omg

[noob3]

guys it's like a time machine in here :lol

[liquidstatik]

:O :O :O :O :O

[Black Flag]

welcome to 2001

[Black Flag]

danny you do not belong

[Black Flag]

our primitive culture can't handle your futuristic ways

[liquidstatik]

i think i hear my brain collapsing :x

[liquidstatik]

i'm outta here!

[noob3]

the future is totally far away man we're back in 2001

for all we know you are a terminator :lol

[executioneer]

HAY GUYS I LIEK TO MISSPELL WORDS

-willie

[Black Flag]

everybody who wants to be happy should switch back to their first avatar it's the cool thing to do

[noob3]

hey nice to meet u executioneer :)

[Black Flag]

yes executioneer how are you?

how do you feel about those buildings falling down recently?

[executioneer]

it was the worst birthday my dad ever had!

-willie

[noob3]

i <3 my cheap gas :lol

[executioneer]

guys just so you know i have a very fast car right now and i'm gonna keep it forever and ever and never wreck it, ever

-willie

[noob3]

guys does any1 here liek that band linkin park

[executioneer]

no way

-willie

[Chojin]

SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT

[sadie]

i don't remember what my first avatar was.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

This is my first avatar. I used this avatar when I was Scumdog...my first I-Mockery incarnation

[Guitar Woman]

Guys am I doin' it right

[Chojin]

HEY LOOK A GIRL ARE YOU PRETTY

[Guitar Woman]

I DNON'T KNOW YOU BE THE JUDGE
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9063/picture004dy0.jpg

[Yggdrasill]

Girls kick ass do you like video games?

[Guitar Woman]

fuck yes wanna play gunstar heroes

[noob3]

he didnt even EXSIST in '01 guys so this isnt even funny any more u guys r just tryin to ruin all my fun :x

[Chojin]

guys i think spazwoman was officially grown on me :<

[noob3]

I wasn't even here while Guitar Woman posted, I was too busy not being on the internet. By the time it was revealed that she was a man, I had no idea who she even was. I kind of think he's funny :]

[Guitar Woman]

Well, this brightens my day. My other forum is voting whether or not to kick me off mod status or just ban me altogether :x

[Chojin]

link? asdashdf

[Esuohlim]

I definitely thought Guitar Woman had funny moments and not because I thought she was a girl because haha well you know.

Which reminds me I've still got to test out an ignore feature on a certain someone brb

[noob3]

who can hate anyone with a cute avatar!?

[Guitar Woman]

link? asdashdf
I'll PM it to you but you have to promise not to tell, I can't have gadzooks coming over there and telling everyone that their favorite higher-up is a dirty internet trannie :<

[noob3]

pm it to me too dude i am in the mood to flame random people hell yes

[Chojin]

GW has vet support there is NO REASON TO HIDE

but yeah pm it to me ;<

[Guitar Woman]

As you can see I'm trying to turn it into a poor man's I-Mockery but it just isn't happening.

[Chojin]

GW, i registered on that forum and got all ready to respond, when I realized that the forum is terrible and not worth responding to.

lol at you trying to make it a mini i-mock though :< CHAT ROOM THREAD PYPH THREAD FOOD FORUM

also i thought your line "There's not even enough active members to necessitate a forum." was hilarious :<

[Chojin]

also maddox is terrible and doesn't deserve one forum, let alone several

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, I'm pretty close to fucking off from there, and if being a moderator wasn't so much fun I would already be long gone.

I also had run-ins with the X-Play forums and AlbinoBlacksheep, both of which sucked.

Although X-Play would be tolerable if I was allowed to flame like I am here. I got banned for making a thread about how much I hate Tales of Symphonia. :<

[Chojin]

i don't understand why we aren't enough for you

[ArrowX]

I RETURN

I'm ArrowX Classic

[noob3]

and still just as lame as ever CONGRATS

[Guitar Woman]

i don't understand why we aren't enough for you
That was back when the fact that I had a ding dong was still fresh news and I ran away crying because I though my I-Mock life was over :<

[Emu]

it's like a drug man you gotta keep taking more and more to cop the same buzz

[Chojin]

by the way for those of you who haven't tried other message boards, we're by far the best. it's just a sad fact of life :<

[noob3]

shoo away now people this thread is for cool oldschool avatars only

[Emu]

i always wondered why we didn't have more nonfag members :(

[Esuohlim]

Other message boards are too internet, for lack of a better term.

