THE GLORY OF THE PAST CAN NEVER BE RESTORED!

[Chojin]

Okay, so guys. Guys. Two things:

1. *You can set your own titles through the admin CP now.

2. This board has this jawsome new feature where we can edit postcounts and join dates. So those of you who have been with us from ezboard:

- Access your profile on http://go.ezboard.com/bimockery
- Post the link in this thread (mine is http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=chojin@imocker y)

And I'll update the information. The 5-6 of you from the boards BEFORE ezboard, post your ezboard info and make an educated guess as to when you really started posting and I'll update it.

I can't guarantee this shit will be updated LICKETY SPLIT, but, yeah, there you have it.

[bigtimecow]

i am not banned!?

[liquidstatik]

i'd like my wanna be friends? title back ;o

[sspadowsky]

I would like "I miss the old board"

[ItalianStereotype]

I would like my old title as well prz

profile! (http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=italian stereotype)

[Pub Lover]

PubicPubLover
Total Posts :: 1273
Member Since :: June 30, 2002

I thought that number was much bigger :/

[Chojin]

I can also MERGE accoutns - Bigtimebanned into Bigtimecow, Father Spaz, Spaz, and Akira Teh Cat into Guitar Woman, and Jamesman into James.

Who can think of other people with multiple accounts that they've used for a while?

Also IS I have no idea what your last title was.

[Sethomas]

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=winstonsmith

I guess I kinda want "ribbed for her pleasure" back as a title, I forgot I had that!

[Chojin]

jesus christ, AChimp has 23046 after I merged his posts from ezboard ;<

[bigtimecow]

i would like a title of "hahaha, that's ludicrous"

[Sacks]

What is this business? Throw some of this title action my way dudes. &gt;:

[Mockery]

What is this business? Throw some of this title action my way dudes. >:
You have to pick a title. We're not going to pick it for ya.

[Sacks]

That's less special, I was hoping it was more like indian guides.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

"Fabulous Bastard", Please kind sirs...

Is this the link you're referring to , Eric?

http://p222.ezboard.com/ucosmoelectrolux.showEditPublicProfile

[AChimp]

jesus christ, AChimp has 23046 after I merged his posts from ezboard ;<
I was talkative back in my youth!

[Emu]

i have sum requsts!

Can I have my account name changed to "Ike" plz cuz that is the name I use everywhere else and I'm sick of Emu if that's not too much trouble thx

also can we have a title if we didn't have one before? :( If so make mine "Used to be Emu" or something suitable thx

[Chojin]

i'd really rather not change your name to Ike!

[Emu]

that is my lame real name tho :o

[Chojin]

this is the internet, son

[Emu]

i wouldn't want to violate e-law

http://www.burlingtonbaseball.com/images/Animated%20Judge.gif

what the shit they don't allow imgaes anymore?

[Mockery]

i wouldn't want to violate e-law

http://www.burlingtonbaseball.com/images/Animated%20Judge.gif

what the shit they don't allow imgaes anymore?
We do, but certain characters can screw up an image tag, such as that one of yours which has a space % symbol in it.
:themoreyouknow

[Emu]

very good <3

[liquidstatik]

I like the name emu ;o

[xbxDaniel]

Can I get my old title back? "What?"

[mburbank]

mine profile

http://p222.ezboard.com/umburbank.showPublicProfile?language=EN

And I still want to be The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic

Thank you, sir.

[sadie]

my ezboard profile: http://p222.ezboard.com/usaltiesadie.showPublicProfile?language=EN

and i want my title to be

ineffable.

thank you and good night.

[executioneer]

um, idk if my ezboard profile's gonna work for my postcount since i'm still pretty active on other ezboards :x 'cording to http://p222.ezboard.com/HEY-2-GUESTS/fimockerygeneralblabber.showMessage?topicID=12338. topic, my postcount for UNBANNED WILLIE is 1858

idk about executioneer gimme a bit

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Can I have a title? Make it "Isnt too bright" if you could.

[Black Flag]

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=blackflag1023

can my title be: "just doesn't care \o/"

[Zomboid]

Make mine "Undead Fiend" please :(

Also, can you make zelda's something that he doesn't want?

I like that I don't have to select a post to fast reply to now.

[Fathom Zero]

I think "Yellow Jackal" would be a good title for myself, if I can have it.

[Grislygus]

I'm all for getting a LACK of a title. This 'Senior Member' crap is gay.

[Zomboid]

Why can't I get my gif avatar to rotate? :(

[James]

asfsadfas

[Mockery]

Why can't I get my gif avatar to rotate? :(
Probably because you tried uploaded it to our server instead of hosting it on one of your own. Avatar uploads are going to be disabled actually. So host it on a server of your own like usual and you'll be good to go.

