MOCK WARS 2K7: Qualifiers - Free For All

[Mock Wars Admin]

These are the Mock Wars Qualifiers, and all registered competitors may post in this thread.

The topic of this thread is "Free For All":

Anything and everything goes in the free-for-all. Mock away at the other competitors and prove yourself to the voters in this thread. Remember that the more votes you get from qualifiers, the higher you'll be seeded, and you'll have an easier time in the single-elimination rounds.

You may post as often as you like.

Note that the image uploading utility is not ready yet. Those of you who want to use pictures may host them elsewhere until the utility is available.

[Misdemonar]

fck you

[Fathom Zero]

Look. I don't want to beat around the bush here, but I am, simply put, the greatest person ever. In the course of your lives, you'll encounter many "imitators", but I assure you that I am the real deal.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6836/kidbecamelrgjk6.jpg

A vote for Fathom Zero is a vote for integrity, freedom, and not a vote for any of the other bastards participating in this contest of internet related retardation.

[Lenor]

Blow my whistle bitch!

[kahljorn]

visual rebuttal:
http://www.redcreekinn.com/Smcinco.jpg

[kahljorn]

"people love me because I'm confident, and I'm confident about my hair"

[Fathom Zero]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/930/coveruy1.jpg

Yeah, well I have the aid of Uncle Sam-George.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/alirosepose.gif

[Misdemonar]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/2927/karinusa2ek6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"You want me babe?"

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6118/toyotasupraav4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"You'd better come get me"

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8428/manlyhotdogscy4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"Uh-oh!"

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

Are the hot dogs going to be inserted into her vagina, or what?

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/MEANWHILE.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Onscreen.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Enterprise_vs_Borg.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/EngineerMiller.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/CruiseSpock.jpg
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Enterprise.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

You guys are fags

[kahljorn]

yea take it from "JIXBY" (the faggiest name in the world).
I bet in some foreign gay language JIXBY means SPEAKEROFTHEGAYTONGUE

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/alirosepose2.gif

[Esuohlim]

Guys serously

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6314/coulierqx9.jpg

cut

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6314/coulierqx9.jpg

it

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6314/coulierqx9.jpg

out

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/INAPPROPRIATECONDUCT.jpg

YALL BETTA SEESE AN' DEESIS' NAW, THIS HERE QUALIFIES AS PUBLICKLY INDECENT.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Ernie85thmb125.jpg

Jesus had a mullet and he lived in a van,
Lived across from Walmart, was an easygoin man,
Don't judge him by his hair,
or the Velvet Elvis on the wall,
His belly layin' bare,
Or the beer cans in the hall,

Pick up a beer an,
Take a chill wiv JEESUS,
Pick up a bair an' sit right down,

Pick up a bud an',
take a chill wiv JEESUS,
Light up a joint an' SIT RIGHT DOWN

'Cause I'm talkin' 'bout
JEEEEESUS!

'Cause I'm talkin' 'bout
JEEEEESUS!

JEBUS!

So Jebus hotboxed his van,
And he wuz feelin' pretty free
So when the cops started chasin'
He just didn't see...

YEAH, I REMEMBA

WHAT JESUS SAID TA ME
HE SAID, "FUCK THE MAN!"


And then he hit a tree.
Pick up a beer an,
Take a chill wiv JEESUS,
Pick up a bair an' sit right down,

Pick up a bud an',
take a chill wiv JEESUS,
Light up a joint an' SIT RIGHT DOWN

[Esuohlim]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4724/ballotws0.gif

Indecipherable votes aren't counted. Just make it easier for the judges, seriously.

[xbxDaniel]

Y'know, at first I thought I'd probably get taken out of the mock wars fairly early. Looking at who I'm going up against, though, I'm pretty sure that I'll be advancing past the qualifiers.

Misdemeanor, the whole sex angle you have going for you is working great. I'm sure every adolescent on the board is going to vote for you. Great job, sport.

Jixby, that was short and sweet. I think you've got this in the bag, maybe you shouldn't just post at all anymore and just ride on the coat tails of that beauty.

Grislygus, a bird sticking a giant ass gun into another bird's ass is only funny for so long.

Chojin, we all know you're going to advance regardless.

Esouhilm, thanks for making this page a little less shitty.

Kahl, I'm disappointed. I expected better from you.

If for some reason you weren't included, it's because you weren't worth the effort.

[Lenor]

Dan, I would really like you to know just how bad I feel about the lack of effort I have put into making my post worth to be read by you. Just so were clear, trying to blow chojin, will only get you so far.

