NEVERMIND

[Zomboid]

NEVERMIND

[Evil Robot]

Your going to get raped on that oil rig. Gay, oil rig sex, thats the only thing that takes place out there. Why do you think they call it an oil rig?

Theyre going to put you in a dress and spray you with thier "crude".

[ArrowX]

I hope everything goes ok for you out there Zomboid.

Just curious, what camp are you going to?

[noob3]

Don't get your hand crushed off.

[Mockery]

Come on guys, give him a hand. He's gonna save the world! He's gonna end up being brought in to NASA along with his other oil rig buddies to stop a killer asteroid from hitting the planet!

[AChimp]

Actually, he's probably gonna get beat up by some soldiers when all the oil rig guys head into town near Fort McMurray and try to act tough and pick fights. :posh

[Zomboid]

Job fell through. I get to stay in my shitass town. Yay.

[noob3]

Zomboid, I could get on a rig at any time thx to my girlfriend's dad, but I would never! I've heard so many grusome storys about that stuff :/

Like her cousin got his leg crushed! And her dad got the tip of his pinky crushed off :(

generally, alot of crushing

[Chojin]

uh, why did you delete the first post

[noob3]

hey quit following me around dude

[Chojin]

administrator noob3, i demand answers

[noob3]

he probably pussed out & felt like a pussy

[kahljorn]

you could move to where I live and get an oil rig job and it won't be 2 weeks on 1 week off type deal. it seems like they're always trying to find good workers but im too skinny to work there.

[noob3]

in oklahoma they'll send you out everyweek to a diffirent rig/town, but you work every week

[liquidstatik]

my used-to-be step brother works at an oil rig, 2 weeks on and 2 weeks off. he likes it. ;o

he makes like 20/hr ;<

[GADZOOKS]

Now let's wait for Mike to show up and say how working on a rig is pussywork compared to crab fishing.

Cue the rock music.

[ArrowX]

yeah rig work is insane profitable. A kid I know just turned 19, he has nothing but his diploma, and hes making $27.00 an hour >: somehow hes still in debt.

[Fathom Zero]

Gay rig prostitutes.