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Evil Robot
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:07 AM
I just broke the part of my bong that holds the slider!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 It's still usable because only the bottom portion broke so it still forms a seal but I mean WHAT THE FUCK? I already blew a hydualic line in my car and snaped the blade off my swiss army knife fixing it. What the fuck is next?

DeadKennedys
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:13 AM
What's next? Get a real knife, and roll a damn joint

Wiffle Bat
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:28 AM
Whoever uses swiss knives to fix a car. Get REAL tools made of candy! @_@

Evil Robot
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:36 AM
Alright, I half assedly fix the bong and its still not pulling right, but I smoked anyway so I'm good for now. As far as the car goes, my sebring is still parked in my mothers garage on the other side of town, but I can get there with an actuall hydraulic hose tommorow morning so thats good. But you just made a mistake dissing my swiss army knife repair skills, you see, I was a master mechanic back in the day and now I design and repair the machines that make the cars (chrysler, toyota and ford, chevy is still being cheap bastards and wont pay our prices so fuck them). I removed the clamp with the pliers attachment, then cut it back with the saw, inspected the coaxial reinforcement with the magnifieing glass, and then reatatched it with the pliers again. You couldn't do that with a $10,000 snap-on set so SHUT THE FUCK UP>

oh yeah, joints are a pain in the ass.

george
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:51 AM
your sebrig is at your mothers house.

Evil Robot
Feb 11th, 2007, 03:59 AM
Yes, it broke down less then a mile from there on my way to the mall. Why, do you not have a mother? bastard?

george
Feb 11th, 2007, 04:10 AM
your sebring broke down while you were on the way to the mall.

and now it is at your mothers house.

Wiffle Bat
Feb 11th, 2007, 05:08 AM
Maybe his mother's house was on the way to the mall? And I have fixed farm tractors with broken differentials and snapped con-rods with my Bob-The-Builder Tool Set ^__^

Moobs
Feb 11th, 2007, 05:11 AM
I did that at one of my house parties :(

But then I went to a shop and bought this broken one for £5, and fixed it up good ;D

RaNkeri
Feb 11th, 2007, 01:49 PM
In the beginning I though you were talking about your penis :x

I'll be going now.

kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 01:57 PM
rolling joints out of good weed is for dumb jerks >:

BONG ALL THE WAY MY GOOD MAN EVIL ROBOT

PS:
Make a gravity bong! Get one socket from a socket wrench kit (one that would make a nice bowl) and a 2 liter of soda. Drink the soda (or just use an already empty bottle) and cut the bottom off of the 2 liter. Take the cap and cut a hole in it just big enough for the socket, then put silly putty around the socket to seal it. Put 2 liter in a bucket or something that can fill it almost to the lid. Put weed in the lid, put the lid on the bong. Light the bong and pull upwards, the air pressure will cause the smoke to all go inside the 2 liter. When it's full (be careful filling it cause you can mess up and let a lot of smoke out) take the lid off. Put your mouth over the hole and push down, the air pressire will cause the smoke to go straight to your lungs :O
People call it a gravity/bucket bong but i think air pressure bong is a better description :O
that's actually what i smoke out of even th ough i have a bong.
You can also use the bowl from your old bong if you're smart about it.

maybe you could even seal the broken bong with silly putty. What won't it do?

Moobs
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:04 PM
There's quite a good gravity bong tut here:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8444/Gravity_Bong_Tutorial.html

It works some real wonders, truth ;D

kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 02:13 PM
GRAVITY BONG: A MASTER OF EFFICIENCY

GRAVITY BONG: SAVING WEED FROM ORPHAN GOD OF AIR

GRAVITY BONG: BRINGING THE FUN BACK IN TO LUNG COLLAPSE!

Lenor
Feb 11th, 2007, 07:21 PM
Or you could just do it ghetto style, get a empty can, crush in the middle, use a pin to poke some holes in the top (not too many or too big), make sure and poke a hole in the side for the carb, and kill your throat.

Remember drugs are bad, Unless its Controlled Substance Prescription Medication, Made in a government lab!

Goat Cheese
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:43 PM
for someone who smokes you sure are uptight

kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:51 PM
smoking weed out of a can is eve worse than smoking a joint

Goat Cheese
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:53 PM
whatever happened to a good old fashioned apple bong?

kahljorn
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:54 PM
apple pipe and that's about as worthless as the can >:

Goat Cheese
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:56 PM
how should I know. I never did drugs. Remember, I'm a rebel. Drugs are too mainstream.

Seven Force
Feb 11th, 2007, 08:59 PM
so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently

Goat Cheese
Feb 11th, 2007, 09:01 PM
so is having a worthwhile opinion on the subject at hand, apparently

OH SNAP.

eggyolk
Feb 11th, 2007, 10:04 PM
hey man do you have any drugs i can buy

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 12:31 AM
who's got the bud? :O

Geggy
Feb 12th, 2007, 10:08 AM
joints in cars, bongs at home.