You Lose, Try again Later!

[Esuohlim]

OK Lenor:

Qualifiers ----> ooooooooo (this represents the group of qualifiers)

You --------> o (this represents you)

(you are represented outside the group of qualifiers)

If you need more clarification then just ask. As an addendum, I'd like to point out that I represent like seven of those o's in the qualifiers group :picklehat

[kahljorn]

Daniel,
I'm sorry I disappointed you I'll try to catch up to you but you've already got sixty points more than me.

Sincerely,
friend

[Lenor]

Maybe I wanted to be X's !!

[Nate Flax]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/comic1.jpg

[kahljorn]

YOU BETTER TURN OFF THOSE SIGNATURES DONT YOU KNOW THE RULES BOY

[kahljorn]

just kidding fuck the rules man resist question authority.

[Lenor]

Kahljorn- caps lock junkie.

[ArrowX]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/sq-happy_hat_lake_btm-vh1.jpg
Hey fellas, Ted here.
I have a feenin' that this is gonna be the most spiritually in tuned mock war in history. Forget Supergroup or any other of my recent endeavors. Forget those guys they aint not even on my level of musical talent.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/SI.jpg
Can I tag along Nuge?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/sq-happy_hat_lake_btm-vh1.jpg
Lick my shaft you little wiener, I'm tired of you little dike nuzzlers. You wouldn't make it in the mock wars! Its like the trials of the wild in these here parts! It would be like that time you and Sebastian sodomized each other after taking all that cheap speed. Only this time there would be no lube and more blood. So get lost you coattail riding little rodent before I fillet your prostate with a rusty arrowhead.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/SIsadnow.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/astroglide.jpg
The End For Now.

[kahljorn]

#Introducing:
http://www.stjohnfisherforum.org/images/book_images/the_apostle_of_common_sense.jpg
"It's a fact derived by common sense that sometimes people place emphasis on their speech, why, just as you just did with your underlinin' miss."

http://www.richardsharp.co.uk/images/shocked-girl.jpg

http://www.spectrumdata.com.au/uploads/shocked_girl.jpg
http://www.pcimagenetwork.com/express/p3.jpg

[Sethomas]

Using google image search in the qualifiers is just like that one movie where the kid thinks he's all badass because he's in a drag race and he's got nitro boosters so he uses the nitro boosters really early in the race only to find out that the asian guy has them too and the asian guy's are much better. And so the kid lost and he freaked out and ended up getting shot or some shit. I think Vin Diesel had lots of sex in that movie, too.

[Wiffle Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/zzzzzzz34.jpg

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Chinaman.jpg



http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Chickaman.jpg







http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PICTURES.jpg

[kahljorn]

Guys, sethomas is right. It'd suck to get second place in the qualifiers! I mean, sure, I'd move to the next round without sethomas the guy who has no nitros but what's that really worth when crazy asian guy is pulling tricks out of his ass?
Absolutely nothing.

Unless I make a come back at the end of the movie with some nitros and the power of my heart;o

[mburbank]

Step up to music stand...

clear throat quietly, briefly...


SING!

My Bologna has a first name,
It's David
My Bologna has a second name...
It's... Masterson.

My Bologna is named David Masterson
and it has an MBA
it's cut rate lunchmeat
and it does my taxes
and it has a fantasy life
in which it has an affair with my wife, but by it's actions, it's words, it's body language, it never indicates any aspect of this fantasy, it just does our taxes and then goes away until next year. I only know tge content of it's inner life because of my status as narrator. If you are still imagining me singing, you are imagining incorrectly. I stopped singing the first time I said "Masterson".


So deal with that reality. Mock that reality. Who are you people? None of you look the least bit familiar.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/PSYCHICNUTCRUNCH.gif

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

Grislygus what did your Tom Cruise thing have to do with me?

And why did you need to have Tom Cruise in Star Trek?

I am genuinely curious, I do not understand where you're going with that.

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

I mean it really seems like you were just thinking "someone mentioning me this is the perfect starting point for HILARITY."

I don't know, maybe what you said should've included something mocking? I mean I guess just being like "hey this is Dennis Miller saying something Dennis Miller-y" could be kind of funny, but you didn't really give it any real context.

I think if you wanna MOCK somebody you should think about saying or doing something that relates to them in some way.

Like if i was gonna make a joke about YOU, I would tie in how you're remarkably boring and have virtually no sense of what's funny and people would think it was funny because they'd think "yes Grislygus is just like that I understand this humor." I wouldn't be like "Hey guys know Grislygus?...What would it be like if we put some celebrities in SPAAAAAACE?!?!?"

