Cheers. (Beer for Dogs.)

[Angryhydralisk]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16752671/

[Grislygus]

Big deal, another way for idiot pet owners to waste money. Like 'chocolate free' chocolate dog treats.

[GADZOOKS]

Give a dawg a bone, leave that dawg alone

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Ill stick to feeding stray dogs chocolate and watching them stuble around for a little bit.

[GADZOOKS]

That's poison to them you fucking freak.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I KNOW IT WAS A JOKE STOP FUCKING IMING ME ABOUT IT.

[GADZOOKS]

ZELDASBIGGESTFAG has entered the room.
Jixby: WHERE IS THAT LITTLE TURD
Jixby: hey yeh jerk
Sam: HEY NUMB NUTS
Gadzooks: There's the coward that kills dogs
Jixby: WHATS THE BIG IDEA GIVING DOGS CHOCLOATE
Jixby: yeh don't give 'em chocolate or else
Jixby: OR ELSE THEY DIE
ZELDASBIGGESTFAG: It gets em drunk
Jixby: THEY DIE, GUY
Jixby: THEY DIE
Sam: You are a moron
Gadzooks: ITS DOESNT GET THEM DRUNK
ZELDASBIGGESTFAG: itll only kill them if you give them too much
Gadzooks: YOU ARE POSIONING THEM
Jixby: it gives them diarhea and muscle tremors you fucking dink
Gadzooks: YOU ARE HURTING THEM STUPID
Sam: THAT IS LIKE SAYING IT'S OKAY TO FEED SOMEONE RAT POISON AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE THEM TOO MUCH
Jixby: THIS IS NOT WHY YOU GET DRUNK YOU FUCK
Sam: YOU FUCKING DING-A-LING
Jixby: YOU HAVE BOWSER BLOOD ON YOUR HAND
Jixby: YOU DO
ZELDASBIGGESTFAG: This is stupid. I dont really feed dogs chocolate
Gadzooks: yeah right
Gadzooks: YOU CONFESSED
Gadzooks: NOW PAY THE PRICE
Jixby: YOU MADE A LITTLE CONFESSION
Jixby: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING CUTE
Jixby: BUT NOW YOU KNOW YOU ARE COMMITING CRIMES
Jixby: SO YOU TAKE THE COWARDS WAY OUT
Jixby: BY BACKPEDDLING
Gadzooks: AND NOW
Jixby: I HATE YOU
Gadzooks: THE PUNISHMENT
Sam: I am going to alert PETA to this little mishap
Jixby: THE PUNISHMENT
Jixby: WOOF
Gadzooks: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sam: WOOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sam: WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: WOOOOF WOOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam: WOOOOFWOOOOFWOOOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF
Sam: BARK BARK BARK BARK
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: WOOF
Gadzooks: WOOOOOOOOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sam: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF v
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: RUFF RAH RUFFF RUFFF
Gadzooks: WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sam: WOOOOFWOOOOFWOOOOFWOOOOFWOOOOFWOOOOFWOOOOFWOOOOFWO OOOFWOOOOFWOOOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: SEE HOW IT FEELS, TO HURT A DOG
Gadzooks: RAFFF RUFF RUFF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jixby: THIS IS HOW A DOG WOULD GET REVENGE, ZELDATHEJERK
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sam: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sam: WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Gadzooks: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sam: WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOOF
Jixby: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
ZELDASBIGGESTFAG has left the room.
Sam: What a tool
Jixby: we won!