Victoria Secret Swimsuits [Archive]

punkgrrrlie10

Apr 8th, 2003, 11:49 PM

So I'm looking through my catalogue of things I can't afford and see a bikini that I like.

It's leather and there is in small print "not to be used in water"

1. who is stupid enough to put leather in water and
2. why would you make a friggin bikini out of leather?

Bastards. >:

mburbank

Apr 9th, 2003, 12:01 AM

I'm sorry, the only part of that which makes sense to me is that you are looking at hot swim suits and you like the leather bikini. The rest is just so much noise. In fact, everything is pretty much just noise now except that one clear thought and that's what it's going to be like for the next few hours if I know me.

Thanks for the gumball, Mickey.

Anonymous

Apr 9th, 2003, 12:52 AM

JonSwift

Apr 9th, 2003, 01:46 AM

Well, when the leather is on the cow it is known as cowhide.
Only after the cowhide has gone through the complex proccess of TANNING does it become leather.

So your answer to question #1 is incorrect.

Anonymous

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:03 AM

I didn't know that Misinformation Man had a crappy character of his own.

Professor Cool

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:05 AM

He doesn't have a very colorful name as MM :(

JonSwift

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:09 AM

Whats more colorful than eating dead babies?
Ever read A Modest Proposal ?

Professor Cool

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:10 AM

Flesh and blood red dont match :(

I like the new guy :)

Apr 9th, 2003, 08:09 AM

HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA

VA-VA-VOOOOM

:howl

You should call them up and ask them why they'd make a bikini that's not meant for swimming. Then some poor underpaid customer service person has to explain it's an 'erotic garment' or what have you.

Spectre X

Apr 9th, 2003, 09:31 AM

FS, I like your new Grim Fandango avatar.

anyhoo, a leather bikini not meant for swimming sucks major ass. unless it's on a woman I'm screwing :lol

kellychaos

Apr 9th, 2003, 10:38 AM

In fact, everything is pretty much just noise now except that one clear thought and that's what it's going to be like for the next few hours if I know me.

Thanks for the gumball, Mickey.

Wow! The Masters & Johnson stock just rose a 1/4 point on the NYSE. Coincidence? I think not. :)

Helm

Apr 9th, 2003, 01:33 PM

I very much second Burbank's sentiment.

mburbank

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:09 PM

I'm not proud of it

The Unseen

Apr 9th, 2003, 02:47 PM

Max, every time i talk to you, it feels like im talking to spaceghost :/

Mockery

Apr 9th, 2003, 03:21 PM

I'm not proud of it

Not proud of what... your Manties (http://www.manties.net)?

FartinMowler

Apr 9th, 2003, 03:31 PM

Man boob leather bra for Italian stereotype

punkgrrrlie10

Apr 9th, 2003, 06:47 PM

Even if it is "erotic clothing", anything that's erotic that can't get wet, blows.

The Retro Kat

Apr 9th, 2003, 07:45 PM

Whats more colorful than eating dead babies?
Ever read A Modest Proposal ?

Your quote from Sealab didn't belong, asswipe. Not only did you insult the subject matter of this thread, but insulted that excellent television show as well. Asswipe.

I wonder how leather feels against naked skin. If it feels good, then a leather bikini makes sense for comfort reasons only. I, however, don't know if it does or not.

Les Waste

Apr 9th, 2003, 07:58 PM

You raging dumbass. Sealab 2021 didn't invent A Modest Proposal. Jonathan Swift was a real person, who existed in reality, and really wrote that essay.

>: >:

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 9th, 2003, 08:04 PM

Why would you want to buy a leather bikini? Isn't a bikini supposed to be worn in the water? If you didn't go in the water, you would get sweaty, and it will stick to you.

The Retro Kat

Apr 9th, 2003, 08:27 PM

Apparently I didn't know that.

JonSwift

Apr 9th, 2003, 11:31 PM

Apparently I didn't know that.
Well APPARENTLY your other self thought he knew something, silly DOPPELGANGER.

WTF IS A DOPPLEGANGUR LOL? (http://webhome.idirect.com/~donlong/monsters/Html/Doppelga.htm)

Les Waste

Apr 10th, 2003, 12:26 AM

I think I like the cut of Jon Swift's jib.

Jixby Phillips

Apr 10th, 2003, 12:38 AM

So by retro kat's thought process, if you reference the same thing something else references, you are making a reference to that something else making the same reference as you. Fantastic. Makes perfect sense.

sadie

Apr 10th, 2003, 05:51 AM

:lol
the moral of this story? retroboy is a fucking moron.

The Unseen

Apr 10th, 2003, 06:35 AM

Again, I came to this thread thinking there would be pictures :blah

Apr 10th, 2003, 07:06 AM

Even if it is "erotic clothing", anything that's erotic that can't get wet, blows.

True. Perhaps it's intended specifically for the kind of sex where there's very little wetness involved. :/
*wh-tsh*

kellychaos

Apr 10th, 2003, 02:02 PM

I'm not proud of it

Not proud of what... your Manties (http://www.manties.net)?

"Behold, the "manssiere"!"