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:15 PM
blunts in cars, joints at home, bongs at friends houses ;<

noob3
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:35 PM
bowls in cars, at my house, blunts at friends house :lol

ps i need tinted windows i always feel freaked out rolling down the 35 steering with my elbow lighting my bowl :o

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:37 PM
lol thats why you drive with blunts, silllly goose ;<

i like blunts the best, myself. there's some kind of community feeeling i get when passin a blunt ;o

Moobs
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:38 PM
Yeah I also like playing Bing Bong, I rule at that ;D

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:39 PM
i like doing that thing from beerfest[iforgot what its called :x] where you take a hit, take a shot, then exhale :o

noob3
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:41 PM
fuck blunts + driving ill get so high off a blunt to my lonesome while driving ill be afraid my car is going to bust a tire & my car will flip :/ i always get really scared if i get TOO high while driving :o

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:42 PM
hahaha i usually don't. but i always feel like everything outside of the car is fake and my windows are just big tv screens :x

noob3
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:44 PM
uh my windshield is cracked because i punched it, when i get high i'll truley believe that i can hear the wind coming through it & hear it shaking & stuff like it's ready to break & shred my eyes with saftey glass at any moment

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:46 PM
lol shh we're making pot look bad :x

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:48 PM
when i get high at home everything is so wonderful :D

noob3
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:48 PM
pft why would paranoia be a bad thing fear is one of my favorite emotions :lol

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:50 PM
i like getting pulled over when i don't have anything on me, then it's fun watchin 'em search the vehicle actin all pissy :x

noob3
Feb 12th, 2007, 02:52 PM
i h8 getting pulled over period

Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 05:25 PM
Im sXe .. except for the alchol, prescription meth and barbituate, any pain killer with hydro in the name or is an opiate.

But I dont smoke weed.

Ill be passed out in amsterdam befor round 2 begins. :/

Seven Force
Feb 12th, 2007, 05:33 PM
thats not straight-edge :rolleyes

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 05:34 PM
thats why you should give me your passs :x

Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 05:44 PM
seven - duhhh i was trying to be IRONIC!!! ha

I have 2 passes, one for me, one for someone with the ability to deal with staying in eroupe with me. HA

Nah pretty much anyone that doenst have to worry about getting to work or whatever, and is not deprived of all social skills.

Tropical
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:00 PM
Weed is stupid, try snorting herorin.

liquidstatik
Feb 12th, 2007, 07:15 PM
lenorr i dont know if i could handle you in real life ;<

kahljorn
Feb 12th, 2007, 10:37 PM
Smoking joints and blunts is uneconomical and ridiculous.
bongs.
Unananimous decision passed by me

Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:00 PM
liquid.. too bad bitch! I don't want any excuses ought you boi!

Kahl: Now, were would your stance be on hookah's, steam-roller's, and using it for baking purposes?

Evil Robot
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:00 PM
seven - duhhh i was trying to be IRONIC!!! ha

I have 2 passes, one for me, one for someone with the ability to deal with staying in eroupe with me. HA

Nah pretty much anyone that doenst have to worry about getting to work or whatever, and is not deprived of all social skills.
So you would like to take a chatty homeless person to Europe with you?

Lenor
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:05 PM
Sure, why not?

kahljorn
Feb 12th, 2007, 11:45 PM
hookahs suck

liquidstatik
Feb 13th, 2007, 02:14 AM
they're good with tabacccy :O

kahljorn
Feb 13th, 2007, 12:06 PM
Yea, but i s hould have you know i think smoking tobacco is pretty lame in itself. I've never felt high while smoking cigarettes.

noob3
Feb 13th, 2007, 12:08 PM
hell I smoke a pack a day and in the morning when I smoke my first cigarette I'll get sick some times

i definatley get high off cigarettes

kahljorn
Feb 13th, 2007, 12:19 PM
so getting sick constitutes being high?

I just don't get it. I used to smoke cigarettes a lot when i was a kid but at some point I discovered that they don't really do much to you.

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 13th, 2007, 12:42 PM
except give you cancer I should know. (I been smoking for over ten years)

liquidstatik
Feb 13th, 2007, 01:43 PM
Yeah, cigarettes suck. But, I enjoy the taste, especially the taste of that tobacco you can use for hookas. like baaaannanana :O

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 13th, 2007, 01:50 PM
yeah you know what else sucks the damn pictures they have on them now. Pictures of blackened lungs, gangrene and stuff like that. I GET IT. smokings bad for me sheesh

liquidstatik
Feb 13th, 2007, 01:51 PM
I've never seen those pictures on a pack of cigarettes :x

SKATERMONKEY
Feb 13th, 2007, 01:52 PM
oh maybe thats just an aussie thing, In that case you guys are lucky.

Moobs
Feb 13th, 2007, 01:57 PM
Yeah my ciggerettes just tell me I'm going to die and get cancer and stuff ;<

Chojin
Feb 13th, 2007, 04:28 PM
I wish everything had pictures on it to reveal the CONSEQUENCES

A carton of soy milk would have a picture of some dude on his ibook, for example.

kahljorn
Feb 13th, 2007, 06:47 PM
the thing i hate about cigarettes the most is their shitty taste, and then people say it tastes good. THATS THE WORST PART.

i do sort of like the taste of pipe tobacco, though.

noob3
Feb 13th, 2007, 06:57 PM
I wish everything had pictures on it to reveal the CONSEQUENCES

A carton of soy milk would have a picture of some dude on his ibook, for example.

It would have some pretentious guy farting a nasty soy fart & have some chick in librarian glasses he was trying to take on a date looking like she is about to barf up some nasty chunks all over

kahljorn
Feb 13th, 2007, 07:39 PM
maybe they should just let out the secret that they put feces into cigarettes so they'll burn more evenly and have a smooth flavor

feces

a big picture of feces with tobacco leaves all over on the front burning like an incense and some guy just whiffing it in trying to look like it's spring time maybe a bird on a branch above him

Lenor
Feb 13th, 2007, 08:00 PM
I like to quit smokeing once every couple months for awhile, due to the lack of ambition it takes to light up the ciggarette, smoke it, flick the ashes, put it out. Such a waste of my energy!

liquidstatik
Feb 13th, 2007, 09:57 PM
the thing i hate about cigarettes the most is their shitty taste, and then people say it tastes good. THATS THE WORST PART.

Sorry I like it so much ;<

kahljorn
Feb 13th, 2007, 10:06 PM
finally it's about time somebody apologized