[Zomboid]

vBulletin Message You may not upload animated images.

[Mockery]

vBulletin Message You may not upload animated images.


We're you remote-linking an image or were you trying to upload an image to our server.

[Zomboid]

Linking to it on my photobucket account.

[Chojin]

Since we're basically just handing out titles, I set it so that you all can set your own titles from now on. Give it a whirl.

You'll still need me to change your postcounts and join dates, though.

[Zomboid]

If you wanna edit my old stuff into my new one: Zomboid01


Total Posts :: 627
Member Since :: June 7, 2002

[Chojin]

try animating your avatar now, too

[Zomboid]

test!!!!!!!!!!

aww:(

edit: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/pipboy.gif

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I see I am listed simply as 'member'...can I get the much more apt 'giant member'?

[Fathom Zero]

Whoa, that's really wierd.

[Chojin]

...
Yeah, I forgot to mention that all bans were cleared when we moved over to these boards. AMNESTY.

[executioneer]

ok so for executioneeer, this thread is PRETTY CLOSE to when i got ez-banned (postcount)

http://p222.ezboard.com/fimockeryfrm17.showMessageRange?topicID=174.topic&start=101&stop=120

and this one's my second post ever so it's gonna be on my joined date

http://p222.ezboard.com/fimockeryfrm19.showMessageRange?topicID=20.topic&start=21&stop=28

[Mockery]

test!!!!!!!!!!

aww:(
Zomboid, check your PMs and try that suggestion out.

[Sam]

I also want my old title back. :(

[FartinMowler]

You can do it yourself

[Ninjavenom]

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ninjavenom



I would like my new title to be Lord Felch Demon :o

[Zomboid]

You can do it in your user cp. I think your title should be "I like dane cook", though.

Mock - replied to yer pm.

[Mockery]

HOW TO EDIT YOUR OWN TITLE:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23704

[Esuohlim]

I request my post count to be 500 trillion I can't have you jerks lapping me at this point in the game

[Emu]

I wish I had every post I ever posted on the internet can we do that?

[Mockery]

I request my post count to be 500 trillion I can't have you jerks lapping me at this point in the game
You can have some of my posts if you want. I honestly couldn't give two shits about post counts.

[Emu]

It's like your Loser IQ, or LQ

[Esuohlim]

Oh well in that case you can give them to Pub Lover

[Emu]

My LQ is a healthy 7,000 or so

[ItalianStereotype]

post count +3000 sup now bitches

[Jixby Phillips]

Join Date: This is the earliest post of mine I know of on the ezboard. My profile shows a later join date because ezboard had a habit of deleting my profile once every few months because of some weird glitch (http://p222.ezboard.com/fimockerystoriesforthebored.showMessage?topicID=88 .topic) If I had to guess, I'd say I started posting in June of 2000.

because of this, my post count might not be that accurate, as it'd start over everytime I got deleted :(

my post count (http://p222.ezboard.com/fimockerygeneralblabber.showMessage?topicID=12338. topic) I would GUESS that i have at LEAST twice as many posts as shown here, because of the times ezboard deleted my account, and also when I got banned and registered Jixby Philllips (with 3 Ls). Heck I can find

Also: the latest post from Jixby Philllips I could find:

http://p222.ezboard.com/fimockeryquestionssuggestions.showMessage?topicID= 493.topic

click on that account profile, and you'll see how its all effed up, showing I only have 4 posts. This is because ezboard deleted me all the time

So like, add both those post counts, maybe add another 2000 (at the most) for all the times I got deleted and had to start over, and you're looking at the right number of posts.

[liquidstatik]

I want liquidstatik back ;<

[noob3]

http://pub10.ezboard.com/unoob3.showPublicProfile?language=EN

yes give me my original join date :( but this is noob3 before he got banned from the whole ezboard and became mcnoob3 and then now i am noob3 again :]

ps can I have my name like"noob3" not like "Noob3"

thx friends

[noob3]

oh and if ur adding the post counts together go ahead & add mcnoob3's too

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=mcnoob3

[Chojin]

Jix: Can you just like, give me a solid figure for join date and postcount to be added to your current :<

[Evil Robot]

How many digits can there be in the post count. I have reviewed my records and conluded that my post count should be reset to 72,000. I would wish to thank you in advance for your compliance.

Evil Robot,
Sole Proprietor of the Internet

[Jixby Phillips]

The Join Date as it is now is fine with me, I like it.