- Kramer

http://www.unfitforsociety.net/musesfool/manssiere-1.jpg

punkgrrrlie10

Apr 10th, 2003, 03:51 PM

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V127167.jpg

Anonymous

Apr 10th, 2003, 04:01 PM

what is going on with her boobs there

punkgrrrlie10

Apr 10th, 2003, 04:13 PM

They are shackled together in very tight clothing in violation of amnesty international standards.

Apr 10th, 2003, 04:21 PM

FREE THOSE POOR BASTARDS! FREE THEM!!! >:

sspadowsky

Apr 10th, 2003, 04:47 PM

Amen, FatSatan. Amen.

*lights candle*
________
JAILBROKEN (http://jailbroken.org/)

kellychaos

Apr 11th, 2003, 12:31 PM

what is going on with her boobs there

Are you talking about the apparent ... umm ... imbalance of them?

slavemason

Apr 11th, 2003, 12:51 PM

Unoppressed breasts are best!
Say that five times fast.

Jeanette X

Apr 11th, 2003, 06:01 PM

No, this is boobs in bondage.

http://www.my-lingerie.co.uk/shop/images/products/9001.jpg

Boy do I want one of those... :love

Apr 11th, 2003, 06:07 PM

People tend to casually throw the term around a lot, but this truly is the best thread ever.

The Retro Kat

Apr 11th, 2003, 06:36 PM

Those titties are in glory.

punkgrrrlie10

Apr 11th, 2003, 07:56 PM

Should we rename the thread to "post your victoria's secret picture thread"

FartinMowler

Apr 11th, 2003, 07:59 PM

I just like the fact that the girls are posting the pictures (I hope there girls)

punkgrrrlie10

Apr 11th, 2003, 08:03 PM

Underwear is very important to girls.

Matt Harty

Apr 11th, 2003, 08:04 PM

Why arent you posting pictures Fartin?

FartinMowler

Apr 11th, 2003, 08:07 PM

My wife is shy when it comes to digital

Matt Harty

Apr 11th, 2003, 08:10 PM

I meant you, silly. :)

Jeanette X

Apr 11th, 2003, 09:27 PM

This model looks like her top fell off right in the middle of the shoot and she's looking for it!

http://www.sultryadult.com/lingerie/pics/+la9905.jpg

The Unseen

Apr 11th, 2003, 11:46 PM

That picture makes my pants feel funny :/

Johannas

Apr 12th, 2003, 12:15 AM

http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/45/30/1337Pics/1/17.jpg

Thats good....(sorry its small)

http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/45/30/1337Pics/1/18.jpg

Thats......MOM????

Anyway, this was off Maxim's hometown Girls thing......

Apr 12th, 2003, 07:21 AM

What is it with you and thumbnail pictures, Johannas?

kellychaos

Apr 12th, 2003, 10:08 AM

No, this is boobs in bondage.

http://www.my-lingerie.co.uk/shop/images/products/9001.jpg

Boy do I want one of those... :love

Amnesty International does not play favorites ... all boobies ... big and small ... shall be free ... we won't stop until our mission is accomplished. :)

AChimp

Apr 12th, 2003, 08:03 PM

Forget about Victoria Secret. You should get a Wicked Weasel bikini... except I don't think they'd be legal to wear anywhere except Europe. :/

Mockery

Apr 12th, 2003, 08:08 PM

FREE THOSE POOR BASTARDS! FREE THEM!!! >:

"When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my boobies gooooo..."

Anonymous

Apr 12th, 2003, 09:24 PM

Underwear is very important to girls.

Not really. And victorias secret is totally making all their money based on how dumb women are... paying 30 dollars for a pair of underwear! Do you know how many cakes 30 dollars can buy you?! It's just underwear. You can't even eat their underwear! absurd!~

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 12th, 2003, 09:56 PM

What about that underwear that Hersey's® makes?

Anonymous

Apr 13th, 2003, 01:19 AM

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 13th, 2003, 01:22 AM

IT DOES!

Les Waste

Apr 13th, 2003, 02:58 AM

This thread gives me such a raging erection that it's ridiculous..

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 13th, 2003, 03:02 AM

IT DOES!

Jeanette X

Apr 13th, 2003, 03:20 PM

Not really. And victorias secret is totally making all their money based on how dumb women are... paying 30 dollars for a pair of underwear! Do you know how many cakes 30 dollars can buy you?! It's just underwear. You can't even eat their underwear! absurd!~

I don't buy Victoria's Secret. I only buy discounted lingerie...that stuff is expensive.
You can usually find some very nice robes at thift stores. I got a gorgous green 100% silk robe for like 4$ once...
I also have a nice set similiar to this (only in red) that I picked up for next to nothing...

http://www.jillsgarden.com/catalogimages/8463.jpg

And by the way....there is underwear that you can eat. You can even get them in pina colada flavors if you really look.

http://www.condom-warehouse.com/cat162.gif

Anonymous

Apr 13th, 2003, 03:28 PM

I have heard they all taste and feel like fruitrollups. Is that true?

Jeanette X

Apr 13th, 2003, 03:30 PM

I really don't know...I've never eaten a pair.

Apr 13th, 2003, 04:21 PM

I uh, heard they're really too tough and sticky to serve to much erotic effect.

punkgrrrlie10

Apr 13th, 2003, 05:40 PM

Underwear is the only clothing I spend money on b/c the only person who matters, who I'm trying to impress is going to see it.