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Orgazmo
Apr 9th, 2003, 03:53 PM
a little creepy
http://www.clan-sc.net/forums/uploads/post-2-1049781610.jpg

AIYEEE!!!
http://www.clan-sc.net/forums/uploads/post-2-1049781631.jpg

HOLY FUCK!!![/size][/b]
http://www.clan-sc.net/forums/uploads/post-2-1049781653.jpg

FartinMowler
Apr 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM
what the hell kinda spider is that? bastard now I know I will have a bad dream tonight.

Ninjavenom
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:23 PM
I hope you hammered that bitch into the wall .>:

8-) >: spiders >: 8-)

Jeanette X
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:26 PM
:faint What kind of spider is that?! I want to look it up and make damn sure that there are none in my region. 8-)

FS
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:27 PM
If I saw a spider like that in my house... I would set my house on FIRE. >:

Jeanette X
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:30 PM
I thought you would be used to stuff like that FS, living in Australia and all...

FS
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:37 PM
Maybe it's time I start using my Location field to give away my actual location so people don't keep getting mixed up with my title :(

Jixby Phillips
Apr 9th, 2003, 05:54 PM
that is creepy as fuck.

UnDeath
Apr 9th, 2003, 06:28 PM
:boot
KILL THAT DAMN THING!
I HATE spiders! :faint 8-)

Zomboid
Apr 9th, 2003, 06:39 PM
Where the fuck do you live? 8-)

Generator86
Apr 9th, 2003, 06:56 PM
I have no problems with spiders unless they invade my house, or when they're as big as that one. Then it's time to bust out some hardcore arachnicide. :faint If that doesn't happen first, of course.

Cap'n Crunch
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:06 PM
If I saw a spider like that, I would melt it because it is plastic.

Matt Harty
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:58 PM
It's too hairy to be plastic

Orgazmo
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:06 PM
If I saw a spider like that, I would melt it because it is plastic.
....Much like your penis.

Rongi
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:06 PM
I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS >: >: >: >: >:

DID YOU KNOW:

People are more afraid of spiders then they are of death :)?

soundtest
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:14 PM
When I was in China I woke up to one exactly like that on the wall right beside my bed. My friend woke up with a cockroach almost that big on his crotch. Good times. :rock

And Fartin... you look so handsome today :love

Professor Cool
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:22 PM
Mmmm Spider Legs :yum

Esuohlim
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:10 AM
I have no problem with spiders. :|

Cap'n Crunch
Apr 10th, 2003, 09:51 AM
OMG Orgazmo, you are making me laugh so LOUD! They can put fake hair on a plastic spider.

Matt Harty
Apr 10th, 2003, 11:19 AM
What did Orgazmo have to do with it...

Skulhedface
Apr 10th, 2003, 03:40 PM
*SQUASH*

Spectre X
Apr 10th, 2003, 03:58 PM
I think Orgazmo lives in Brazil, becasue that thing looks like a tarantula with long legs, meaning it could be a Banana Spider.

They BITE VERY EASILY!!! :faint

KILL IT!!!! >:

:boot

KILL I SAY!!!!! :die

starz
Apr 10th, 2003, 04:08 PM
:/

Cap'n Crunch
Apr 10th, 2003, 05:21 PM
If I saw a spider like that, I would melt it because it is plastic.
....Much like your penis.

That is why I am being sarcastic twords Orgazmo.

Evil Robot
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:12 PM
Arachnida Araneae Lycosidae, not plastic. you dipshits.

liquidstatik
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:22 PM
I hate spiders >:

Evil Robot
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:27 PM
You shouldnt fear spiders, there indiferent to humans. What you should fear are savanah monitors. The only thought on the mind of a monitor lizard is how it could kill everybody around it. They dont get that big but there pure evil.

Jeanette X
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:53 PM
Arachnida Araneae Lycosidae, not plastic. you dipshits.

Thats a wolf spider, right? And its a kind of wolf spider that doesn't live in New England, right? RIGHT?!

Evil Robot
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:59 PM
No spiders like that here, thank god. We have wolf spiders but not that particular kind.