[Lenor]

Is this the "Mock Wars" or the "photoshop wars"?

Ive started to become befuddled by the lack of words, being replaced with pictures.

[Grislygus]

Weeeeeeelllll, to give a partial answer to your question there, Mockwarrior, my work is an intricate and highly detailed representation of the human thought process.

Not sure where you got the idea that you were the starring centerpiece of it (especially due to the scant airtime on your part), but I'll just attribute it to those HIGHLY TRAINED MOCKING FORCE REFLECKSES!

That being said, however, my mighty heart was wounded by your cruel, barbed criticisms. Never before have I been mocked by someone of such monolithic genius...

I am The Mock Warrior!!

Are the hot dogs going to be inserted into her vagina, or what?

We should be roasting Grislygus, he sucks hard!

Word is zeldasbiggestfan has a secret web journal (http://www.xanga.com/zeldasbiggestjournal)

that guy is a weeeeeirdo


Okay, that last one was fucking funny, but still, someone who sounds exactly like Uncle_Shamtard shouldn't lecture others on what's boring, amirite?

[Fathom Zero]

Hey guys.

I suck.



"HEY LOOK, SELF DEPRECIATIVE AND SELF REFERENTIAL HUMOUR"

"FIVE STARS, BRAH!"

[Grislygus]

Hey Kahljorn, where the hell are you? I see you in the sidelines, but I don't see you out here. I'M making an ass of myself quite happily, so why don't you put out a little effort?

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Kahljorn,...why don't you put out a little...?

Yeah, like put out some penis for the Grisly Bear. :)

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/6640/highfiveck9.gif

DUUUUUUUUUDE.

[Lenor]

I vote for Zero, Self deprication is so 'IN' right now.

TheMockWarrior aparently struck a nerve in gris. He is now proveing his ability to form

[Lenor]

SIDEBAR: I HATE LAPTOPS, Sorry, hit the pad on accident.

....his ability to form complete paragraphs, without the help of 'google'.

[Fathom Zero]

WORDS ARE SO TOTALLY OUT, TUBGIRL.

[Misdemonar]

srsly guys don;t vote for me and you'll regret it :picklehat

[Jixby Phillips]

HOW DO YOU TURN YOUR SIGNATURE OFF???

[Jixby Phillips]

TESTING

[Jixby Phillips]

AAATRRGHHH

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS STINKS

ITS TOO HARD!

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

Grislygus your ability to quote things I've said is unparalleled.

[Lenor]

JIxbY is my HERO!


err or mortel enemy.

Either way!

[Fathom Zero]

IMMORTAL ENEMY! CAPS ARGH

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2898/630470557301ss500sclzzzki7.jpg

Google Images, F uck T he W orld

[Lenor]

Zero, they are separate references.


'Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high'

[Rongi]

shut up fatty

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Ernie85thmb125.jpg

Now lemme tell ya bout a story,
One that's laid with sin.
It's a tale that's long and gory,
About the kid who couldn't win.

Rolled up on outta nowhere,
In the town of Mocker-y,
Stared up into the clouds and he cursed out at the air.
Fixed a local with an evil glare,
And cursed him by degree,
But the local, he stood up and met the stranger's stare.

Lemme tell ya bout the din
From the stranger in the town
Just a kid who set to win
But now he's lyin' in the ground

Well that local watched the kid,
And he judged him for a tool.
He laughed aloud just to be rid,
Of the cocky, swagg'rin' fool.

The stranger called him out,
And mocked his meager stance.
So the local gave a shout,
and scorned the stranger's prance.

The stranger knew he was beat,
So he tried a condescending tone.
The local laughed and just ignored the little teat.

Lemme tell ya bout the din
From the stranger in the town
Just a kid who set to win
But now he's lyin' in the ground

Well the stranger bitched and moaned,
And ran off into the grass.
For years he howled and droned,
'Till God shot lightnin' up his ass
Lemme tell ya bout the din
From the stranger in the town
Just a kid who set to win
But now he's lyin' in the ground

Just another little moron
Compeatin' in I-Mockeree
But when they just induce a yawn
Ya gotta squish 'em like a flea

[Grislygus]

If you want to continue this little spat, Mockwarrior, you have to continue in verse. Retarded halfassing ain't gonna cut it no' mo'.

