MOCK WARS 2K7 SIGNUP THREAD

[Chojin]

Hey. Hey fgts.

Mock war.

Right now I'd like to start this February 14th. For most of you who don't know because you will die EMPTY AND ALONE, that's Valentine's Day. I figure you'll all have some aggression to work out at or around that date.

Scheduling:
February 14-16: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. Qualifiers will be handled just like last year, where everyone in the competition piles into a handful of threads and tries to be funnier than everyone else (it is handled this way because you all have experience doing this).
February 17-18th: (Sat, Sun) Voting will take place on the qualifiers, and the top 16 mockers will advance to round 1.
Rounds will be held in two blocks (A and B) per week, with 3 days of competition followed by 4 days of voting.
February 19-21: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
February 22-25: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
February 22-24: (Thurs,Fri,Sat) Round 1, Block B mockers fight.
February 25-28: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
February 26-28: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.
March 1-4: Round 2, Block A fights are voted on.
March 1-3: Round 2, Block B mockers fight.
March 4-7: Round 2, Block B fights are voted on.
March 5-7: Round 3, Block A mockers fight.
March 8-11: Round 3, Block A fights are voted on.
March 8-10: Round 3, Block B mockers fight.
March 11-14: Round 3, Block B fights are voted on.
In the finals, the remaining two participants agree on a three-day span that works best for them, then the four days after are reserved for voting.

Winners and runner-ups will receive GIFTS of VALUE. Last year the winner got a trophy, pickle hat, wacky space goggles, and signed Pickleman #1 comic. This year will be better!

If you are interested in participating in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.

If you would like to vote in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.


Participants:

Competitors
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Fartin Mowler
Chojin
Fathom Zero
Rongi
CaptainBubba
J. Tithonus Pednaud
Evil Robot
Sethomas
Max Burbank
TheBigGameOver
The Mock Warrior
Grislygus
WHAT
Esuohlim
Jixby Phillips
xbxDaniel
Kahljorn
Nate Flax
Lenor
Guitar Woman
George (w/ BlueFox)
ArrowX
Misdemonar

Voters
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DuFresne
Sadie
Mockery
MR. DANNY TATOM
MarioRPG
Schimid
DehydratedPorkMan
Emu
SicktodeathMX
Dire Flamingo
Zomboid
EverythingWillSuck
Angryhydralisk
BigTimeBanned
eggyolk
Noob3
King Hadas
MLE
Yggdrasill
Moobs
GADZOOKS
Everyone in the Mock Wars Participants usergroup from last year (voters and participants) FULL LIST (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23959)
Everyone in the Chojin's Unicorn Glitter Starship usergroup (a collection of 'old time vets') FULL LIST (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23959)

[FartinMowler]

Could we pair up with someone? I'm still not the best at photoshop and would like to have someone skilled like Metal as my partner, if he would be willing, like tag team wrestling.

[Chojin]

I don't have a problem if people want to make a new account and share passwords.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Watch me disgrace myself!

*counts in*

[Fathom Zero]

I feel like I can participate.

Count me in.

[Rongi]

i want in

[Grislygus]

I'll vote.

[Misdemonar]

jeez i hope i don' break my humurous bone :x
I'm in as a mocker

[DuFresne]

I'm good at being humorously pissed off at someone I genuinely don't like, but when it comes to a blatant unprovoked mocking, I have little confidence in my abilities. :(

I'll vote! :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I get made fun of enough. Count me out. But I would like to vote.

[xbxDaniel]

Are there going to be requirements to be a participant or voter?

I'd like to vote.

[GADZOOKS]

Zeldasbiggestfan should not be allowed to participate in any event after his secret santana debacle.

I wish this happened in December or I would be in this thing :( Since the voters are nothing but teenage nerds I shall be the cool adult vote.

[FartinMowler]

I hope Orange Juice Bruce Participates...

[sadie]

i wanna vote again.

[Mockery]

I'll be voting as well.

[liquidstatik]

i wanna vote :D

[CaptainBubba]

I want to play :(

I don't have photoshop or a camera this time though bc/ my computer broked.

[Esuohlim]

Man, if it was summer I'd have dozens of hours of free time to whip up some great mockings and give my unlucky opponent whatfor :picklehat

I'll be a voter :(

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I believe I will throw my tophat into the ring. Sounds like sadomasochistic fun and adventure!

