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Mockery
Jan 22nd, 2007, 05:25 AM
Proving once again that he's our modern Nostradamus, here's Max's offering of predictions for the year 2007.

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/pics/2007-predictions-square.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/2007-predictions.php)
NEW ARTICLE: "MAX BURBANK'S 2007 PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/2007-predictions.php

Enjoy!

FartinMowler
Jan 22nd, 2007, 11:07 AM
I've heard that going down on Molly Ringwald is like eating a box of Triscuits :(

ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 11:55 AM
:lol

But theres no penguins in the north pole >:

Angryhydralisk
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:12 PM
The stuff about global warming only garnered one thought...

"One more year...just one more year."

mburbank
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:34 PM
GOD DAMNIT ON THE PENGUINS!

Because of course I knew Penguins don't live in the North and I just didn't think about it.

I hardly ever do this about a joke, but I think I need to change that. In this particular case being wrong on a fact makes the joke not work. Thanks for your eagle eye, Kraut.

Protoclown
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:41 PM
Also, because I'm a huge dork, I will point out that the thing Han Solo cut open is a "tauntaun", not a "ton-ton". :(

But that was a damn funny piece, Max. Lots of laugh out loud stuff in that one!

kahljorn
Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:51 PM
Yea i liked it :O lots of laughs.

mburbank
Jan 22nd, 2007, 01:29 PM
I just emailed Mock with the Penguins change. Mock, if you see this afore you make the changes I emailed, change Tauntaun too, but I'm not as irked by that one.

MarioRPG
Jan 22nd, 2007, 03:09 PM
Hah, another well-written bunch of words that made me chortle.

ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2007, 05:48 PM
I don't know whats more frightening, the fact that max fucked up on a joke, even more so that I actually constructively contributed (however slightly) to these boards :(

mburbank
Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:34 AM
Me fucking up a joke is not at all on usual. Me fucking up a joke on a trivia fact? Sign of my rapidly advancing bovine spungeform encephalitis.