[FartinMowler]

These contests are like having sex with a fat women. Do I need to do a good job? Should I say "Oh ya baby" even though I'm only pretending to gratify myself ? :\ So today I'm working at a warehouse and this Black lady who is very nice keeps saying to me "You should go to Church you will like it" and I reply back "I don't believe in God and I'm sure I'm going to hell in a Hand Basket" she laughs and say's "What does that mean?" I reply "I'm fucked" and she asks if I fool around and I say she's not my type, she laughs and I watch her fat ass walk away. I go back to work looking at a stupid clock that is right in front of me that seems to be stuck at 2pm and I have 2 hours to go >:

[CaptainBubba]

I made brown while my gf was giving me a lumpkin what should I do you guys?

[CaptainBubba]

Shit srry I thought this was mock wars thread

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/makamaka.jpg

[Rongi]

does anybody have sum xbox codecs1???/

[Wiffle Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/IMAG0035.jpg

[Rongi]

nice books, faggot

[Rongi]

lookee here, looks like we got a reader

[Wiffle Bat]

You're just jealous because when an earthquake hits, and traps you in the rubble, you'll be stuck with Victoria's secret and Readers Digest, FOREV4R!!!1
)___(**

[Wiffle Bat]

I didn't know you liked to mail-order lingerie O_O

[Lenor]

Chojin Bought ME a DREAMCAST long time ago!


I be the fattiest fatty fat fat ever!

[Esuohlim]

MOCK WARS ROUND 1: CHOJIN VS. LENOR

Lenor: :love chojin :love

Chojin: haha all right time to break out the big guns here we've got ourselves a steadfast opponent

Lenor: remebr all the things we did irl

[Lenor]

One, you are required to take out your signature.

Two, you might want to read the entire thread befor posting.

Three, you sound gay, shut up.

[Lenor]

Esuohlim, was it not chojin, that won the last mockwar?

[Mock Wars Admin]

"The One and Only..." has been banned for one month for abusing his 'Mock Wars Participant' status and posting in a Mock Wars thread when he was not a competitor.

As you were.

[Esuohlim]

My apologies Chojin. I thought I was making fun of Lenor there, sorry.

[Lenor]

Fucking homo.

Esuohlim, you'd be a worthy opponent of goat fucker!

So, what you think about that?

[Esuohlim]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4324/wayneknightbr6.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Thank you for ruining the impact of my scathing rebuttal, page break >:

[Lenor]

I THINK YOUR IMAGE POST SUCKS!

[Wiffle Bat]

You could'a gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids ;__;

[Fathom Zero]

oh shit, things are getting sexual in here

[Fathom Zero]

You can cut the tension with a bat.

[Fathom Zero]

Over. :(

[Lenor]

I <3 Pancakes.

[Fathom Zero]

Or not.

[Fathom Zero]

Lenor, you should drop out of the running.

[Lenor]

F+U+C+K Y+O+U

[CaptainBubba]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor1.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor2.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor2.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor2.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor3.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor1.jpg

[Nate Flax]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/comic2.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

Woah you're a pretty good drawer!

What's that thing in his hand, is it a peice of shit

this dude is drawing dudes playing with peices of shit!

yuck!

[Jixby Phillips]

Why did you draw that stuff!

what gives

seriously that is gross and i hate it

i hate this guy! I don't like gross dudes !

this guy is a gross dude and i hate it!

[thebiggameover]

im in over my head on this war guys because i cant post images......



BUT


xbxDaniel - eat some dicks

mburbank- your old

jixby- welcomd to the family guy wrighting staff!!!

gurawtfspell- keep up the good work....

everybodyelse- dont woorie the steelers didnt make the playoffs also!

[Womti]

a vote for WHAT is a vote aginst cancer

[Fathom Zero]

ugh

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5899/slashedwristvk8.jpg

[Nate Flax]

Well then, Fathom...I'll just try to bare that in mind for next time.

[FartinMowler]

Nate Flax needs a kick in the balls :sleep

[Rongi]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor1.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor2.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor2.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor2.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor3.jpg

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w8/CaptainBubba/Lenor1.jpg

Bubba, i thought out of all the participiants, you'd at least have enough dignity not to be another jixby clone

[kahljorn]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/fartmobile.jpg

[CaptainBubba]

RONGI

OH GOD THANK GOD

I GOT BACK TO MY COMPUTER IN TIEM

OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD I GOT HER IN TIME

ITS VERY IMPORTANT

SUCK A DICK FGT.

