tHE ultimate reality

[Goat Cheese]

I was pondering this question for a while. What is the ultimate reality? What is real? What is unreal?

[Guitar Woman]

The reality is that you fucking suck. Welcome to I-Mockery.

[xbxDaniel]

One out of five new posters make this same thread man. And it's always in the wrong board.

[Goat Cheese]

One out of five new posters make this same thread man. And it's always in the wrong board.
I bet its me. Am I right? I forgot about the philosophy board.

[Black Flag]

don't worry about those guys, goat cheese, they're doofuses

i don't know about you man, but i think the the ultimate reality is just havin fun, ya know what i mean!

[Rongi]

the meaning of life is totally to just like...live

[Yggdrasill]

dude whats unreal is the way I feel about Goat Cheese

[kahljorn]

the ultimate reality is Brahman :O

[Black Flag]

ha yeah man ramen is pretty good

[Black Flag]

i like to put some hot sauce in mine

[Goat Cheese]

especially that chicken flavor

[Black Flag]

dude shut up

[Black Flag]

GGGODDDDDDDD

[Black Flag]

i fucking hate you

[Goat Cheese]

just doesn't care /o/

[kahljorn]

yea, especially that chicken flavor.

[Grislygus]

Fuck Ramen, I'm all about the stir fry.


I went there.

[Sethomas]

Basically, reality is that given enough force and time hydrogen will form people.

[Jixby Phillips]

One time this kid on the bus was bugging me while I was busy looking out the window and i told him not to bother me because I was *THIS* close to figuring out the meaning of life from looking out the window and he got all apologetic and was like OH SHIT YOU BETTER LOOK OUT THE WINDOW MORE and every 10 minutes he'd be like DID YOU GET IT YET and I'd be all "No man I better keep trying"

[sadie]

I was pondering this question for a while. What is the ultimate reality? What is real? What is unreal?

it is perfectly normal, once one reaches adolescence, to begin to question the world outside oneself. after all, one has just recently begun to shed the outer layers of the many-layered shell of egocentricity that one has nursed since infancy. keep searching, young one, and though you will probably never reach the enlightenment you desire, you will experience much along the journey.

[SKATERMONKEY]

In addition to that, DON'T do drugs.

[W01fman]

There is no spoon.

[Sethomas]

You have no brain.

[sadie]

from the looks of your avatar, you just lap things up like a dog anyways, little girl.

[sadie]

aiiieeee. quick reply.

[W01fman]

Please stop thinking of my daughter that way Sadie. :P

[Yggdrasill]

Teach that bitch some manners it's rude to stick your tongue out

[kahljorn]

this thread reminds me of this one time I was in a chat room and this one girl who was in there every time I went in there talking about the same damn things every time, usually making self-depreciating remarks, was in there talking about how her daughter who was 7 was talking about her boyfriends and did it like ten times so I finally said, "Your daughter's a slut" and the whole chatroom got mad at me because I was like depreciating youth or some shit. it was hilarious because the guy who paraded the issue of me being a jerk was somebody who i kept outsmarting so I kept picturing some skinny guy with a tall skinny head that only consists of sucked up lips/face carrying a sign that said JESUS crossed out (my screen name was jesus).

[Noodles]

The meanig of life is to understand the matrix trilogy:eek .

[Grislygus]

I understand the Matrix trilogy quite well. The first one was a great movie, and the last two were bullshit.

[Fathom Zero]

The first blew my mind, the second was a visual blitzkrieg, and the third one made me bored and I wanted to get to the last ten minutes of the movie.

[Guitar Woman]

They all sucked, stop fucking talking about them

[Grislygus]

Why, exactly, should I take any advice from you?

[RaNkeri]

Part one kicked balls, special the ending scene, which reminded so much the good 'ol 80 action movies

[Guitar Woman]

Why, exactly, should I take any advice from you?
It's more of an order than it is a piece of advice :<

Seriously this movie is worse than anime stop fucking watching it

[Grislygus]

Yes, a movie that comes out of nowhere with genuinely new, cool ideas and decent acting.

You're right, absolutely terrible.

To rephrase: why, exactly, should I give a damn about any orders you give?

[RaNkeri]

It's more of an order than it is a piece of advice :<

Seriously this movie is worse than anime stop fucking watching it

As bad as Death Note? :conspiracy

[FartinMowler]

someone deleted my reality

[kahljorn]

fuck i actually watched that piece of shit death note on peekvid

WRITING FURIOUSLY

[Goat Cheese]

death note more like homo show! am i rite guys?