[Chojin]

xbx, the only requirement for entry is that you sign up here, although we admins reserve the right to not let someone compete or vote for any reason.

Glad I'm getting so many responses to this when the boards have been relatively dead lately. Especially glad Tithonus is participating! All of you kids run out and tell your friends about this. I'd still really like to get some humorists from other sites in on this.

http://i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=30

Here are the backups for last year's Mock War, for those of you who missed it.

[MarioRPG]

I'd rather not have my self-esteem crippled at the moment. I'd like to vote please.

[Fathom Zero]

I hope Bubsy doesn't participate. Everyone would lose.

[Angryhydralisk]

I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

2. Limited time around computers.

3. My humor only comes in unintentional spurts.

I'll still try the qualifiers or at least vote, because I am a masochist fueled by the power of starvation and sexual teasing. Reading the previous one had me in tears laughing.

[Chojin]

Hydralisk, all competitors can vote, but you need to make a decision as to whether you're competing or voting only.

[Angryhydralisk]

Okay, I'll compete.

[Fathom Zero]

I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

Well you haven't been here long, have you?

[Angryhydralisk]

I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....

1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.

Well you haven't been here long, have you?

You speak no lies. I haven't been here long. But I say that only because of this.

If I was going to mock someone with say, a simple caption below a goofy picture of them, MS Paint.

If I wanted to paste their head on something stupid and utterly degrade them in some elaborate sense, I'd at least have a faster response with Photoshop.

[Emu]

The point isn't to degrade the other person, retard. It's to make the reader laugh. If part of that humor comes from the sheer shittiness of the image you're using, then more power to you.

[Chojin]

VOTING OR COMPETING, EMU?

[Schimid]

voting :=

[Jixby Phillips]

Might participate, BUT

I will be out of town and mostly away from computers on the 22nd-26th. Is there anyway I could particpate and make it so that I wouldn't have to particpate on those particular dates?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Actually I'd rather vote than participate. I'll be tied up for a while at that time.

[GADZOOKS]

New Registered User: The Mock Warrior :boohoo

[Chojin]

Might participate, BUT

I will be out of town and mostly away from computers on the 22nd-26th. Is there anyway I could particpate and make it so that I wouldn't have to particpate on those particular dates?

Yeah, that's why we have Block A and Block B. If you want to be on Block A, your dates around that time would be:

February 19-21: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
February 22-25: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
February 25-28: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
February 26-28: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.

So you'd miss your voting period, but you could always call that in.

[Emu]

I'll vote I guess ;( I don't feel confident enough to compete

[Sicktodeathmx]

I'll vote!
Can we temp unban OJB for the mock wars?
He was wonderful last time he participated :)

Why did he get banned? Was it for Secret Santa or whatever?

[Emu]

i think it's been said that we shall never know why OJB was banned

[Evil Robot]

(sound of war drums in the background)
I am planning on competing and winning. Please just start sending the prize to me now.

[Sethomas]

I guess I'll compete, being pre-registered and all.

[Evil Robot]

SERIOUSLY, DON'T COMPETE, ILL JUST WIND UP HURYTING YOU.

[Dire Flamingo]

I'd like to vote!
My photoshopping skills don't go past pasting Ben Lee's head onto owls and SomethingAwful-esque MSpaint drawings of monsters spitting on things. :(
Also, I don't have a ton of time to actually compete. IE, think of the cunning insults exemplified in previous mock wars.

[Zomboid]

I wanna vote too.

[Noodles]

I dont own photoshop...but I need to IM GOING TO VOTE

[Fathom Zero]

Why are you all whining about the need for Photoshop? You don't need it.

[Noodles]

But most mockers suck without it :(

[mburbank]

Can't do this time, though I want to. I'm scrambling for overtime, freelancing and may even have to start moonlighting.

[Chojin]

I'm sorry max, but you're required to participate.

[thebiggameover]

i bet i go down in the first round, but i will be in. i look forward to meeting evil robot on the battlefield.... :flagninja

[EverythingWillSuck]

Sign me up for the voting.

[Tropical]

Dear Chojin,
I would like to make a humble suggestion that the qualifer be a comic roast of ZBF, for he fucked up the xmas swap.