[Guitar Woman]

Queer works just as well I think

[noob3]

porn boards are pretty cool

we need a porn board, guys!

[Guitar Woman]

Guys I did it!
http://maddoxmania.com/area51/index.php?showtopic=531&pid=4273&st=0&#entry4273

I'M PART OF A FAMILY AGAIN

[Chojin]

We have a porn thread in Mock Wars

SOMEWHERE

[Chojin]

GW I don't have PERMISSION to reply to that topic

[Guitar Woman]

Ok I unlocked it for you

[Chojin]

I still can't reply for some reason

[noob3]

that porn thread is no good man i can't even masturbate to furries :(

[Chojin]

So post some HAWT CHICKS in there noob am i right

lol, they have a thread on maddox MAAAANIA started by their admin called like 'AHH THE MEMORIES' and he's posting old threads... but their boards are like, 2 months old.

I was about to lay down the law but i can't reply to anything ;<

[Rongi]

for what it's worth, i thought maddox's new book was gay

[noob3]

i posted a very insulting message on that message board i hope they read it and are insulted

[Rongi]

btw i joined in 2002 >:

[Evil Robot]

A quick search for the our old freind, the UticaRavers forum reveals it was taken down years ago. wWho saw that comming?


ps. MULTIQUOTE!!!!!!!!!! MULTIQUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chojin]

Rongi, find and post your ezboard information in the appropriate thread like everyone else did ;<

[Pub Lover]

that porn thread is no good man i can't even masturbate to furries :(

I'd fill that thread with trannie porn but for two reasons.

1) I don't have a place to host it.
2) I don't want to admit to looking at trannie porn. :x

[noob3]

pfft we need some naked pictures of emma in there

[Rongi]

Rongi, find and post your ezboard information in the appropriate thread like everyone else did ;<

lol i didnt see it sorry :x

i was pretty gay back in 2002 anyway. what with all that radio head shit all over the place

[Guitar Woman]

Ha ha, Chojin and noob's posts on MM made me fucking lol. :<

[Chojin]

Making fun of people on MM is like beating up a sloth :< A dead sloth :<

[Guitar Woman]

I believe it should be mandatory for everyone to join in the dead sloth beating

[Rongi]

is maddox as gay in person as his fans are?


i know somebody on here knows him IRL

[Guitar Woman]

PINNED: SUCK MY COCK

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

Did you know those jerks hate cats and Foster's and listen to heavy metal too? What a bunch of fags.

[Guitar Woman]

Also: all the "Flame Buffs" have a posting style similar to Mad Max, which really has QUALITY FORUM written all over it :<

[Emu]

Did you know those jerks hate cats and Foster's and listen to heavy metal too? What a bunch of fags.

i hate cats but the rest of that is aok!

[Rongi]

emu's avatar gives me a stiffy

[Guitar Woman]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/8876/jerkky0.png
TAKE THAT SKATERFAG

[Emu]

emu's avatar gives me a stiffy
me to :)

[Evil Robot]

You should ban EVERY USER!

[Esuohlim]

well noob3 you lasted longer than i thought bff vets 4 life

sorry to see one of the original members go! :'(

After reading the linked thread, this post from the pinned thread almost made me choke :lol

[noob3]

emu i hate your avatar and i love cats

[Chojin]

lol @ banning one of their 4 regulars :<

[Rongi]

noob, what happened to that picture of the hentai goat lady with jizz on her face?

you had it on ezboards I think

[Guitar Woman]

lol @ banning one of their 4 regulars :<
IT DOESN'T STOP THERE, THE FUCKING ROOF IS ON FIRE

[Chojin]

Although if you keep banning them I won't have anyone to yell at

[Guitar Woman]

oh shit one of the other mods is there I better take care of her before she FUCKS US UP

Edit: oh no I can't ban mods, we are fucking flushed

Although she's one of the retards who just sits there and plays the arcade so I think we'll be OK

[Chojin]

STRAIGHT UP COP KILLA

Let's get pub in on this.

