Beckham

[theapportioner]

Would you see a game now that he's coming to play in the United States. I certainly am inclined to.

[FartinMowler]

The only way they will get enough people to watch soccer is if he plays naked and the other team is the Spice girls naked.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

The only way they will get enough people to watch soccer is if he plays naked and the other team is the Spice girls naked.

You know what I noticed? It happens a lot in amateur soccer but not in professional soccer, but freak accidents happen sometimes. No professional soccer player ever has a soccer ball kicked directly into their playtoys. And I would not want to watch (even an attractive man) run violently around a field, flopping in the wind and kicking a ball. Sorry soccer.

[Sethomas]

Beckham's coming to America? Sounds like career suicide to me, even if there's the nominal hype for a few months. I mean, did he start to suck and is saving face?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Im not a big soccer fan but Im sure its gonna be awesome watching people freak out about this at school.

[noob3]

http://www.zibamusic.com/images/benditdvd.jpg

[Sethomas]

I thought I was cool because I lived in Madrid a short while when he was playing for REAL, but then they started blowing shit up right after I left so I guess it's good I'm not living there anymore.

[WhiteRat]

Beckham's coming to America? Sounds like career suicide to me, even if there's the nominal hype for a few months. I mean, did he start to suck and is saving face?

His career is on the way down. Don't get me wrong, he's still a great player, but his best days are behind him. He really hasn't done that much recently anyway.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

noob, I so had the desire to do the same thing. You beat me. >:

[sloth]

Most players do it when theyre looking to retire or get away from the public eye. Lineker went to Japan, Gazza went to China. It would have been good for him to return to the premiership with Newcastle but I guess they can't offer a million a week. And it would have meant having to see what body part that skeletal leech creature has replaced next in the papers every day.

[RaNkeri]

I'd pay a small fortune to see a great football player show off his skills, but Beckham? Pffffft

[WhiteRat]

Who would you pay a small fortune for, rankeri?

[RaNkeri]

Well, Roberto Baggio for example.

Although he retired in 2001 or so

[MetalMilitia]

You're a baggio. >:

[RaNkeri]

You're a baggio. >:

It's not my problem :(

[Tropical]

it is career suicide. but there's alot of muney.

[ArrowX]

yeah he's getting something in the area of $200Million for this.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

250mil I heard on the radio! :O

That much to run around and kick a ball. Jesus.

[WhiteRat]

Zelda you should learn basic motor skills so you can make 250 million just by kicking a ball.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That would take too long. Do you have any idea how long it takes me to write a post let alone read one? But I play Zelda just fine so Im aok!

[GADZOOKS]

Stop that, now you are a parody of yourself.

It's disgusting.

[ArrowX]

Can we exchange SBF for juttin?

[Grislygus]

Juttin is infinitely worse than zeldasbiggestfan. Unfortunately, this also made him more amusing by extension.

However, zelda seems to be at least trying to tone it down, whereas juttin just kept shrieking all the time. I wouldn't vote for the transaction.

[Zomboid]

Can we exchange SBF for juttin?
You'd think that by this point you'd just try to stay off the radar completely instead of acting like you were ONE OF THE GUYS this entire time. You're in the same class as juttin and zelda so fuck off.

[Chojin]

Is that David Beckham in that picture on the movie? Cause if so, that is H-O-T.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I already go to DC United Games. :/

[WhiteRat]

Does Freddie Adu play for them still or did he get traded to them?