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Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jan 22nd, 2007, 10:18 PM
So Yesterday I go to the urinal to do my daily urination. I find the bottom to be a chunky brown. So Today I see it again but i have to take a Great Mighty Poo. I don't just mean summoning a fudge dragon or charming a brownsnake, I mean an "I had watermelon last night" anal hosing. So I finished my dookie (Or any other Green day album for that matter) and flush, I hear something.... to my right.... after a thorough wiping I investigate. The urinal is filling as well as if it had been flushed, but it was filling from the basin. It was filling with the fresh flushed darker then befor Poop.



I WAS THE MYSTERY POOPER AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!

Misdemonar
Jan 22nd, 2007, 10:44 PM
your the douche!!!!

Emu
Jan 22nd, 2007, 11:30 PM
south park did it

Esuohlim
Jan 23rd, 2007, 12:53 AM
Thread of the MILLENNIUM

Evil Robot
Jan 24th, 2007, 10:14 PM
Are you sure this was not a terrorist attack?

Sacks
Jan 24th, 2007, 11:00 PM
Wait.. you wipe after you flush?

MetalMilitia
Jan 25th, 2007, 02:39 AM
Wait.. you wipe after you flush?

It could've been a courtesy flush so the place doesn't smell as bad for other toilet patrons.

Sacks
Jan 25th, 2007, 11:33 AM
Wait.. you wipe after you flush?

It could've been a courtesy flush so the place doesn't smell as bad for other toilet patrons.

You know I suspected that, but I read it again and it sounds like it's a one at a time kind of hang out if you know what I mean. One urinal, one stall. Let's hope Courage comes back soon and lets us all know!

FartinMowler
Jan 25th, 2007, 11:33 AM
I read that twice and I'm still not sure what he's talking about :/ Him and noodles should stab each other :)

Sacks
Jan 25th, 2007, 11:35 AM
Fartinmowler and I are total post buddies for life now! :rave

W01fman
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:10 AM
Doesn't that override the courtesy flush. Instead if get rid of the evidence, you are sharing it with the room.

Goat Cheese
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:11 PM
Sweet jesus. How horrible.