Tropical

[Chojin]

actually, that's not a bad idea

[mburbank]

Hey, Eric;

Here's a deal for you. I'll partcipate if everybody accepts that I'll have to be phonin' it in. I'll make it part of my humor.

[Angryhydralisk]

Due to changes I'll have to vote instead of participate. It happens.

[bigtimecow]

i will vote!

[sspadowsky]

It is with great pride and excitement that I announce to all of you that I will be taking absolutely no part in this at all.

[Terra]

i've been judiciously banned in mock wars one time (mock wars fer chissakes!).

i wish each and every one of you a hardy good luck. may the best mocker win.

[Esuohlim]

I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

Count me in, guys!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm gonna tell more people.

[Chojin]

and why not, sspad ;<

[eggyolk]

yes terra, we know

i'll vote because i dont think i can handle the wrath of i-mock :)

[Mockery]

I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.
Heh, I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully we can get more participants though once we switch the forums over to the new system and I promote it all on the I-Mockery homepage. Might not be a bad idea to put the Mock Wars off a little longer to give people more time to sign up, but we'll see how it's going between now and mid February and then decide on that...

[Evil Robot]

5 competitors? your forgeting that I am a FUCKING ARMY!! I AM THE SOMALIAN WARLORD REPLY AND NO AMOUNT OF VOTES AGAINST ME WILL DRAW US FROM SONGUN, JUCHE, AND THE IDEA OF OUR NATION BY ITSELF. OUR ENEMIES WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO CEASE THIER BRIGANDISH ACTS AGAINST THE D.P.R.K..

[Terra]

something tells me that you weren't banned from a mock wars forum.

[RaNkeri]

Aww shit, I can't participate because of my studies :/

Well, I'd be butchered anyway.

[ArrowX]

Where the fuck is Bruce?

Not taking part at all because I'm too non conformist.

[Grislygus]

I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.

Forty to five? What the hell, I'll participate and be fodder. At least I done draw good so fars.

Some of you tender-souled fags better sign up. I don't relish the thought of being this year's resident roadkill.

[thebiggameover]

I sure am glad we have 40 voters for 5 participants.

Forty to five? What the hell, I'll participate and be fodder. At least I done draw good so fars.

Some of you tender-souled fags better sign up. I don't relish the thought of being this year's resident roadkill.

thats why i said I'll participate because everybody was voting and no one signing up. its gonna be hard with my schedule but im gonna try....

[Grislygus]

Are schedules that big of a deal? I would imagine you could just ask your opponent to refrain from mindlessly spamming the thread while you're at work.

[DuFresne]

I'll have midterms around that time, so when I'm not in class I'll be doing all the reading I'm not doing right now. I'll still have to vote for ten minutes a day, but not make people laugh.

[Fathom Zero]

Not taking part at all because I'm too non conformist.

If you were really a non-conformist, you'd participate.

[GADZOOKS]

How about we cut off voters, people are cramping my styleee

[Chojin]

no, we really need more voters than we had last year.

also max, that's cool with me!

[Womti]

I will compete!

[GADZOOKS]

MOVE THIS MAN STRAIGHT TO THE FINALS

[xbxDaniel]

I think we have our winner right here guys.

[noob3]

ill vote

[Womti]

I think we have our winner right here guys.


xbxdaniel you need to SHUT UP.

[Guitar Woman]

Sign me up, it will be hilarious

[GADZOOKS]

Well, you weren't funny as a girl last time. What makes you think you would do better now that you are a demented boy?

[kahljorn]

I'd participate but I have like 60 classes going on now :( I don't even think I have the dedication to vote.

[Guitar Woman]

Well, you weren't funny as a girl last time. What makes you think you would do better now that you are a demented boy?
Yeah, you've got a point. I think I'll just vote.

Also, I wouldn't go as far as demented. Creepy, annoying, gay, and stupid, but not demented.

[Jixby Phillips]

:(

[MetalMilitia]

I agree with jixby phillips.

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

You all flee in fear of the great MOCK WARRIOR

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

I have been preparing for this since the day of my birth!

[Guitar Woman]

five bucks says he doesn't even make it past qualifiers

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

I only hope my opponents have the same fiery spirit!