Post Count, by my estimation: 6944

That's 2191 (my postcount when I last posted just now to see what my post count was) + 2753 (the biggest postcount I could find on the Jixby Philllips account) + 2000 (estimation based on my account being deleted a bunch)

[Yggdrasill]

Hey Chojin,

I used to be this atrocity (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=3618) and I would like to merge my post count please, thanks

[CaptainBubba]

Hey could you rename me to "MisterTerrible"
And could my title be "xXxASPERGERSxXx"
And can I get fingered in a subway?

[Chojin]

Ygg - I remember liking Animal Cracker :< Anyway since that's a phpbb account I just physically merged the account Yggdrasill.

Bubba - no ;<

[executioneer]

man i cant get my animated animated either :(

[Mockery]

man i cant get my animated animated either :(
Willie, can you give it another try with some other animated icon please? I just changed some settings and I wanna see if it worked at all. (host it on some other server though, don't upload it to ours)

[executioneer]

nope!!

it seems like it's uploading it to your server regardless of if the av is on a website or on your harddrive

[Jixby Phillips]

Thanks Chojin! I feel better than most everyone else already!

[soundtest]

Nice. Here's mine:

http://p222.ezboard.com/usoundtest.showPublicProfile

[kahljorn]

i changed my title :O

ill probably change it again later ;(

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, I was a bit skeptical at first, but this is actually awesome. I especially like the pickleman "online/offline" icon. Good work guys

[Rongi]

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=rongi@imockery

[LegoLars]

http://p222.ezboard.com/ulegolars.showPublicProfile?language=EN

check this out

[Protoclown]

Holy shit, I had 17490 posts on the old ezboard forum. And I only had like 4500 or so on the last boards. I hadn't recalled that I'd posted THAT much back in the day! :eek

[Chojin]

yeah when i upped my postcount to about 20k rog was all UHH I DON'T THINK YOU HAD THAT MANY, MISSY.

and so far you, he, and chimp all have more posts than me.

[Protoclown]

Apparently I had no life back in the day :(

[noob3]

and that is a bad thing? :p

[Protoclown]

No, because I wasn't as afraid to goof off at work back then.

i live in constant fear :chatter

[MrAdventure]

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=mradventure

uh i only had 795 posts on the old board i think!

[Wiffle Bat]

Bereave it or not, I was from the ezboard too. In one form or another.

Heres my account http://login.ezboard.com/umrgirkin.showPublicProfile?language=EN

^__^

[Lenor]

ha wow.. thats kinda scary goin back there .. haha ..
here is my link:

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=lenor

[kahljorn]

uhh, you can change me to like july 1999 and add 1500 to my posts i guess.

[Chojin]

I NEED PROOF, KAHLIO

[kahljorn]

Alright :O my join date got changed when I changed my account from local to global, though.

http://p222.ezboard.com/ukahljorn.showPublicProfile?language=EN

[Chojin]

You could find some of your first posts on the ezboard and link me to the thread

[Lenor]

What would really be quite amusing would be to look up some of my old post.

Especially some of the ones years ago before chojin became all godlike and people actually hated him ;) *cough cough Eric*

[kahljorn]

the pages only go back so far :O it doesn't matter i guess

[liquidstatik]

i guess i gotta catch up on the postcount ;o

[Terra]

I miss my "shitstorm" title. back in the day i paid moneys for it

also i was sojourn but that was a loong time ago

[liquidstatik]

change it back to shitstorm, then ;o

[kahljorn]

that's right mister it's hard work but it will pay off someday

[noob3]

i never paid for a title, i just got 1 mysteriously when a certain somone became a moderator mysteriously

hint: it was chojin

[Esuohlim]

I just private messaged Protoclown for mine

[liquidstatik]

im not gonna give my secrets away :x

[kahljorn]

SPOILER ALERT

NSFW

[Lenor]

I had myn the first year I came on, in which chojin was not yet near becomeing an admin, SO i couldnt blow him for it. :/

[Carnivore]

http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showLocalUserPublicProfile?login=malevol ent

First name under which I registered.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hey Carni...long time no see.

[Carnivore]

Aye, 'tis been a while. I still lurk and chime in where I feel it is necessary.

Right now I'm thinking of typing something... inciting.

[Chojin]

Hey Carni, you signing up for mock wars this year?

I added that information and also added the posts from http://p222.ezboard.com/bimockery.showUserPublicProfile?gid=carnivore that profile. If you use your global account a lot of other places, let me know about how many posts you think I should knock that down by ;<

[Goat Cheese]

Is Carnivore a badass?

[Blue Fox]

this new board is awesome.

I remember sitting and watching george type stuff out on our crappy computer and i always thought it looked kinda crappy.

But it was old school.

Anyway, this ones awesome.