Support I-Mockery! Buy my crap!

[Sethomas]

This is NOT your typical eBay auction! See the Christmas forum if you don't know what this is all about.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140077941991

[GADZOOKS]

I thought he was supposed to send you something good. this is CRIMINAL

[Angryhydralisk]

That's utterly depressing and random. You can tell he was just grabbing whatever with no interest in mind.

[Sacks]

That's utterly depressing and random. You can tell he was just grabbing whatever with no interest in mind.

I think he went the other way completely and tried to pick the most completely random things he could find, only he's not very good at it and his gifts aren't very charming.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER PACKAGE OF GUM. I SENT YOU TWO. It costed me $15.21 With both packages. Where has the gum gone?

[Emu]

That one doll was 13 dollars?

Edit: Nevermind I didn't see the other stuff I'm new to ebay ok

still

[Chojin]

wait, you included the previous package's value with the new offering?

You are seriously the biggest piece of shit ever.

[Zomboid]

Can you just ban him already? Sure, he does something worth making fun of every now and then but for the most part he's just annoying and pisses people off.

[GADZOOKS]

Chojin should write a letter to his mom to inform her how her son is a terrible person on the internet.

Also include the address to his web-diary where he bad mouths her for making him wait a few days to get the clerks 2 DVD :lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

wait, you included the previous package's value with the new offering?

You are seriously the biggest piece of shit ever. No all of that stuff I sent him not including what I sent him before was $15.23.

[Jixby Phillips]

One time I had to go to some guy's house becuase there was some sort of school-related mom-meeting, and everyone had kids about the same age, so it was a bunch of boys mostly at the main mom's house, swimming in their pool. There was a little brother, who was just a little kid, who wanted very much to get the same attention his brother was getting. His brother was cruel, like a typical older brother, in denying his kid brother the attention he felt he deserved, and dismissed the little brother every chance he got when the little brother wanted to join in on the older boy's games.

Long Story short, the little brother Caddyshacked the pool. Shit the pool, for those who aren't hip to Caddyshack. So everyone gets out, and the little brother quickly confesses to the crime. When asked why he did it, he said, in a pathetic voice, "I just wanted some attention :("

That's what zeldasbiggestfan reminds me of.

[GADZOOKS]

wait, you included the previous package's value with the new offering?

You are seriously the biggest piece of shit ever. No all of that stuff I sent him not including what I sent him before was $15.23.

That doesn't matter, you probably bought the most expensive peices of crap you can buy. That stuff total probably values at 6 bucks. THE POINT IS THAT YOU SENT HIM GARBAGE.

[kahljorn]

yea dude the first secret of buying gifts for people is to buy stuff you would want for yourself.

[Preechr]

That only works until you get a wife or girlfriend.

...as long as you are a dude.

...or not a lesbian.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

thank God I didn't get in on this.....I always give booze as a gift. I can imagine the shit storm I would have weathered.....

[DeadKennedys]

thank God I didn't get in on this.....I always give booze as a gift. I can imagine the shit storm I would have weathered.....

If someone is actually upset about receiving booze at christmas, there's something wrong. Unless they got Jaeger or something...

Zelda, it's cool here to make fun of each other, but sending somebody shit for christmas is never cool. Way to ruin a time-honored sensation.

No sir, I don't like you.

[kahljorn]

I don't know. Whenever I buy my girlfriend gifts she loves them, and usually they are stuff I would want too, but I don't really buy impractical things like stuffed animals and other gay shit ;/ Maybe I just have a cool girlfriend or something.

[FartinMowler]

Someone should make a video game called Who shit in the I-Mockery pool.

[Sethomas]

Two hours remain. Show your support for I-Mockery and Adam Smith's delightful system of capital exchange!

[Dr. Boogie]

Come, view the results of this transaction:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22966&page=36