GOD FUCKNG DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Robot]

I just broke the part of my bong that holds the slider!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 It's still usable because only the bottom portion broke so it still forms a seal but I mean WHAT THE FUCK? I already blew a hydualic line in my car and snaped the blade off my swiss army knife fixing it. What the fuck is next?

[DeadKennedys]

What's next? Get a real knife, and roll a damn joint

[Wiffle Bat]

Whoever uses swiss knives to fix a car. Get REAL tools made of candy! @_@

[Evil Robot]

Alright, I half assedly fix the bong and its still not pulling right, but I smoked anyway so I'm good for now. As far as the car goes, my sebring is still parked in my mothers garage on the other side of town, but I can get there with an actuall hydraulic hose tommorow morning so thats good. But you just made a mistake dissing my swiss army knife repair skills, you see, I was a master mechanic back in the day and now I design and repair the machines that make the cars (chrysler, toyota and ford, chevy is still being cheap bastards and wont pay our prices so fuck them). I removed the clamp with the pliers attachment, then cut it back with the saw, inspected the coaxial reinforcement with the magnifieing glass, and then reatatched it with the pliers again. You couldn't do that with a $10,000 snap-on set so SHUT THE FUCK UP>

oh yeah, joints are a pain in the ass.

[george]

your sebrig is at your mothers house.

[Evil Robot]

Yes, it broke down less then a mile from there on my way to the mall. Why, do you not have a mother? bastard?

[george]

your sebring broke down while you were on the way to the mall.

and now it is at your mothers house.

[Wiffle Bat]

Maybe his mother's house was on the way to the mall? And I have fixed farm tractors with broken differentials and snapped con-rods with my Bob-The-Builder Tool Set ^__^

[Moobs]

I did that at one of my house parties :(

But then I went to a shop and bought this broken one for £5, and fixed it up good ;D

[RaNkeri]

In the beginning I though you were talking about your penis :x

I'll be going now.

[kahljorn]

rolling joints out of good weed is for dumb jerks >:

BONG ALL THE WAY MY GOOD MAN EVIL ROBOT

PS:
Make a gravity bong! Get one socket from a socket wrench kit (one that would make a nice bowl) and a 2 liter of soda. Drink the soda (or just use an already empty bottle) and cut the bottom off of the 2 liter. Take the cap and cut a hole in it just big enough for the socket, then put silly putty around the socket to seal it. Put 2 liter in a bucket or something that can fill it almost to the lid. Put weed in the lid, put the lid on the bong. Light the bong and pull upwards, the air pressure will cause the smoke to all go inside the 2 liter. When it's full (be careful filling it cause you can mess up and let a lot of smoke out) take the lid off. Put your mouth over the hole and push down, the air pressire will cause the smoke to go straight to your lungs :O
People call it a gravity/bucket bong but i think air pressure bong is a better description :O
that's actually what i smoke out of even th ough i have a bong.
You can also use the bowl from your old bong if you're smart about it.

maybe you could even seal the broken bong with silly putty. What won't it do?

[Moobs]

There's quite a good gravity bong tut here:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8444/Gravity_Bong_Tutorial.html

It works some real wonders, truth ;D

[kahljorn]

GRAVITY BONG: A MASTER OF EFFICIENCY

GRAVITY BONG: SAVING WEED FROM ORPHAN GOD OF AIR

GRAVITY BONG: BRINGING THE FUN BACK IN TO LUNG COLLAPSE!

[Lenor]

Or you could just do it ghetto style, get a empty can, crush in the middle, use a pin to poke some holes in the top (not too many or too big), make sure and poke a hole in the side for the carb, and kill your throat.

Remember drugs are bad, Unless its Controlled Substance Prescription Medication, Made in a government lab!

[Goat Cheese]

for someone who smokes you sure are uptight

[kahljorn]

smoking weed out of a can is eve worse than smoking a joint

[Goat Cheese]

whatever happened to a good old fashioned apple bong?

[kahljorn]

apple pipe and that's about as worthless as the can >:

[Goat Cheese]

how should I know. I never did drugs. Remember, I'm a rebel. Drugs are too mainstream.

[Seven Force]

so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently

[Goat Cheese]

so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently

OH SNAP.

[eggyolk]

hey man do you have any drugs i can buy

[liquidstatik]

who's got the bud? :O

[Geggy]

joints in cars, bongs at home.

