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Misdemonar
Jan 15th, 2007, 12:12 PM
I work at a place called labormax,(hopefully), and I get 30$ a day. Where do you work?

Mystie
Jan 15th, 2007, 01:04 PM
I jerk off hobos for quarters.

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 15th, 2007, 01:13 PM
a bisexual wiccan that gives hobo's handjobs. You're one for the books, kid.

DeadKennedys
Jan 15th, 2007, 02:50 PM
A bisexual wiccan. There's something you don't see every day :rolleyes

Black Flag
Jan 15th, 2007, 02:57 PM
A bisexual wiccan. There's something you don't see every day :rolleyes

just like that joke (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=459732#459732)

Misdemonar
Jan 15th, 2007, 10:06 PM
guys I must confess, I don't have my job anymore :(

zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 15th, 2007, 10:10 PM
Austin's Lawn Mowing

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 15th, 2007, 10:18 PM
I deal with old Russian ladies that want a 3 dollar sweater for 1 dollar.

(I work at a thrift store)

Pac-Man dinner trays are the shit by the way. As are vintage 70's sex toys and "free" game boy games in the Target shipments.

Mockery
Jan 15th, 2007, 11:25 PM
I work at i-mockery.com and the boss is a total slavedriving asshole. He even makes me work on weekends! >:

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 15th, 2007, 11:30 PM
I work at i-mockery.com and the boss is a total slavedriving asshole. He even makes me work on weekends! >:

I heard he pees in public and makes little kids cry, too.

Preechr
Jan 16th, 2007, 12:07 AM
I'm growing to love doing this:

I fix wheelchairs for crippled children.

Preechr
Jan 16th, 2007, 12:08 AM
...and fuck you, Black Flag, for linking to Loveline.

ArrowX
Jan 16th, 2007, 12:28 AM
I work at Staples, as a stock boy. $10.05/ hour

Neat note, one of the guys I work with runs one of the biggest Gears Of War clans on teh innernets

GADZOOKS
Jan 16th, 2007, 01:41 AM
Not only is that NOT neat that is absolutely horrifying and repulsive.

I recently retired from a sportings good store to spend more time with my family.

J. Tithonus Pednaud
Jan 16th, 2007, 03:48 AM
I fix wheelchairs for crippled children.

I help cripple children. >:

DehydratedPorkMan
Jan 16th, 2007, 09:27 AM
I fix wheelchairs for crippled children.

I help cripple children. >:

Cripple or crippled?

Grislygus
Jan 16th, 2007, 10:24 AM
You ruined it.

sadie
Jan 16th, 2007, 11:18 AM
You flogged it.

MarioRPG
Jan 16th, 2007, 03:24 PM
Not only is that NOT neat that is absolutely horrifying and repulsive..
What is, the fact he works with him, or what the guy must look like? :lol

But yeah. I work at McD's. :(

Azrael
Jan 16th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Graphic Artist and Dry Warehouse Manager for the local Budweiser Distributer.

AChimp
Jan 16th, 2007, 05:53 PM
I work at Staples, as a stock boy. $10.05/ hour

$10/hour to stock shelves is insanely overpaid.

Misdemonar
Jan 16th, 2007, 09:55 PM
yeah I used to get 30$ a day to labor.

HickMan
Jan 16th, 2007, 10:56 PM
I'm a lifeguard at a YMCA!

ArrowX
Jan 17th, 2007, 12:53 AM
I work at Staples, as a stock boy. $10.05/ hour

$10/hour to stock shelves is insanely overpaid.
This is grande prairie we make rediculous amounts of money no matter what we do, the minimum wage here is $7.25 but thats a noncompetitive pay. My old job I made $13.25 for absolutely NOTHING but this was countered by the shittiest management ever. I left because they kept wanting me to work without notifying me.

Angryhydralisk
Jan 17th, 2007, 01:35 AM
Kraut, I wish I had your job. But then again, I wouldn't mind the ridiculous managment for 13.25 an hour...

Right now I'm working at some web-design/computer repair company for 7.50 an hour (Sadly, in due time, this'll be what minimum wage will be). 90% of the time, I'm the only person in the building making websites and because I had a hard time doing a project, had my pay cut completely for two weeks. Shit's thrown me for a fucking loop.

bigtimecow
Jan 18th, 2007, 11:49 PM
I AM crippled children

Dr. V
Jan 19th, 2007, 01:20 AM
I work at Staples, as a stock boy. $10.05/ hour

Neat note, one of the guys I work with runs one of the biggest Gears Of War clans on teh innernets

I work at Staples too. I'm gonna call you on the 1-700 number. How the feck do you make 10.05 an hour. Unless you've worked there for like 3 years.

ArrowX
Jan 19th, 2007, 02:32 AM
thats starting wage dillweed.

Sicktodeathmx
Jan 19th, 2007, 10:11 PM
I work at Office Depot in the Design Print Ship Center, and I'm the Administrative Assistant at my local Unitarian Universalist Congregation. Busy, Busy I am!

GADZOOKS
Jan 20th, 2007, 04:43 AM
thats starting wage dillweed.

Hahaha, I bet he isn't going to call you on that 1-700 number now you rude jerk.

BlueOatmeal
Jan 22nd, 2007, 03:05 PM
I got an interview at StarBucks tomorrow at 1:30!

WISH ME LUCK GUYS!!

Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2007, 03:07 PM
I work at Staples, as a stock boy. $10.05/ hour

Neat note, one of the guys I work with runs one of the biggest Gears Of War clans on teh innernets

I work at Staples too. I'm gonna call you on the 1-700 number. How the feck do you make 10.05 an hour. Unless you've worked there for like 3 years.

A dollar in America is like a bajillion dollars in Canada.

executioneer
Jan 22nd, 2007, 03:17 PM
not anymore, $1 us is about 1.18 canadian now :x

Copywritten
Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:05 PM
I work at in a mall with the first initial of Y

corpexec44
Jan 23rd, 2007, 10:54 PM
I'm an asskissing Corporate Executive......

Wiffle Bat
Jan 23rd, 2007, 11:28 PM
I am a Media Logistics Technician. Aka I deliver papers for $12 a run thats 2 - 3 hours work ^^

Dr. V
Jan 24th, 2007, 04:41 AM
Oh right, I forgot you use monopoly money instead of THE ALMIGHTY GOD FEARING AMERICAN DOLLAR!!!

Emu
Jan 24th, 2007, 11:20 AM
work :lol




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