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Goat Cheese
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:25 PM
I was pondering this question for a while. What is the ultimate reality? What is real? What is unreal?

Guitar Woman
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:26 PM
The reality is that you fucking suck. Welcome to I-Mockery.

xbxDaniel
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:31 PM
One out of five new posters make this same thread man. And it's always in the wrong board.

Goat Cheese
Jan 31st, 2007, 09:35 PM
One out of five new posters make this same thread man. And it's always in the wrong board.
I bet its me. Am I right? I forgot about the philosophy board.

Black Flag
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:21 PM
don't worry about those guys, goat cheese, they're doofuses

i don't know about you man, but i think the the ultimate reality is just havin fun, ya know what i mean!

Rongi
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:30 PM
the meaning of life is totally to just like...live

Yggdrasill
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:32 PM
dude whats unreal is the way I feel about Goat Cheese

kahljorn
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:37 PM
the ultimate reality is Brahman :O

Black Flag
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:39 PM
ha yeah man ramen is pretty good

Black Flag
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:39 PM
i like to put some hot sauce in mine

Goat Cheese
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:39 PM
especially that chicken flavor

Black Flag
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:40 PM
dude shut up

Black Flag
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:41 PM
GGGODDDDDDDD

Black Flag
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:41 PM
i fucking hate you

Goat Cheese
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:42 PM
just doesn't care /o/

kahljorn
Jan 31st, 2007, 10:54 PM
yea, especially that chicken flavor.

Grislygus
Jan 31st, 2007, 11:36 PM
Fuck Ramen, I'm all about the stir fry.


I went there.

Sethomas
Feb 1st, 2007, 02:56 AM
Basically, reality is that given enough force and time hydrogen will form people.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 1st, 2007, 07:32 AM
One time this kid on the bus was bugging me while I was busy looking out the window and i told him not to bother me because I was *THIS* close to figuring out the meaning of life from looking out the window and he got all apologetic and was like OH SHIT YOU BETTER LOOK OUT THE WINDOW MORE and every 10 minutes he'd be like DID YOU GET IT YET and I'd be all "No man I better keep trying"

sadie
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:03 AM
I was pondering this question for a while. What is the ultimate reality? What is real? What is unreal?

it is perfectly normal, once one reaches adolescence, to begin to question the world outside oneself. after all, one has just recently begun to shed the outer layers of the many-layered shell of egocentricity that one has nursed since infancy. keep searching, young one, and though you will probably never reach the enlightenment you desire, you will experience much along the journey.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:04 AM
In addition to that, DON'T do drugs.

W01fman
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:12 AM
There is no spoon.

Sethomas
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:17 AM
You have no brain.

sadie
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:17 AM
from the looks of your avatar, you just lap things up like a dog anyways, little girl.

sadie
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:18 AM
aiiieeee. quick reply.

W01fman
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:24 AM
Please stop thinking of my daughter that way Sadie. :P

Yggdrasill
Feb 1st, 2007, 11:10 AM
Teach that bitch some manners it's rude to stick your tongue out

kahljorn
Feb 2nd, 2007, 11:43 AM
this thread reminds me of this one time I was in a chat room and this one girl who was in there every time I went in there talking about the same damn things every time, usually making self-depreciating remarks, was in there talking about how her daughter who was 7 was talking about her boyfriends and did it like ten times so I finally said, "Your daughter's a slut" and the whole chatroom got mad at me because I was like depreciating youth or some shit. it was hilarious because the guy who paraded the issue of me being a jerk was somebody who i kept outsmarting so I kept picturing some skinny guy with a tall skinny head that only consists of sucked up lips/face carrying a sign that said JESUS crossed out (my screen name was jesus).

Noodles
Feb 2nd, 2007, 12:55 PM
The meanig of life is to understand the matrix trilogy:eek .

Grislygus
Feb 2nd, 2007, 02:17 PM
I understand the Matrix trilogy quite well. The first one was a great movie, and the last two were bullshit.

Fathom Zero
Feb 2nd, 2007, 03:45 PM
The first blew my mind, the second was a visual blitzkrieg, and the third one made me bored and I wanted to get to the last ten minutes of the movie.

Guitar Woman
Feb 2nd, 2007, 03:52 PM
They all sucked, stop fucking talking about them

Grislygus
Feb 2nd, 2007, 04:44 PM
Why, exactly, should I take any advice from you?

RaNkeri
Feb 2nd, 2007, 04:49 PM
Part one kicked balls, special the ending scene, which reminded so much the good 'ol 80 action movies

Guitar Woman
Feb 2nd, 2007, 04:54 PM
Why, exactly, should I take any advice from you?
It's more of an order than it is a piece of advice :<

Seriously this movie is worse than anime stop fucking watching it

Grislygus
Feb 2nd, 2007, 04:56 PM
Yes, a movie that comes out of nowhere with genuinely new, cool ideas and decent acting.

You're right, absolutely terrible.

To rephrase: why, exactly, should I give a damn about any orders you give?

RaNkeri
Feb 2nd, 2007, 04:56 PM
It's more of an order than it is a piece of advice :<

Seriously this movie is worse than anime stop fucking watching it

As bad as Death Note? :conspiracy

FartinMowler
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:30 PM
someone deleted my reality

kahljorn
Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:31 PM
fuck i actually watched that piece of shit death note on peekvid

WRITING FURIOUSLY

Goat Cheese
Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:32 PM
death note more like homo show! am i rite guys?