[Guitar Woman]

I bet you guys would love to know that they're also turning it into a live action movie :<

Also: I've never actually watched death note, I just read half of the first comic :<

[Goat Cheese]

Its like they love to crap out vomit. Or vomit out crap.

[kahljorn]

i watched an episode and in the opening they have typical anime "Action" scenes and they have a camera circling him dramatically while he FURIOUSLY WRITES DEATH NOTES.
it made me laugh ;(

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I just went and watched the (unbelieveably gay) opening and I saw nothing of the sort

thanks for making me sit through that shitty jap rock for nothing asshole

[RaNkeri]

Also: I've never actually watched death note, I just read half of the first comic :<

According to one of your previous, edited posts, that's bullshit :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

uh, yeah, I know the story because it says it on the back of the fucking comic, you miserable little cunt.

[RaNkeri]

You aren't helping at all, GW :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Eat shit and die, you fucking Pekka son of a bitch. Why the hell do you even fucking hang out around here? Nobody likes you, you're the fucking joke of the entire forums, and you don't even make any interesting or useful commentary. You just fucking sit there and go LOL I SUCK SO MUCH AM I BEING FUNNY YET jesus christ just SHUT THE FUCK UP

[RaNkeri]

I think GW is upset :lol

[Guitar Woman]

I actually went to google so I could find that finnish racial slur to throw at you, I hate you that much

[RaNkeri]

Well' I'm sure you just made an ass load of Pekkas very sad :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

you fucking Pekka

[RaNkeri]

oh SNAP! :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

oh shit for a second there I forgot about the ignore function

PROBLEM SOLVED

[Guitar Woman]

So anyway, that racial slurs database is pretty interesting
http://www.johncglass.com/racialslurs.htm

Did you know 9-iron is a very rude thing to call an asian person? Because I didn't.

[Grislygus]

I bet you guys would love to know that they're also turning it into a live action movie :<

Speaking of live action Asian flicks, every last one of you needs to watch Golgo 13: The Kowloon Assignment, because that shit is absolutely hilarious.

Not as hilarious as Drunken Wu Tang, but let's be honest, nothing is as hilarious as Drunken Wu Tang.

[kahljorn]

you obviously didn't watch the opening for the first epsisode. Am i right? Of course. It could even be the ending of the first one, I don't really remember.
the ending of the second episode has him concentrating really hard, but it's not nearly as bad as the writing furiously thing. It reminds me of the opening to hellsing when that integral hellsing is arguing furiously.

[noob3]

have anyone of you actually watched the movie 9-iron? it's asian

i havn't

[Goat Cheese]

Drunken Wu Tang? Jet Li's last action movie?

[Grislygus]

...The hell? Jet Li's last action movie was Fearless. He had absolutely nothing to do with Drunken Wu Tang. At all.

[Goat Cheese]

I'm sorry I forgot you can't recognize a joke.

[Grislygus]

I'm curious as to how this joke of yours makes sense. Please, explain it to me.

[xbxDaniel]

We are currently awaiting a reply, Goat. >:

[kahljorn]

I think I get the joke. Because jet li gets drunk and kills that guy it's "DRUNKEN WU TANG VARGAS" and it's a big joke. Yea, well that guy died, and then his family killed his family and then killed themself and that's not a fucking joke. So fuck off, fucky. No joke there. OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF?

[Goat Cheese]

I'd explain but it would be nowhere near as funny as kahljorn's explanation.

[xbxDaniel]

It wouldn't be funny even if Kahl hadn't explained it.

[Grislygus]

You misunderstand, I don't wish to be entertained, just to be educated in the fne intricacies of this joke.

[Goat Cheese]

Jet Li= Asian

Drunken Wu Tang= Asian(?)

I put two and two together and formed that little bon mot.

[xbxDaniel]

Gus, just walk away man. Just walk away.

[Grislygus]

Okay, that was the source of the misunderstanding. You see, if I asked if Kung Fu Hustle was Bruce Lee's last film, becuase they're both Asian, people would assume that I was an idiot.

Edit: Too late.

[Goat Cheese]

Im such an idiot I understand your the hilarity of your sig, G-rizzle guzzle.

[Grislygus]

Say What?

[Goat Cheese]

Your signature isn't as high brow as you thought buddy.

[Grislygus]

High brow?




I think this is the closest I've ever gotten to having an out-of-body experience.

[Goat Cheese]

You'd better leave your body before I let out the secret to your sig.

[kahljorn]

lol at out of body..

GOAT CHEESE IS goign TO CRACK YOUR DAVINCI CODE DUDE

[Goat Cheese]

And I don't need the clue-solving sleuthing of that meddling Tom Hanks and his french girlie either.