[Womti]

:)

[Fathom Zero]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/2339/img09262rt.jpg

[Chojin]

to everyone pussing out-

the qualifiers determine who competes and that is more or less the YARDSTICK of whether or not you are funny. So COMPETE. You have nothing to lose ;<

[ArrowX]

Fuck it I'm in

LETS ROOOL!

[Chojin]

also I thought it was funny that guitar woman was participating ;< I was glad.

[Esuohlim]

All right all right, put me in too. But I'll need like an auditorium to mock in so I'll have enough room to for my huge mocking muscles :flex

[ArrowX]

I wouldn't' join because due to popular opinion I'd just get eliminated in the qualifying rounds, due to everyones cuntery. But Ive got tenure on my side at this point.

[GADZOOKS]

I would sooner vote you in over Guitar Woman.

Bubsy should partcipate, him and Evil Robot have been at each other's necks.

[ArrowX]

I didn't think GW was participating?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Ill participate if that faggot OAO does it. I wanna have a chance at making you guys laugh at me for something I did intentionally.

[Chojin]

OAO is banned from participating.

[Sacks]

I'm on the edge of my seat here, I can't decide if I want to take the plunge or not.

[Black Flag]

cry for attention?

[Black Flag]

you really shouldn't need the creeps on i-mockery to validate you

[Sacks]

Black Flag are you throwing that sass at me again?

[Guitar Woman]

OAO is banned from participating.
:lol

[Womti]

You have nothing to lose ;<


this is entirely my point. I have nothing to lose.

[eggyolk]

whose character are you again?

[Emu]

I have plenty to lose.

My tears. ;_;

[Jixby Phillips]

I'll particpate! yes i will.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Ah hell...I have an extended tour date during the week of the qualifiers. Getting online will be an issue. But I'm not out, I am just going to have to drop some serious A-Bombs and wreck the joint on one of those days.

Must go draw up some battle plans.

Going at this handicapped, but I can do it - most of you seem to manage being handicapped really well.

Inspirational, really.

[xbxDaniel]

Peer presure's a bitch. I guess I'll try and compete too.

[GADZOOKS]

Jixby hired me as a part time joke-writer for his cause. So I'm quasi participating as much as a can, dudes.

[ArrowX]

Mock Warrior is OAO look at that homoflexible shirt rip, every time that gif plays its complete animation Hulk hogan dies a little bit.

[Guitar Woman]

That's What with the wannabe hulk avatar; you're getting your idiots crossed.

[King Hadas]

I'm definetly going to vote but I'm not entirely sure if I want to compete this year, how long do we have until registration is closed?

[Womti]

Mock Warrior is OAO look at that homoflexible shirt rip, every time that gif plays its complete animation Hulk hogan dies a little bit.

no, this gif was made from someone named Schimid. I assure you, there's no OAO here.

[ArrowX]

he changed his name already! The new forums arent even up yet asshole! >:

[kahljorn]

i guess you can enter me chojin but i don't know if I'll be very active and I don't know if ill do very well...

plus it's not really fair for the people fighting me because you know I already gave them all the material they need :(

[Black Flag]

geez arrowx you are pretty stupid

your joke wasn't even funny dude

[Schimid]

Wait why is my name in this thread guys

[kahljorn]

because you're a lovable scamp.

[Evil Robot]

I propose a rule that would prevent the helpless from wasting our time by competing. I propose a fight to the death in which the loser gets banned from I-Mockery forums permanently. The reason I feel confident in this venture is that Bubsy sucks, and will therefore loose by default. I don't even need to be there when it happens, just go into his profile and view all posts to see that he is a blight on these forums.

All we need is Chojin's approval and the banishment of this "Bubsy"can take place as soon as possible.

Thank you,
Evil Robot

[kahljorn]

bubsy is loose by default. Non-elastic vaginas run in the bubsy genes like cheap socks from the dollar store.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

We talking a physical fight to the death? Because I am all over that.

I am aroused at the prospect.

[ArrowX]

I'm thinking a destruction derby using our own commuter vehicles. Then we all have a sense of loss if we lose.

[noob3]

but you're fat & canadian, what kind of derby are you going to be driving in with your hoverround?

[Emu]

is there any way we can get Helm to make an appearance?

[Chojin]

i wish, but helm is far too serious for the internet these days

even though he's online constantly

[noob3]

when does this pile start?