Guitar Woman
Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:35 PM
I bet you guys would love to know that they're also turning it into a live action movie :<

Also: I've never actually watched death note, I just read half of the first comic :<

Goat Cheese
Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:36 PM
Its like they love to crap out vomit. Or vomit out crap.

kahljorn
Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:03 AM
i watched an episode and in the opening they have typical anime "Action" scenes and they have a camera circling him dramatically while he FURIOUSLY WRITES DEATH NOTES.
it made me laugh ;(

Guitar Woman
Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:11 AM
Man, I just went and watched the (unbelieveably gay) opening and I saw nothing of the sort

thanks for making me sit through that shitty jap rock for nothing asshole

RaNkeri
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:01 AM
Also: I've never actually watched death note, I just read half of the first comic :<

According to one of your previous, edited posts, that's bullshit :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:08 AM
uh, yeah, I know the story because it says it on the back of the fucking comic, you miserable little cunt.

RaNkeri
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:09 AM
You aren't helping at all, GW :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:15 AM
Eat shit and die, you fucking Pekka son of a bitch. Why the hell do you even fucking hang out around here? Nobody likes you, you're the fucking joke of the entire forums, and you don't even make any interesting or useful commentary. You just fucking sit there and go LOL I SUCK SO MUCH AM I BEING FUNNY YET jesus christ just SHUT THE FUCK UP

RaNkeri
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:18 AM
I think GW is upset :lol

Guitar Woman
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:21 AM
I actually went to google so I could find that finnish racial slur to throw at you, I hate you that much

RaNkeri
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:22 AM
Well' I'm sure you just made an ass load of Pekkas very sad :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:23 AM
you fucking Pekka

RaNkeri
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:25 AM
oh SNAP! :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:27 AM
oh shit for a second there I forgot about the ignore function

PROBLEM SOLVED

Guitar Woman
Feb 3rd, 2007, 03:34 AM
So anyway, that racial slurs database is pretty interesting
http://www.johncglass.com/racialslurs.htm

Did you know 9-iron is a very rude thing to call an asian person? Because I didn't.

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 12:13 PM
I bet you guys would love to know that they're also turning it into a live action movie :<

Speaking of live action Asian flicks, every last one of you needs to watch Golgo 13: The Kowloon Assignment, because that shit is absolutely hilarious.

Not as hilarious as Drunken Wu Tang, but let's be honest, nothing is as hilarious as Drunken Wu Tang.

kahljorn
Feb 3rd, 2007, 12:42 PM
you obviously didn't watch the opening for the first epsisode. Am i right? Of course. It could even be the ending of the first one, I don't really remember.
the ending of the second episode has him concentrating really hard, but it's not nearly as bad as the writing furiously thing. It reminds me of the opening to hellsing when that integral hellsing is arguing furiously.

noob3
Feb 3rd, 2007, 01:59 PM
have anyone of you actually watched the movie 9-iron? it's asian

i havn't

Goat Cheese
Feb 3rd, 2007, 02:43 PM
Drunken Wu Tang? Jet Li's last action movie?

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 05:05 PM
...The hell? Jet Li's last action movie was Fearless. He had absolutely nothing to do with Drunken Wu Tang. At all.

Goat Cheese
Feb 3rd, 2007, 05:17 PM
I'm sorry I forgot you can't recognize a joke.

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 05:23 PM
I'm curious as to how this joke of yours makes sense. Please, explain it to me.

xbxDaniel
Feb 3rd, 2007, 05:32 PM
We are currently awaiting a reply, Goat. >:

kahljorn
Feb 3rd, 2007, 06:09 PM
I think I get the joke. Because jet li gets drunk and kills that guy it's "DRUNKEN WU TANG VARGAS" and it's a big joke. Yea, well that guy died, and then his family killed his family and then killed themself and that's not a fucking joke. So fuck off, fucky. No joke there. OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF?

Goat Cheese
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:38 PM
I'd explain but it would be nowhere near as funny as kahljorn's explanation.

xbxDaniel
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:40 PM
It wouldn't be funny even if Kahl hadn't explained it.

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:43 PM
You misunderstand, I don't wish to be entertained, just to be educated in the fne intricacies of this joke.

Goat Cheese
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:45 PM
Jet Li= Asian

Drunken Wu Tang= Asian(?)

I put two and two together and formed that little bon mot.

xbxDaniel
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:46 PM
Gus, just walk away man. Just walk away.

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:48 PM
Okay, that was the source of the misunderstanding. You see, if I asked if Kung Fu Hustle was Bruce Lee's last film, becuase they're both Asian, people would assume that I was an idiot.

Edit: Too late.

Goat Cheese
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:50 PM
Im such an idiot I understand your the hilarity of your sig, G-rizzle guzzle.

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:51 PM
Say What?

Goat Cheese
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:52 PM
Your signature isn't as high brow as you thought buddy.

Grislygus
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:55 PM
High brow?




I think this is the closest I've ever gotten to having an out-of-body experience.

Goat Cheese
Feb 3rd, 2007, 08:56 PM
You'd better leave your body before I let out the secret to your sig.

kahljorn
Feb 3rd, 2007, 10:14 PM
lol at out of body..

GOAT CHEESE IS goign TO CRACK YOUR DAVINCI CODE DUDE

Goat Cheese
Feb 4th, 2007, 02:22 PM
And I don't need the clue-solving sleuthing of that meddling Tom Hanks and his french girlie either.