Captain Robo
Apr 10th, 2003, 10:54 PM
THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BROWN RECLUSE! :eek

SOMEBODY CALL JOHN GOODMAN :(

Captain Robo
Apr 10th, 2003, 10:57 PM
Furthermore, how did it squeeze itself under the clock?

Skulhedface
Apr 11th, 2003, 09:23 AM
I'd rather not know how it got under that clock.

Spiders don't bother me, but spiders that friggin' big scare the bejesus out of me.

sadie
Apr 11th, 2003, 09:30 AM
given the title of this thread, my assessment is that either orgazmo has a thing for spiders or he's a hormone-ridden adolescent type.

Esuohlim
Apr 11th, 2003, 11:15 AM
Why is the first impulsive move of Orgazmo seeing a huge spider is taking pictures of it? >:

Evil Robot
Apr 11th, 2003, 01:37 PM
spider porn!

kellychaos
Apr 11th, 2003, 02:24 PM
I have no problems with spiders unless they invade my house, or when they're as big as that one. Then it's time to bust out some hardcore arachnicide. :faint If that doesn't happen first, of course.

I saw a documentary about spiders where the subject came up to an etymologist as to what's the biggest a spider could get, ect. He said that, due to physics, gravity versus the strength of the exoskeleton, ect. that some varieties of tarantula are the biggest they can feasibly get. It put all the hoaky 1950s nuclear giant spider movie conjecture to rest. To me, that's good and bad, in a way. I wanted to see a giant spider taking out a multi-story building at least once in my lifetime.

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/07.25.02/gifs/spiders-0230.jpg

davinxtk
Apr 11th, 2003, 02:43 PM
The largest spider ever found was an african bird eating spider, it was 11.5 inches long.

Interestingly enough, there was one featured in the crocodile hunter movie. Scary fuckers.

Cap'n Crunch
Apr 11th, 2003, 03:18 PM
The manilest women ever found was davinxtk. He was found on the I-Mockery boards posting useless knowledge. That spider does look fake though.

Skulhedface
Apr 11th, 2003, 04:51 PM
This paged stayed on-topic and didn't stray until JUST NOW.

I think that's a new I-Mockery record (unless I missed something)

The only spider I could ever like fights a Green Goblin.

Cap'n Crunch
Apr 11th, 2003, 04:57 PM
Now it is in topic because I edited my post.

UnDeath
Apr 11th, 2003, 05:23 PM
fake or not, I still hate spiders...
looking at them pictures gimmie the creeps... >:

ItalianStereotype
Apr 11th, 2003, 05:31 PM
This paged stayed on-topic and didn't stray until JUST NOW.

I think that's a new I-Mockery record (unless I missed something)

The only spider I could ever like fights a Green Goblin.

before these boards were completely overwhelmed by worthless fucktards it was a land of milk and honey. you guys all took one collective shit on perfection.

Jeanette X
Apr 11th, 2003, 05:42 PM
THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING BROWN RECLUSE!

That is NOT a Brown Recluse. A Brown Reculse has a distinct violin shaped marking on it's back.

http://www.poisoncenter.org/images/brown%20recluse%20pic.jpg

See?

Furthermore, how did it squeeze itself under the clock?

I thought Orgazmo smashed it with the clock.

Zomboid
Apr 11th, 2003, 06:03 PM
The largest spider ever found was an african bird eating spider, it was 11.5 inches long.

Interestingly enough, there was one featured in the crocodile hunter movie. Scary fuckers.

Yeah, in a museum a while ago they had one of those. There was a picture of one in the middle of a dinner plate with it's legs stretched out and it WAS BIGGER 8-)

Evil Robot
Apr 11th, 2003, 06:56 PM
Normaly a simple rolled up newspaper could make short work of any spider, but that fucking thing warrants the use of small arms fire. As a gun enthusiast I would recommend a high-end air rifle such as an RWS or perhaps a rimfire .22 caliber rifle like the ruger 10/22. Always shoot at point blank as you arent aware of any countermeasures that spider is capable of.

Captain Robo
Apr 11th, 2003, 07:14 PM
NO IT HAS SPIDER SENSE :lol