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Spectre X
Apr 7th, 2003, 08:20 AM
mine would be the "BMX jousting"


"Thou shalt pay for what thee hath done to mine midwife!"
"It wasn't me buddy, it was somebody else."
"Today, I shal stick my lance into you, and far beyond where the light of our world does shine! I will have my revenge!"

:lol

I love that one.
Anonymous
Apr 7th, 2003, 12:53 PM
My favorite stunt was the one where they took a bunch of their stunts and combined them to make a movie that people paid to see when the show itself is on for free.
ItalianStereotype
Apr 7th, 2003, 01:17 PM
didn't they get cancelled? yeah....that was my favorite.
Ninjavenom
Apr 7th, 2003, 02:35 PM
The movie was just the show with more dicks. :/
Skulhedface
Apr 7th, 2003, 03:51 PM
The one where they stuff live sticks of dynamite straight into their anal cavities and suffer a horrifyingly bloody death, all caught on camera.

I'd love that one.
FlakTrooper
Apr 7th, 2003, 10:04 PM
The CKY crew itself is a lot better than the Jackass show ever was. Even CKY is starting to go downhill.
Jixby Phillips
Apr 7th, 2003, 11:25 PM
I'm smarter and have better tastes than all of you, and I love Jackass. So shut up.
Les Waste
Apr 8th, 2003, 12:34 AM
He's right, you know. >:

I never actually saw it, but just when I think of the skit where they dig a hole in the lawn and cover it when Phil goes to mow the lawn makes me LOL.

Also, in one of the CKY tapes, one of those queers takes 18 Ex-Laxes and takes a shit while running at full speed. Poop jokes are very funny.

>:
FeuerAffe
Apr 8th, 2003, 01:23 AM
CKY...definitely better than Jackass. CKY4 wasn't the best though...I always liked the drife thru ordering at Burger King or whatever when Brandom said, "I will strike you down like COBRA." Jackass wasn't ever very good though...
Spectre X
Apr 8th, 2003, 04:50 AM
the castle thing in CKY3.

*arrow flies by*
*ackward silence*
Ryan Dunn: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
*crash into castle followed by yet another acward silence.*

I love CKY. :)
noob3
Apr 8th, 2003, 04:14 PM
Steve O's videos are the best, followed by CKY followed by Jackass.
ShanghaiOrange
Apr 8th, 2003, 04:16 PM
I always was partial to the fat guy chasing the midget.:(
wreckreation
Apr 8th, 2003, 04:56 PM
you guys REALLY get jokes. :lol
Zbu Manowar
Apr 9th, 2003, 01:55 AM
What about Johnny Knoxville testing a jock strap? Or when those Jai Lai players whipped citrus fruits at them?
Blackjack
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:36 AM
Fuck that.

Why have Jackass when you can have Trigger-Happy TV?!?!?! We invented that.
Spectre X
Apr 9th, 2003, 06:09 AM
yes, Blackjack, that's cool too, but we're talking about jackass, CKY and whatever...



anyhoo, last night, Steve-O- was on at Yorin, a Dutch channel in "Kevin Masters, starring Tom Rhodes".

he performed the stunt where he stapled his ballsack to his leg, it was lol.

:lol
FlakTrooper
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:34 AM
Steve-O is just plain gross. But I think Chris Raab is funny so what do I know?
Spectre X
Apr 9th, 2003, 09:25 AM
well, he is funny (Raab) and so is Steve-O-.

anyway, Raab is gross too, in CKY3 he just sat over the ledge of a building and started shitting down.

:lol
whoreable
Apr 9th, 2003, 11:41 AM
Dude thats SOOOO CRAZZZYY!!!

GRRROOOSSSSS :x :x
FlakTrooper
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:36 PM
What about Raab's shit while running. Second grossest thing Ive ever seen.
Zbu Manowar
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:15 PM
So which jackass do you think will die first? Come on, one of these days Steve-O's going to be beaten by the cops until his hollow head explodes or Knoxville's going to be hit by a car.
Generator86
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:59 PM
Definitely Steve-O. Knoxville at least has branched out to act in real movies, so I don't think he's going to be too willing to put his body on the line for much longer. Steve-O, on the other hand, seems to have no skills whatsoever besides throwing himself into shit-filled rivers and vomiting up anal tracts.
Les Waste
Apr 9th, 2003, 09:06 PM
What about Raab's shit while running. Second grossest thing Ive ever seen.

meanwhile, days earlier. . .

Also, in one of the CKY tapes, one of those queers takes 18 Ex-Laxes and takes a shit while running at full speed. Poop jokes are very funny.
Rongi
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:41 PM
Why have Jackass when you can have Trigger-Happy TV?!?!?! We invented that.

I love that show :)! The cellphone gag is a little over done, but the poetry with the numbers was hysterical.
ItalianStereotype
Apr 10th, 2003, 12:06 AM
trigger happy tv might be funny if people would actually react to it...
ItalianStereotype
Apr 10th, 2003, 12:06 AM
trigger happy tv might be funny if people would actually react to it...
JonSwift
Apr 10th, 2003, 12:24 AM
SLOUZBRY STOUVRE FOR KEYKEY, GOOD KEY KEY, MEOOW, OH WOWWww....


ps. Were Raab himself & Jixby Phillips seperated at birth??
!!!!
Apr 10th, 2003, 12:31 AM
WERE YOU AND YOUR BRAIN SEPERATED AT BIRTH??? LOL!
Les Waste
Apr 10th, 2003, 12:53 AM
trigger happy tv might be funny if people would actually react to it...
I think they show the reactions for long enough, it's just that I can't imagine how else people would react upon seeing two people in bunny suits dry humping besides bewilderment.