[liquidstatik]

blunts in cars, joints at home, bongs at friends houses ;<

[noob3]

bowls in cars, at my house, blunts at friends house :lol

ps i need tinted windows i always feel freaked out rolling down the 35 steering with my elbow lighting my bowl :o

[liquidstatik]

lol thats why you drive with blunts, silllly goose ;<

i like blunts the best, myself. there's some kind of community feeeling i get when passin a blunt ;o

[Moobs]

Yeah I also like playing Bing Bong, I rule at that ;D

[liquidstatik]

i like doing that thing from beerfest[iforgot what its called :x] where you take a hit, take a shot, then exhale :o

[noob3]

fuck blunts + driving ill get so high off a blunt to my lonesome while driving ill be afraid my car is going to bust a tire & my car will flip :/ i always get really scared if i get TOO high while driving :o

[liquidstatik]

hahaha i usually don't. but i always feel like everything outside of the car is fake and my windows are just big tv screens :x

[noob3]

uh my windshield is cracked because i punched it, when i get high i'll truley believe that i can hear the wind coming through it & hear it shaking & stuff like it's ready to break & shred my eyes with saftey glass at any moment

[liquidstatik]

lol shh we're making pot look bad :x

[liquidstatik]

when i get high at home everything is so wonderful :D

[noob3]

pft why would paranoia be a bad thing fear is one of my favorite emotions :lol

[liquidstatik]

i like getting pulled over when i don't have anything on me, then it's fun watchin 'em search the vehicle actin all pissy :x

[noob3]

i h8 getting pulled over period

[Lenor]

Im sXe .. except for the alchol, prescription meth and barbituate, any pain killer with hydro in the name or is an opiate.

But I dont smoke weed.

Ill be passed out in amsterdam befor round 2 begins. :/

[Seven Force]

thats not straight-edge :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

thats why you should give me your passs :x

[Lenor]

seven - duhhh i was trying to be IRONIC!!! ha

I have 2 passes, one for me, one for someone with the ability to deal with staying in eroupe with me. HA

Nah pretty much anyone that doenst have to worry about getting to work or whatever, and is not deprived of all social skills.

[Tropical]

Weed is stupid, try snorting herorin.

[liquidstatik]

lenorr i dont know if i could handle you in real life ;<

[kahljorn]

Smoking joints and blunts is uneconomical and ridiculous.
bongs.
Unananimous decision passed by me

[Lenor]

liquid.. too bad bitch! I don't want any excuses ought you boi!

Kahl: Now, were would your stance be on hookah's, steam-roller's, and using it for baking purposes?

[Evil Robot]

seven - duhhh i was trying to be IRONIC!!! ha

I have 2 passes, one for me, one for someone with the ability to deal with staying in eroupe with me. HA

Nah pretty much anyone that doenst have to worry about getting to work or whatever, and is not deprived of all social skills.
So you would like to take a chatty homeless person to Europe with you?

[Lenor]

Sure, why not?

[kahljorn]

hookahs suck

[liquidstatik]

they're good with tabacccy :O

[kahljorn]

Yea, but i s hould have you know i think smoking tobacco is pretty lame in itself. I've never felt high while smoking cigarettes.

[noob3]

hell I smoke a pack a day and in the morning when I smoke my first cigarette I'll get sick some times

i definatley get high off cigarettes

[kahljorn]

so getting sick constitutes being high?

I just don't get it. I used to smoke cigarettes a lot when i was a kid but at some point I discovered that they don't really do much to you.

[SKATERMONKEY]

except give you cancer I should know. (I been smoking for over ten years)

[liquidstatik]

Yeah, cigarettes suck. But, I enjoy the taste, especially the taste of that tobacco you can use for hookas. like baaaannanana :O

[SKATERMONKEY]

yeah you know what else sucks the damn pictures they have on them now. Pictures of blackened lungs, gangrene and stuff like that. I GET IT. smokings bad for me sheesh

[liquidstatik]

I've never seen those pictures on a pack of cigarettes :x

[SKATERMONKEY]

oh maybe thats just an aussie thing, In that case you guys are lucky.

[Moobs]

Yeah my ciggerettes just tell me I'm going to die and get cancer and stuff ;<

[Chojin]

I wish everything had pictures on it to reveal the CONSEQUENCES

A carton of soy milk would have a picture of some dude on his ibook, for example.

[kahljorn]

the thing i hate about cigarettes the most is their shitty taste, and then people say it tastes good. THATS THE WORST PART.

i do sort of like the taste of pipe tobacco, though.

[noob3]

I wish everything had pictures on it to reveal the CONSEQUENCES

A carton of soy milk would have a picture of some dude on his ibook, for example.

It would have some pretentious guy farting a nasty soy fart & have some chick in librarian glasses he was trying to take on a date looking like she is about to barf up some nasty chunks all over

[kahljorn]

maybe they should just let out the secret that they put feces into cigarettes so they'll burn more evenly and have a smooth flavor

feces

a big picture of feces with tobacco leaves all over on the front burning like an incense and some guy just whiffing it in trying to look like it's spring time maybe a bird on a branch above him

[Lenor]

I like to quit smokeing once every couple months for awhile, due to the lack of ambition it takes to light up the ciggarette, smoke it, flick the ashes, put it out. Such a waste of my energy!

[liquidstatik]

the thing i hate about cigarettes the most is their shitty taste, and then people say it tastes good. THATS THE WORST PART.

Sorry I like it so much ;<

[kahljorn]

finally it's about time somebody apologized