[executioneer]

its suppose to start feb. 14, i think

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

I might be too busy having sex with my 3 wives to participate on the 14th, I only hope my opponent will understand. But being from here, that is highly unlikley that they would of ever have had sex to understand how I am feeling.

[Bubsy]

blablabalbblaballa

hey i'm offering a truce! we don't need this crap and besides, you're an alright guy!!!!!!!!!!

i don't hate anyone on i-mockery except for the noobs!!!!!!!!!

[Chojin]

I've updated the first post with a list of who's participating so far. If I missed you or something, let me know.

Also if you happen to be in the two SPECIAL GROUPS included, I would appreciate if you would formally sign up for voting if you're not gonna compete ANYWAY, just so we have a reasonable idea of the number of votes each fight will get.

[liquidstatik]

Dear mr. chojin, i see that i have been blacklisted!

I sent you an e-mail a day or so ago, explaining the christmas ordeal. Not sure if you've got it, though. :x

[Womti]

Everyone here: http://i-mockery.net/groupcp.php?g=4858&sid=69a6deb3fd43f3e4b5cd95b95fc4929d
Everyone here: http://i-mockery.net/groupcp.php?g=3983&sid=69a6deb3fd43f3e4b5cd95b95fc4929d
you should fix these :<

[Yggdrasill]

I want to be a voter!

[Juttin]

My humor-maker has been raped, murdered, posthumously raped, shattered, and burned. Then, someone took those ashes, raped them, pissed on them, and fired them into the sun.

Which means I could be tied for 1st come Mock Wars season.
But, I'm not gonna compete. I suck too much. I'll vote, though.

[noob3]

You do suck too much! I totally agree with you! :]

[Juttin]

I mean, my comedy powers are so awesome, that they can't be viewed in this dimension.
If any man were to hear a WACKY zinger from me, their heads would just EXPLODE OUT OF SHEER AWESOME

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hey Ill make a deal with you fatass. If you join I will too. Fuck OAO.

[noob3]

fuck both of you we will have to stick you two in the play pen to battle

it will be bloody but only 1of you will come out of alive!!

[Fathom Zero]

Like I said before, MEGA BLOKS.

[noob3]

juttin needs some block distractions he will just try to bite into zelda's skull and he will start choking on zelda's long greasy hair & zelda will slowly die with juttin's teeth still embedded in his skull :0

[Chojin]

ZBF is blacklisted and therefore can't participate or vote.

Same for Juttin.

Unless someone can think of a reason otherwise!

[executioneer]

i think if they want to participate, fine, but maybe they shouldn't get to vote

[Chojin]

Thing is, we all thought it'd be funny if OAO participated, but I really don't think that they'd play if they got past qualifiers. Zelda especially, he'd just go like

fuck this, I don't care about this anyway whatever man

and post in every other forum instead. There's a certain amount of dedication required for our events and that's why we have a blacklist in the first place for people that have proven that they're far too gay to participate.

[Juttin]

Well, you see, Mr. Yockey, I'm blacklisted because, as I said before, I'm a whiny bitch.
A reason to blacklist? Probably not. But, then again, you are KING OF ROAD >:

[Juttin]

(Read: A faggot.)


ANYWHOSKI, I'm thinking that I could participate, even if I have to be paired with ralph wiggums.
I don't know. The giant ball of failure will humor me.

[Yggdrasill]

juttin and zeldas power of self loathing combined gotta be worth something

[Fathom Zero]

THERE SHOULD BE TAG TEAMS.

[Dr. Boogie]

I suddenly get the feeling that Juttin won't be involved in Mock Wars.

[Chojin]

:highfive

[Chojin]

I don't have a problem if people want to make a new account and share passwords.
THERE IS YOUR ANSWER MISTER ZERO

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I probably cant even make it to a match becuase of goddamn algebra and having to get ready for sophmore year so goddamn early. Anyway Im not participating. Fuck the deals. But can I vote?

[MLE]

I AM VOTING

[Sam]

I probably cant even make it to a match becuase of goddamn algebra and having to get ready for sophmore year so goddamn early.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MLE]

I have to say, I agree with Sam.

[Tropical]

Hey ZBF solve this:
if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.


