I Cut My Hair

[Generator86]

Because I was bored, had money, and was sick of having to use two handfuls of shampoo every time I washed it, I cut my hair today. Before, it was pretty much down to my waist. Now it doesn't even touch the collar of my shirt. They put it into a ponytail and sent it to some charity for kids with cancer so they could make a wig out of it or something. I guess I did my good deed for the month.

[Jixby Phillips]

I skipped breakfast today. I woke up kind of late and had to get to class. I could have gotten something on the way out I suppose. But I only have 2 classes, I guess I thought It wouldn't kill me to wait. Luckily my second class got out early, because I was so hungry.

[Matt Harty]

I woke up today and had some instant breakfast. I went to my classes and fell asleep in 3/4 of them. I had track practice, but it was cold so I got out early. Then I took a shower because I was sweaty.

[Protoclown]

I took a massive shit today. I mean, that thing hurt coming out. It was like a freight train coming out of my ass.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I woke up today. I went to the computer, went onto the I-Mockery boards, and I saw Protoclown talking about his massive freight train shit. I laughed, and then I posted this.

[Protoclown]

I copied Jixby's idea today. :(

[!!!!]

I trimmed my fingernails today. I mean, they were getting almost long. I'm so proud that I didn't pay someone to trim them for me!


EDIT: I also wiped my ass.

[UnDeath]

today, I looked at this board after getting out of my classes, saw this thread, and the posts thereafter, and decided I wasnt going to hop on the bandwagon.

fuck. :|

[whoreable]

Oh and today I went to school. I went to joke understanding class today. It wasnt very fun. I had a test! And teacher scolded me for sleeping in class. At least I ate a well balanced meal and then came here to post this.

[Professor Cool]

After getting out of work I slept today >:

[Ninjavenom]

Because I was bored, had money, and was sick of having to use two handfuls of shampoo every time I washed it, I cut my hair today.


How dare you, sir. >:

How dare you. >:

[Esuohlim]

Today I saw a blimp. :/

[Skulhedface]

Today I will eat a blimp.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw a Saturn Blimp.

[sadie]

i like long hair on men. :(

[glowbelly]

i like pickles.

[Captain Robo]

:bestthread

[Matt Harty]

I love people who post only Emoticons

[Esuohlim]

I don't eat catbread. :(

[Matt Harty]

I don't understand why you feel the need to post.

[Esuohlim]

I don't eat catbread. :(

[Matt Harty]

You suck at life :)

[slavemason]

Arby's Beef & Cheddars gives me the splatters. >: Horsey sauce makes it burn. :)

[Ninjavenom]

I'm rather fond of my fake-me-out solid snake mullet. :(

[Spectre X]

I once kicked a man. :)

[Bod]

I am the first to notice? If he cut his own hair, who are this mysterious 'they' that put his hair in a ponytail to make into a wig?

Just call me Poirot

[Les Waste]

I just assumed that by "I cut my hair," he meant he went to a place that cuts hair and turns it into wigs for bald children. :(

Today my nose started bleeding for no reason. I think I lost a pint of blood through my nose just now.

[Cap'n Crunch]

My nose bled at night one time, and then when I woke up, half of my head was soaked in blood.

[Esuohlim]

Did you almost die?

[Generator86]

Sorry to be misleading when I said that "I" cut my hair. I meant that I went to a barber shop to get my hair butchered.

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with sending excess hair to try to give cancer-stricken kids a sense of self-worth by applying it to a wig so they don't get laughed at and picked on in school, even though everyone who knows them will know that they're wearing a wig, thus making them even bigger targets for the bullies and miscreants in their class.

Eh, fuck it. I stand by my decision.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Did they give you the hair cut for free when you donated your hair?

[Generator86]

No. >: I still had to pay about $18 for it. Oh, well. Like I said, it was for a good cause, right? RIGHT?

Lawd have mercy, what have I done?

[The Unseen]

I dont use shampoo no matter what hairstyle i have :)

[UnDeath]

Ajax and motor oil. anything else is for failures.