[CaptainBubba]

HEY IM POSTING A SECOND TIME

WITH ALMSOT NO DELAY

TO MAKE A CORRWECTION TO MY LAST

POST INST THIS WACKY WHY DUIDNT I JUST POST ONCE

HAHA

SUCK 5 DICKS FGT

[kahljorn]

I created this chart because I expected more from lenor. I expected more from lenor because usually she's such a boring, unintelligible twat that i thought it shouldn't be difficult to improve. It's very SCIENTIFIC so I know it's not full of jokes but this is meant to be an accurate chart- i can't taint science with jokes.

ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF THE TRUTH:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/jokiness.jpg

Honestly with all your big talk about how you were going to pull out all the stops and really show your stuff this is pathetic.

[CaptainBubba]

Thats a really awesome chart man. did Stephen Colbert help you with it? Hes a funny guy dude. I mean, you took something silly and made it serious and boring as fuck and a huge eyesore with nothing funny in it at all whats not to like. I say the haha, jokiness, of your chart is off the scales my friend! :lol

[CaptainBubba]

Also fuck you and die in a fire

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/Copyofold20woman.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9683/tardchucksmw7.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

How long did it take you to make that, Fartin?

[Fathom Zero]

Anyone want to help me make some barbecue?

[Fathom Zero]

Look where searching for roasted hands got me.

HERE BE CANNIBALS
CANNIBALISM IN CANADA


[About the early 18th century] Jesuit missionaries witnessed a similar ritual [to the Brazilian Tupinamba] among the Hurons of Canada. The victim was an Iroquois man who had been captured along with several other companions while they were fishing on Lake Ontario. The Huron chief in charge of the ritual explained that the Sun and the God of War would be pleased by what they were about to do. It was important not to kill the victim before daybreak, so at first they should only burn his legs. Also, they ought not to have sexual intercourse during the night. The prisoner, his hands bound, alternately shrieking with pain and singing a song of defiance learned as a child for just this occasion, was brought indoors, where he was set upon by a crowd armed with brands of burning bark. As he reeled from one end of the room to the other, some people seized his hands, ‘breaking the bones thereof by sheer force; others pierced his ears with sticks they left in them.’ Whenever he seemed ready to expire, the chief intervened ‘and ordered them to cease tormenting him, saying it was important that he should see daylight.’ At dawn he was taken outside and forced to climb on to a platform built on a wooden scaffold so that the entire village could watch what was happening to him – the scaffold making do as a sacrificial platform in the absence of flat-topped pyramids reared for such purposes by the Mesoamerican states. Four men now took over the task of tormenting the captive. They burned his eyes, applied red-hot hatchets to his shoulders, and thrust burning brands down his throat and into his rectum. When it was apparent that he was about to die, one of the executioners ‘cut off a foot, another a hand, and almost at the same time a third severed the head from the shoulders, throwing it into the crowd where someone caught it’ to carry to the chief, who later made ‘a feast therewith.’ The same day a feast was also made of the victim's trunk, and on their way home the missionaries encountered a man ‘who was carrying upon a skewer one of his half-roasted hands.’
Marvin Harris, Cannibals and Kings: The Origin of Cultures, Glasgow, 1978, p. 115

[Fathom Zero]

lol, those damned Canadians and their hilarious antics.

[Fathom Zero]

You guys suck major dick, you know that?

Here I am, wanting a friend to make barbecue with and you all ignore me

well fuck you guys

[Womti]

hey fathom is it ok that I cant photoshop

[Fathom Zero]

WHO ARE YOU?

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT ARE YOU?

[Womti]

ORVILLE REDERNBACHER

[kahljorn]

captain bubba if you can't perform in a professional atmosphere i think maybe you should just keep out of the drawing room pal there's man stuff going on and i dont think you can keep up. now bring me some tea. oh and nice richard colbert comparison yea he was the first person to ever make a chart I'm really happy to be placed on his level.

also die choking on a fat cock you giant cock-warbler. maybe you can keep a little more professional in your proper atmosphere.
whoa maybe that's too much psychology for you but chin up anyhow and give us a smile.

[Jixby Phillips]

chill out dude why is everyone fighting!

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/FathomZero.jpg

[Womti]

yeah jixby lets all go suck d*ck's

[Fathom Zero]

Srsly, guys. We need to calm the fuck down.

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1946/calmdown2lw6.jpg

[Lenor]

Sure, make fun of the grl with the friends.

Kahl, your the only idiot taking this seriously.

Jumping on the bandwagon, I shall go suck some dick now!