[noob3]

when the i-mockery boards were in CHAOS MODE, I had a picture of cala (non goat girl) getting creamed on

[Rongi]

do you still have that picture

i need something to get my rocks off tonight

[Rongi]

i'm just kidding

no but i really wanna see that picture again :(

[Guitar Woman]

This thread's a shame because when Nos gets wind of this shit he's gonna delete it and forget it ever happened, and if the threads are gone then it isn't as funny :<

[noob3]

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/noobandjen/cala.jpg

there you go

[Rongi]

thanks :D

[Chojin]

I like how some of them are grateful for how much better we've made their forums already.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Oh my god what the hell is that from (jizz thing)? Something off a failed search attempt I hope.

[Pub Lover]

It sorta sucks how they like us sticking it to them. It sorta robs me of my steam. I sorta feel we should be board attacking one of the larger Maddox forums or something.

[noob3]

It's my old avatar from the final days of ezboard

PS GUYS THEY ARE LOCKING THREADS DOWN

ENTER DEFENSE MODE!! GO GO GO!!!

[liquidstatik]

JUST SO YOU KNOW IM LISTENING TO EYE OF THE TIGER RIGHT NOW

[noob3]

holy diver?

[Fathom Zero]

The first Maddox Mania link made me laugh in hysterics. I'd make an account, but I think the point's already been made.

[noob3]

we lost the war, guys

[Chojin]

So I've been banned for 2 hours.

That says to me: "I HAVE TO REPRIMAND YOU SO WE DON'T LOOK SILLY BUT UH PLEASE GUYS WE NEED THE MEMBERS ;_;"

[Emu]

why does that queer sign everything "cheers" seriously

you know which one i'm talkin' about!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm in the game now. Let's play again.

[Chojin]

why does that queer sign everything "cheers" seriously

you know which one i'm talkin' about!
He thinks that because he's memorized all of Monty Python's movies, he has an honorary British visa.

[Chojin]

Also I saved the main thread to disk. Sure wish we could move things to Thread Backups from other forums ;<

[Grislygus]

Just make a "War Room" thread, or something. Because that would be badass.

[noob3]

I didn't see you particpating in the invasion, Grislygus.

[Grislygus]

I missed it. Two thirds of the time while I'm logged in, I'm doing something else.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm on there, incognito, pretending I have nothing to do with anything.

[Pub Lover]

Skatermonkey wants to join these forums but he says the board says his address is already being used. What is that?

[Mockery]

Skatermonkey wants to join these forums but he says the board says his address is already being used. What is that?
That means he already registered some time ago.

Yep, here's his account:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4926

I just had the forum send him a PW reminder.

[Fathom Zero]

Incognito, my ass.


OUR LINES ARE BEING TAPPED.

[Pub Lover]

Thank you, Mister Mock! You're an ace! ;D

[Fathom Zero]

I recommend the net loony reading this thread register and face me like the man-woman you are.

[Emu]

I can't wait!

[Guitar Woman]

Ha ha, they haven't even gotten rid of any of our shit yet :<

Thread Backups, or sticky it in the mockwars forum so we can do this again. That was fun as hell :<

Edit:
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8104/banninatekx9.png
OOPS! :lol

[Black Flag]

guys what about time travel

[Rongi]

man i hope james brown is ok!

[Juttin]

Of course he's ok. He's James Brown. He's INVINCIBLE

[Guitar Woman]

ugh, if there's one thing that I fucking hate about the new forums it's the sound of you not being banned

someone wanna fix that


Edit: Good job guys!

