Hey whats up? I dont want to go back and forth here. I am a christian artist. I just want you to know Jesus loves you and died for you. If you ask Him to come into your heart. He will. Ask Him to forgive you of your sins, He will. I dont understand why people hate Him so much and dont want nothing to do with Him. He went through such a beating beyond we can imagine. He would have done it just for you if you were the only person on this earth because He loves you that much. I am not into fighting and putting people down. It is about Love. I may never talk to you again but just know Jesus loves you. Friends may let you down ext. but jesus will never do that.

Cosmo: :/

[Supafly345]

He was telling the truth!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I told him that I'm an athiest and that I'd appreciate it if he'd keep his stupid superstition to himself.

[Grislygus]

You should've started preaching Scientology.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I always think of funny things to say two hours too late.

[Terra]

julia child died for our sins too and she was better at cooking with wine than jesus was

[DehydratedPorkMan]

The first time I read the e-mail I thought he said "I am a Christain atheist."
oops.

[executioneer]

edit: n/m

[FartinMowler]

I resent being called an idiot >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Is your name Eddie? >:

Besides, I've called you much worse...

[Cosmo Electrolux]

julia child died for our sins too and she was better at cooking with wine than jesus was

I once saw Julia Child cure a leper with a milk wash and some crushed pecans mixed with bread crumbs...

[DehydratedPorkMan]

julia child died for our sins too and she was better at cooking with wine than jesus was

I once saw Julia Child cure a leper with a milk wash and some crushed pecans mixed with bread crumbs...

I was in a park and it was raining and I wanted to give up on life and was ready to kill myself and I tripped in the mud and found a book. It was a book on the joys of cooking, by Julia Child. Food made me not kiss my arm with a razor.

And the strudle? ORGASMIC.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Lenor was flat chested until she read Julia's "Mastering the Art of French Cooking"

[RaNkeri]

I'm a victim too D:

I got this just before christmas:


Triad-Brother Choi:

I kill you if you anger I again!

you little man!


Now, I know I'm hated in here, but a death threat just before christmas? Whoa!

[noob3]

noone pms me

[DehydratedPorkMan]

noone pms me

I want to meet friends like that. except it would be creepy and I think they would be a petterass.

[Angryhydralisk]

I've got a couple that felt like the occasion when a friend sends you an e-mail consisting of a joke that he/she also sent to everyone else.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I've got a couple that felt like the occasion when a friend sends you an e-mail consisting of a joke that he/she also sent to everyone else.

Those people are unwilling hacks and if they knew better would not clog your e-mail with "The 100 funniest blonde jokes!"

[Terra]

noone pms me

me too. :(

[BlueOatmeal]

noone pms me

me too. :(

Me three. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

noone pms me

me too. :(

I would, but I don't know you.....:(

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I have a stupid idea that's gonna get me laughed at but could end loneliness and world hunger! Let's all form pen-pals. Everyone line up!

[sadie]

people occasionally pm me. usually if i don't know/like/have time for them, i'll just delete it without a response. if i just don't have time or feel like communicating with people i don't have to (and let's face it, everyone here falls into that category), it may sit in the inbox for weeks before i respond. one person has pmed me five or six times over the years, and i have yet to respond. :O

[Grislygus]

Lenor pmed me, she's the only one who I would consider an idiot.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Max PM'd me asking if I was still alive....which I appreciated very much. It's nice to be missed. :love

Lenore PM'd me scolding me for laughing at a remark made about her tits

[Uncle_Sham]

lol tits

[DehydratedPorkMan]

lol tits

Tater tits.

Just throwing that out.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm throwing it back >:

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I'm throwing it back >:

*ouch!*