View Full Version : So Texas called in the state gaurd cause THEY GOT SNOW!
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jan 21st, 2007, 05:43 PM
Al Gore unavailable for comment but suffice it to say they are afraid of things like this.
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FartinMowler
Jan 21st, 2007, 06:16 PM
God bless teh moderators today :)
Dr. Boogie
Jan 21st, 2007, 06:51 PM
Oh, I see what you did there. You made a post about the snow in Texas, and then you mentioned Al Gore having no comment, as if to suggest that because there is a dangerous level of snow that his views on global warming are faulty.
And then, just as we were reeling in our seats from that last zinger, you posted a couple of gifs from a feature that Rog did on Jack Frost, to imply to us, the humble readers, that the reason the state guard was called in was not, in fact, to insure that the residents of Texas are safe from frostbite, hypothermia, etc, but rather to protect them from a mutated snowman with a thirst for blood.
Boy, C-Dog, that was a double whammy!
Sacks
Jan 21st, 2007, 07:09 PM
No whammies no whammies big money! Come on no whammies!
ArrowX
Jan 21st, 2007, 08:19 PM
WHAMMIES!
Evil Robot
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:02 AM
Knowing those ignorant stupid QVC shopping rednecks, they thought it was a terrorist attack and went praying to the nearest televangelist.
ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:15 AM
With battered deep fried bacon and shotguns in hand.
Evil Robot
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:16 AM
I hope they have over 50 fatal car wrecks in the Dallas/ Ft worth area alone.
ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:24 AM
OH NOES! 8 inches of snow! Sweet shit I can't get through that in my one half ton 4x4.
Evil Robot
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:26 AM
SAVE US HANK HILL!!!!
ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:29 AM
Edit: BWHAAAAH
Evil Robot
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:38 AM
because thats all that comes to mind with texas, hank hill and his homosexual son.
ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:49 AM
he wasn't a homo, his dad hated him because his woman was from asia.
noob3
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:58 AM
With battered deep fried bacon and shotguns in hand.
day dreaming there, fatty?
ps - oklahoma also took a beating with the snow its been fucked up here for the last week :/
Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2007, 09:48 AM
Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.
Evil Robot
Jan 22nd, 2007, 11:33 AM
Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.
What the fuck? what do you ride a boot to work?
ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:05 PM
how do you fall on ice? thats just fucking stupid, learn winter loser
kahljorn
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:15 PM
i used to have these boots that had no traction it always pissed me off because I could literally slip on any slightly slippery surface. It's like they had anti-traction slippery goo painted on the bottom or something.
Maybe they are shoes for EXTREME GRAVITY situations so you can just slide around.
Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2007, 01:32 PM
Yeah, there's ice all over the fuckin' place. I must've wiped out twelve times on my stupid boot before calling it quits and going back home.
What the fuck? what do you ride a boot to work?
I broke my ankle so I have to wear a corrective boot everywhere I go.
ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 05:47 PM
:lol
cripple
Emu
Jan 22nd, 2007, 06:25 PM
http://www.gamespite.net/img/blogart/0605may/060516_kuribo.png
Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2007, 08:02 PM
Disabilities aren't funny, unless you get a Rascal.
ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 08:23 PM
now I want to see your avatar edited so its calypso riding a rascal :lol
zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 22nd, 2007, 08:43 PM
My girlfriend nearly fell like 8 times today. I called her slow and she tried to come over and push me and slipped again. God ice sucks and is funny at the same time when you have a courtyard at school.
Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2007, 08:48 PM
now I want to see your avatar edited so its calypso riding a rascal :lol
Oh man, I'm doin' that now.
Fathom Zero
Jan 22nd, 2007, 09:02 PM
BAM.
zeldasbiggestfan
Jan 22nd, 2007, 09:05 PM
:lol
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