[Chojin]

lol who banned juttin

[Chojin]

these new forums are like a party every day guys

[Guitar Woman]

Dr. Boogie did it I think :<

[Chojin]

that man has the heart of a champion

[Emu]

i believe so

[Chojin]

I think that marks our first VB banning, dudes!

[Guitar Woman]

And our first VB raid too

This thread is so historic

[Emu]

dr. boogie if you ever read this thread claim your barnstar

:barnstar

[Emu]

It seems like we're getting a lot more traffic now too!

I'm liking these new boards!

[Chojin]

I will admit that our new posting animation is addicting me to the quick reply :<

[Guitar Woman]

I daresay these boards fucking rock

Hell, I've gotten so used to Maddox Gaynia it's hard to keep up with all the new posts :<

[Emu]

I will admit that our new posting animation is addicting me to the quick reply :<

I still think it should be an emoticon

[Pub Lover]

...MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIAAAA!

[Esuohlim]

Man there's no reason to not quick reply with this fast paced hussle and bussle of Internet 2.0

[Chojin]

They're craaaaaaaaaaazy for cocoa puffs!

[Emu]

Quick reply has made my life easy and fun, improved my sex life and put my kids through college.

Thanks, quick reply!

[Chojin]

Yeah, I need to figure out how to disable the regular reply.

[Emu]

Just give it a really really small, 1x1 pixel button

[Chojin]

The quick reply and forum jump lets me swing through the forums on a vine like the ape in bape's signature :<

[Guitar Woman]

That put an absolutely hilarious image in my head

[Emu]

I smell a new mock wars photo entry!

[Emu]

Emu is not a member of any public groups

I think I would like to change this!

[MLE]

I want to quick reply too ;<

[Chojin]

I'll add you to the unicorn glitter starship

When i figure out how

[Guitar Woman]

Oh man, Emily's here

Now it's a party

[Emu]

How do you even create groups

[Chojin]

You have to be special like me

I added emu and re-added GW to the starship

[Guitar Woman]

I just got a great forum event idea

The "Create-a-Usergroup" challenge where we could make up our own usergroups with hilarious recruitment posters and whoever's is funniest gets created

I think it's a great idea

[Emu]

This is some hot shit

[Guitar Woman]

Guitar Woman is not a member of any public groups

[Chojin]

Yeah, but having a usergroup or being in one doesn't do anything here

Although I might sneak something in here or there for starship members :3

[Pub Lover]

Chojin is not a member of any public groups

[Chojin]

gw: try now

[Guitar Woman]

Still nothing :(

[Emu]

So what's my rank on this starship

I'd like to be the rear admiral

[Chojin]

as far as I can tell, our usergroups are all set to hidden or something, but they're most def there.

I'll look into it.

[Guitar Woman]

So what's my rank on this starship

I'd like to be the rear admiral
What is this, Cow and Chicken

[Emu]

that's exactly what i was thinking

the only similarity is that i really am wearing no pants :picklehat

[Emu]

Holy shit it's late!

[Chojin]

You guys should really go look at what willie is doing in the calendar, it's hilarious

[MLE]

I'M A PART OF HIS SPECIAL GROUP :hat

[Chojin]

especially NOTHING UNUSUAL DAY

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=9&day=2007-4-1&c=1

[Guitar Woman]

I made a 6 year event it will be laughs all around

[Chojin]

you take that off right now missy

[MLE]

that was totally gay for the 15 seconds it lasted.

[Guitar Woman]

MLE I jacked off to your Mii I hope you aren't offended or anything :<

[Esuohlim]

OK may I make an addendum that GW can be all right in small doses

[MLE]

Shut up. (to guitar woman)

[noob3]

what's up people from the future

[MLE]

not a whole lot people from the past

do you plan on participating in this future mock wars deal

[noob3]

i plan on voting why would i want to be in a war of mockery (my feelings would be hurt)

[MLE]

i think as a member of the past, you can add some insightful insight.

[noob3]

hey lady i am not from the past you are from the future

got it?