FO SHO

[Fathom Zero]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1322/wally2uz2.jpg

Funny, Lenny, but it won't get you anywhere with these guys.

Yup. STRAIGHT-UP GAY.

[Grislygus]

Let's quit the ruse, we all know who the forerunners are.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/members.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7010/wally2uz2tv6.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Did you use the cast of Jackass or the band The Bloodhound Gang?

[Grislygus]

HEY HEY WERE THE MUNKEES

[Grislygus]

NO WAY WERE THE JUNKEES

[Grislygus]

Who and What is Captain Amazing?!?

Captain Amazing is the latest alternative to the cover bands that you might find on the local and regional music scene today. With the combination of the driving rhythm section and the versatile guitars, the tunes delivered are punctuated with hard hitting horn lines, keyboard harmonies, and other percussive effects to bring you a cover band experience unlike no other. You'll hear tunes that you thought had just faded into the background and had become forgotten. Instead, they have been revamped and rebuilt in such a way that you will end up asking these guys for more.

[Fathom Zero]

So some generic Myspace band, eh?

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.myspace.com/armedtofight

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Jixby.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3426/untitledzs7.png

[Fathom Zero]

Who wants to cut some rug with me!?

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/914/cut20a20rug20jenny20andpv4.jpg

I'm the sexy one.

[Rongi]

Fartin's first post in the roast thread made me giggle like an idiot because of the juvenile humor plus the fact that he's probably 10 years older than the second-oldest person on the boards.

Really? Because I find it pathetic that someone who claims to have a wife and children has enough time on his hands to draw penises on some ugly kid he's never met before.

Let's take a look into the wacky world of fartin mowler!

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/fartin1.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/fartin2.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/fartin3.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/fartin4.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/fartin5.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/fartin6.jpg

[kahljorn]

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/toybox_080106_4.jpg
Hi I'm fartinmowler, and like most ugly old people, I have a lot of nothing to say, and i say it a lot and more than once

for example did you know that fart jokes are still hilarious?
it's true.

I like to sit on my couch naked in my livingroom and watch people walk by.
I share many MOs with child molesters. i touch children in my snow mobile
but that's okay because i have a lot to say
because i have life experience

[kahljorn]

Long in the tooth
Long in the tooth
I'm lookin' round the corner
And I'm long in the tooth

Waiter, hey check please
In the corner booth
I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth

Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer
He carried up and married up
A midwest hoosier

Coffee beans
Fax machines
Playin' like a schmoozer
He's gettin' rather long in the tooth

Oysterhead, Zeppelin Led
Shoulda heard what granny said
Paco de Lucia never seen a man like Flouncin' Fred

Wrapped up
Tapped out
Crapped on
Bled

He's feelin' rather long in the tooth

Long in the tooth
Long in the tooth
Mother Nature's greedy when
You're long in the tooth
You ain't afraid of dying
But you're terrified of youth
You must be gettin' rather
Long in the tooth

[FartinMowler]

Hello my name is Rongi, I'm a cartoonist/Harry Potter fan

http://www.techgnosisweb.com/wp-content/jason.jpg


I used to be in the circus until I got my head stuck up my ass :tear

http://www.crazynews.net/dp/files/2-282.jpg

Here I am in my local village getting my first doctors exam

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Gallery/mollah.JPG

And here is a picture of my best friend Matt :love

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/%7Emaltun/halloween/matt-the-pedophile.jpg

[Rongi]

Ah, the old "desperately search google for funny pictures to fit my uncreative captions!!" tactic.

[FartinMowler]

I've never ridden a Snowmobile :\

[Rongi]

You've probably never left the house either, Boo Radley

[kahljorn]

Hi I'm fartin mowler,
I touch children in my imaginary snow mobile :pac

[Fathom Zero]

hi im fathom zero
I like to make jokes.

[Fathom Zero]

OR AM I?

[mburbank]

Is this still that nursing home?

[ArrowX]

Fuck this, this is gay.

















http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/SIsadnow.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Hey kahljorn, I have a quick survey question here.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5871/mensroomct5.jpg http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9854/womensroomez3.jpg

Which bathroom? I just need to, uh, clear up some confusion.

[Esuohlim]

Oh wait haha I've figured it out

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7084/ohmanid1.jpg

serious lol here

[kahljorn]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/restroom-signscopy.jpg

:eek even handicap accessible

[kahljorn]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/restroomsign.jpg

:eek lol i didn't even know they made signs like that

look out for the three legged guy i hear he has two and a half asscracks.