View Full Version : ANNA NICOLE SMITH FUCKS UP MY DEATH POOL
sspadowsky
Feb 8th, 2007, 04:29 PM
The Human Trainwreck kicked off today, before I had a chance to put her in my Death Pool picks, thereby costing me 61 very valuable points. The nerve of her.
Emu
Feb 8th, 2007, 04:30 PM
I bet twenty bucks that TrimSpa killed her.
Rongi
Feb 8th, 2007, 04:46 PM
The Human Trainwreck kicked off today, before I had a chance to put her in my Death Pool picks.
was she expected to die soon? i'm a little confused
Mockery
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:11 PM
Anna Anna bo-banna, fee fi fo fanna, ANNA
I'm sure parts of her will continue to live on forever. :boob:boob
FartinMowler
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:12 PM
I liked her, she was like a fat version of the whore with the husband that shot himself in the head.
Grislygus
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:19 PM
Didn't her kid die a little while ago? I blame their genes.
sspadowsky
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:25 PM
was she expected to die soon? i'm a little confused
It depends on the Death Pool in which you're participating. In my case, it works like so: Celebrity dies. Subtract their age from 100, and you have your point score. It keeps everyone from picking a bunch of 90 year-olds who are knocking at death's door.
With such a scoring system, it's good to have a handful of younger celebrities who are known to have medical, mental, or substance abuse problems, so if just one kicks off, you get a huge point score. It's conceivable that one single celebrity death could win someone the pot. Lindsay Lohan, for instance, would get me 79 or 80 points.
Fortunately, I found out that no one in the pool picked Anna Nicole, so the race is still pretty close. It may be bad karma, but if the Great Equalizer can net me a little cash, well..... I wasn't really using my good karma anyway.
Rongi
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:27 PM
oh i see now. yeah, that way would actually make a death pool a lot more interesting.
i expect to see a lot of lame ass tribute shows on VH1 in the oncomming months
Zomboid
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:34 PM
Probably, but I'm not sure if they could make the full length hour long ones. I mean...There's not a whole lot to work with there.
Rongi
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:35 PM
well, have you ever watched the shit they put on VH1? most of it's show's content is repeated commentary by z-list celebrities anyway
GADZOOKS
Feb 8th, 2007, 05:59 PM
I had a feeling yesterday that someone famous was about to die.
I guess I was wrong
Esuohlim
Feb 8th, 2007, 06:20 PM
When I heard the news I laughed and then forgot about it again until this thread
Emu
Feb 8th, 2007, 07:10 PM
Now we just need for Paris Hilton to die and I can feel comfortable again.
MrAdventure
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:05 PM
if youre a betting man id bet on kirstie alley i got a feeling about her (even though shed be worth maybe twenty points haha ouch)
bigtimecow
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:19 PM
oh death
Goat Cheese
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:49 PM
I liked her, she was like a fat version of the whore with the husband that shot himself in the head.
you mean kurt cobain's whore?
zeldasbiggestfan
Feb 8th, 2007, 08:55 PM
Fuck I laughed at a Goat Cheese joke.
Goat Cheese
Feb 8th, 2007, 09:02 PM
:loo
This goes to me.
Fathom Zero
Feb 8th, 2007, 09:19 PM
Chojin, REVOKE THAT BARNSTAR!
Angryhydralisk
Feb 8th, 2007, 10:17 PM
So much for her. Reading Things Must Be Destroyed part 3 won't really be the same...
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:07 AM
she was MURDERED
SKATERMONKEY
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:15 AM
I'm guessing it was a belushiesque drug cocktail that killed her.
noob3
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:18 AM
trimspa probably ripped her heart a new one back while it had ephedrine in it & she just paid the consequences of gaining/losing weight so fast :x
Idi Amin
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:44 AM
A friend of mine was deeply depresed, he was talking like "What am I doing here?" "What can I gain by going on living" Then mid-scenence as he is going on about how he just can't see any reason to go on he says "ya here Anna Nicole died"
What?
Now either his life is really that sad, or Anna Nicole Smith is alot more important then we are giving her credit for.
Chojin
Feb 9th, 2007, 06:20 AM
i'm going to go with the former
Yggdrasill
Feb 9th, 2007, 12:39 PM
Dying? What will this bitch do next? :rolleyes
I'm fully prepared for how news and various media sources will try to justify her existence by asking "who was anna nicole?".
She was a model or something?
liquidstatik
Feb 9th, 2007, 02:39 PM
she sucked at wearing make-up ;<
Geggy
Feb 9th, 2007, 05:44 PM
Two less boobies in the world, what a waste.
Iain
Feb 11th, 2007, 11:47 PM
Dying? What will this bitch do next? :rolleyes
Probably rot. :blah
Goat Cheese
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:19 PM
Probably rot. :blah
THATS A ZING-A!
Zomboid
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:22 PM
I am so sick of the nonstop fucking media coverage of this.
liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:24 PM
Yeah, I didn't think she was that important. ;o
Esuohlim
Feb 12th, 2007, 08:05 PM
I haven't heard a single mention of this outside of TV or internet. And I go to college, where you can't avoid people that talk about stupid shit.
Goat Cheese
Feb 12th, 2007, 08:41 PM
Maybe you're in a very astute college.
Iain
Feb 12th, 2007, 10:59 PM
I go to college, where you can't avoid people that talk about stupid shit.
No fucking shit! :lol
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