NEW ARTICLE: "MAX'S 2007 PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS!"

[Mockery]

Proving once again that he's our modern Nostradamus, here's Max's offering of predictions for the year 2007.

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/pics/2007-predictions-square.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/2007-predictions.php)
NEW ARTICLE: "MAX BURBANK'S 2007 PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/2007-predictions.php

Enjoy!

[FartinMowler]

I've heard that going down on Molly Ringwald is like eating a box of Triscuits :(

[ArrowX]

:lol

But theres no penguins in the north pole >:

[Angryhydralisk]

The stuff about global warming only garnered one thought...

"One more year...just one more year."

[mburbank]

GOD DAMNIT ON THE PENGUINS!

Because of course I knew Penguins don't live in the North and I just didn't think about it.

I hardly ever do this about a joke, but I think I need to change that. In this particular case being wrong on a fact makes the joke not work. Thanks for your eagle eye, Kraut.

[Protoclown]

Also, because I'm a huge dork, I will point out that the thing Han Solo cut open is a "tauntaun", not a "ton-ton". :(

But that was a damn funny piece, Max. Lots of laugh out loud stuff in that one!

[kahljorn]

Yea i liked it :O lots of laughs.

[mburbank]

I just emailed Mock with the Penguins change. Mock, if you see this afore you make the changes I emailed, change Tauntaun too, but I'm not as irked by that one.

[MarioRPG]

Hah, another well-written bunch of words that made me chortle.

[ArrowX]

I don't know whats more frightening, the fact that max fucked up on a joke, even more so that I actually constructively contributed (however slightly) to these boards :(

[mburbank]

Me fucking up a joke is not at all on usual. Me fucking up a joke on a trivia fact? Sign of my rapidly advancing bovine spungeform encephalitis.