NEVER EVER POST IN I-MOCK AGAIN IF YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

actually never ever post in imock again. you have a larger post count than me and that's not healthy.

[Chojin]

The heartbreaking part is that zelda is autistic and will actually try to solve that :<

[sadie]

man, that makes me feel bad for calling him a moron and all. :(

[Emu]

I looked at that problem and forgot how to FOIL which kind of sucks because I have math in an hour and a half.

[Grislygus]

Enough with the math gibberish. Me no likes.

[Emu]

if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.

10x^2 + 20xy + 10y^2
___________________
2

=

5x^2 + 10xy + 5y^2 = 5

x + y = z
-x
y = z - x

5x^2 + 10x(x-z) + 5(x-z)^2 = 5

15x^2 - 10xz + 5(x^2 - 2xz + z^2) = 5

TOO MANY FUCKING VARIABLES

[Emu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/asian-cowboy.jpg

[Emu]

WHY DOES THE EDIT FUNCTION HAVE TO CRASH FIREFOX ;_;

my point stands

[Esuohlim]

You can't solve two equations with three unknowns :nerd

[Emu]

bullshit i can't

[Esuohlim]

It's like trying to solve one equation with two unknowns (x - y = 6), there's an infinite number of answers.

Emu if we were actually mock warring right now this would probably be pretty close to the real deal :(

[Emu]

I won't argue math with you dude I respect you too much for that let's drop this grudge and get ourselves a cool mocha okay.

[noob3]

hey guys is it cool to be in basic math 8)

[CaptainBubba]

if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.

(x^2+2xy+y^2) = (x+y)^2

10((x+y)^2)/2 = 5(x+y)^2 = 5

(x+y)^2 = 1

let u = (x+y)

u^2 = 1

u = 1

z = 1

faggots

[noob3]

50 x 5

???

[Chojin]

50 50 50 50 50

:picklehat

[noob3]

golden star for chojin :]

[CaptainBubba]

NEW QUESTION FOR ZELDA:

Prove that every even integer greater than 2 can be written as the sum of two primes.

This ones easy guys come on.

[noob3]

the answer is 420 :lol

smoooke

[CaptainBubba]

Thats right :eek

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Im so bad at math its not even funny. Im borderling a B- and a C. It sucks hard.

[Chojin]

Shut up, beverly

[Tropical]

if 10(x^2+2xy+y^2)/2=5 and x+y=z then find z.

(x^2+2xy+y^2) = (x+y)^2

10((x+y)^2)/2 = 5(x+y)^2 = 5

(x+y)^2 = 1

let u = (x+y)

u^2 = 1

u = 1

z = 1

faggots

actually you're only half right

z= 1 or -1

[CaptainBubba]

I'm Babylonian dude, we ignore negative answers to quadratics doncha know. :rolleyes

[Nate Flax]

Long Version:

I have no love for internet tomfoolery, which is why I must enter this competition of rascalions to prove once again the internet is not a toy, but a tool. A tool for tools. A tool that I, Nate Flax will use to my advantage in my robust affirmation of manliness which is my entry into these mock wars.

Short Version:

Count me in.

[Misdemonar]

man, your pretty ugly dude.

[ArrowX]

I don't like this character.

[Nate Flax]

Thems fightin' words where I come from...and I come from a rowdy metropolitan area.

[xbxDaniel]

Usually people put the short version first, because most people prefer to know just what they need to, or they want to know enough to not care about the long version. Just for future reference.

[MarioRPG]

I reckon this will be a jim dandy of a mock war. :)

[Nate Flax]

See, but with my new and improved revision of the "tried and true" methods, I can successfully con unbeknownst Americans into reading the long version first. I imagine the republican party follows a similar mindset.

[Esuohlim]

do you hate george w bu$h

[Lenor]

umm.. *raises hand* i want to join in dammit!

[Rez]

school prevents me from participating despite awesome skills.
i will be the magnanimous abstainer that nonetheless sagely observes from the sidelines.

??

yes?

[Lenor]

ha ha loser .. ha ha ..

[Lenor]

chojy eric .. please put me in the list to fight .. eh' someone mite vote for me.. or maybe ill suddenly gain some more inteligence by then. Its going to be a surprise.. ive been waiting for this shit ..

btw: any reason why it was choose to begin on valentines day? Ironic .. (if someone has already asked this, sorry, but unfortunatly at this present time I have lost the ability to read through 8 pages of nonsensical bullshit, therefore preventing me in repeating that, which has already been said)

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, I changed my mind. I'm gonna COMPETE so I can say really really mean things to lenor in qualifiers. >:

EDIT: fuck it I can't fucking wait that long >:

Still competing, though

[Lenor]

haha.. I dont know weither to take that as an insult or a compliment..

ohhh fuckin a' .. if this turns into a 'mockwars on lenore 07' thats really going to be lame...

[Esuohlim]

So are you Lenor or Lenore?

MOCK WARS CHARTER AMENDMENT PROPOSAL: A member can't participate until he/she can consistently spell his/her own name correctly.

[Grislygus]

Seconded.

[Lenor]

seriously shut up.. half of you most likely cant even pronounce your own names.

Yes its spelled lenor, but it was meant to be lenore, unfortunatly that name is unable to be used because of some copywritten shit, I dunno. rog explained it to me along time ago, and I didnt want to be adding numbers. So I just left the E off.

I prefer if people would actually remember my real name, amber, color of beer. Not that hard.

[Esuohlim]

because of some copywritten shit

haha what

[Lenor]

Ask rog yourself, I dont understand it either. All I can think of is Edgar allen poe.

[Grislygus]

Allow me to explain this complicated idea. Someone else had already signed up under that name. Contrary to urban myth, it is not actually copyrighted.

[Lenor]

already checked, theres nobody with that name.

[Zomboid]

Maybe he just tricked you for a cheap laugh. If so, we're reaping the rewards now :lol

[Lenor]

5 years later.. your happy about it?

wow that was quite some delay ..

that is seriously just dumb.

[Zomboid]

No it's not. It's horrifyingly intelligent and you're just too dense to have gone this long without catching on to his plan.

[Emu]

The name "Gadzooks" is copyrighted by that clothing store, and yet

[MLE]

Emu, I never laughed at you until you got that avatar. What's up, buddy?

[Black Flag]

i never really liked emu until this avatar either

good work bud

[Nate Flax]

Hahaha! I shop at Gadzooks! It's quite the emporium of handcrafted delights. Or maybe that's Sears...can't really remember. Anyhow, best of luck to the chalk outlines who try to defeat me. They're gonna need it.

[Emu]

this avatar does make me feel popular :)

[Terra]

yuh it's pretty hot even the pink tie too, ike! :love

[Lenor]

La terre, vous pouvoir du soir me soutiens un jour ?

[Zomboid]

WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE LENOR YOU'RE LOSING US! I AM ESPECIALLY IN THE DARK!

[Lenor]

Ne pas aussi fort découvrir ce qu'a été dit, vous pouvez google un traducteur. Mais im désolé si vous trouvez le barrior de langue quelque genre de problème, je toujours ai trouvé suis cultivé, un signe de inteligence.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, here's the thing bitch, being french usually means you can understand french. You can go ahead and try something else though.

Btw, I don't need a translator, you're not smart, and you're still annoying :O

[Lenor]

zomboid.. most people in your region of canada are french, which is why I used it. Since, I was useing a translater, along with all the other people who joined in with me on posteing random shit in foreign languages.

You think theres a chance you might get off this hateing me and trying to prove everything I do to be dumb warpath you aparently have construsted?

Because all you tell me is that im annoying, to go away, and how stupid you find me. Yet you continue to post after myn to comment, when I would think someone as inteligent as you pertain to find yourself would just ignore me, and not waste your time.

Thats what I do....

[Zomboid]

You were using french before I came, I doubt there was any other reason you used it, especially since your reason involves geography.

Also, if you really do ignore people and not waste your time, why do you keep replying to me?

[Lenor]

Maybe I secretly have a huge crush on you, and can't get enough of the harrasment you like to deal out constantly on a daily basis while Im here, sometimes when im not.

Or maybe because your sometimes interesting and funny.

Of course I could also just be an idiot.

Whatever works for you.

[Nate Flax]

Hahaha! That was a hum-dinger there, Lenor! Ka-pow!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Ne pas aussi fort découvrir ce qu'a été dit, vous pouvez google un traducteur. Mais im désolé si vous trouvez le barrior de langue quelque genre de problème, je toujours ai trouvé suis cultivé, un signe de inteligence. Most of this makes no goddamn sense you know that right?

[liquidstatik]

because you don't speak spanish, duh

[Fathom Zero]

I think you mean Esperanto. Stupid.

[liquidstatik]

i think you mean shut up fathom

[Fathom Zero]

It's not time for the Mock Wars, party boy.
Keep your pants on for a bit longer.

[liquidstatik]

fathom i thought we were friends ;(

[Fathom Zero]

We sure are.

[Womti]

oh man guys, oh man.
:(

[ArrowX]

OH MAN I GOTTA GO TO WORK!

Work is for suckers, I'm want ANARCHY DOOOWN WITH THE GOVORNMENT

:sarcasm

[george]

can i join???? please.

[Chojin]

are you gonna stick around for at least the whole month?

[george]

yup

i work A LOT but i have a lot of lonely time :(

and i am just full of venom :)

[george]

okay, read the whole schedule and i can definently commit to this

[Womti]

ANARCHY DOOOWN WITH THE GOVORNMENT



shut the hell up >:

[FartinMowler]

can someone re-name What to Twat :\

[Lenor]

I second that request.

[Chojin]

that is by far the best-formatted lenor post i have ever seen :<

[Nate Flax]

Ya know, for all the talking Lenor tends to accomplish on this board, there rarely seems to be entertainment value. It's like when I use to check up on Comedy Central only to find Dr. Katz marathons in siege. My lonely childhood days are returning....

[Lenor]

Dammit, I fucked up my whole repetitious non-formatting sentencing.

Nate: Go read more.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Ya know, for all the talking Lenor tends to accomplish on this board, there rarely seems to be entertainment value. It's like when I use to check up on Comedy Central only to find Dr. Katz marathons in siege. My lonely childhood days are returning....


lurk more, post less

[Blue Fox]

I'll participate, on the grounds that i can always just crawl into a hole and die when the going gets rough.

Sorry, it's in my blood, it's just what i do.

[ArrowX]

Im ready for this guys. I wish my stupid camera worked, so I could open the qualifiers with a gritty montage of me working out with music playing!

But my name wasnt' changed on the participants list

I suggest that everyone who makes it past the qualifiers must submit an image themselves in a douchy pose so that each round will open with a Mortal Kombat style VS screen.

[Chojin]

SO FAR WE GOTS 25 participants AND 19 voters, plus 2 large usergroups full of voters. If other people want to register to vote after this signup period, it will be allowed on a case-by-case basis; We generally want to avoid people getting all their buddies to register just to vote for them.

Fartinmowler, is someone going in halfsies with you or what?

ZBF and Misdemonar have been removed from the tournament for being blacklisted and gay without amelioration. Let me know if you can think of a reason why that's unfair.

Blue Fox, mock wars are serious business and you have to be willing to engage in internet battle for upwards of a month, so if you can't do that, please don't enter. If you can, please do!

HOW WILL LENOR'S NEW DARK, GRAMMATICALLY-CORRECT DEMEANOR AFFECT THIS EPIC BATTLE

WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS MOCK WARRIOR

CAN CHOJIN ONCE AGAIN BRING HOME THE GOLD FOR TEAM ADMINISTRATION

FIND OUT ON THE SEASON PREMIERE OF MOCK WARS 2K7 IN TWO DAYS!

[Emu]

Why is Misdemeanor gay?

[george]

with all assurances i am correct blue fox and i will team up to form:

go bananas!!!

it was going to be a family fun time project thing anyway.

[Chojin]

Okay, just remember to keep it under one account. Make a new one or share one if you like, but only one account per ENTITY/TEAM.

[george]

just made the account.

your going down pony pants :)

[ArrowX]

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

I'll outmock you infidels!

[Blue Fox]

yay! I have a partner!

Can i just be on the team chojin? Or do i have to keep in as Blue Fox?

Go Bananas!

Our team rules!

[Fathom Zero]

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

I'll outmock you infidels!

I thought you said infielders.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5960/infieldersmds1.jpg

[Moobs]

oh cool i will be a voter.

I can do that right ;o

[ArrowX]

I work this week from the 13-15 so I'll miss out on most of the first 3 days :(