I hate Avril and i want her gone...

[SisterOFMercy]

if i see one more moronic child wearing a tie over a regular t-shirt.. >:

[!!!!]

Good plan! I have never thought about hating her!

[UnDeath]

EGAD!
I hope a couple of Dobermans eat her alive while a midget pornstar analy rapes her with a strap on >:

[Jeanette X]

Sweet Baby Jesus, tell me about it. I hate her with a passion unequaled.

[FlakTrooper]

I was doing that tie thing way back in the day, but people just thought I was a stupid idiot...which I was.

[Generator86]

Come on, people! How can you hate somebody who epitomizes the very idea of punk? She's not the brainchild of record company executives who base their next superstar artist solely on market research. She's too PUNK, goddamnit! Wearing a tie over a t-shirt screams "individuality". You're all just jealous that you can't be an 18-year old Canadian who's never heard a single Sex Pistols song in her life, couldn't skate even if you put a gun to her head, and write punk fucking RAWK songs with brilliant titles like "Sk8r Boi". Playa haters. >:

[FlakTrooper]

Generator your gigantic sarcasm makes me smile greatly

[Jeanette X]

I wish Wendy O. Williams would return from the dead to destroy her.

[SisterOFMercy]

seriously, i loved wendy o'williams and the plasmatics and the Runaways..and Heart..and..and..Carly Simon.. ( makes me emotional)

[FeuerAffe]

I read an interview with her and she said something about how she shouldn't be expected to know who the Sex Pistols, Ramones, etc. are because she's only like, 17 or something. I'm only 19 and the Ramones are one of my favorite bands. >:

I totally copied Weird Al's schtick and started writing new lyrics to her big debut song this morning. :)

[FlakTrooper]

While no one says you have to know who the Ramones are, though as far as Im concerned you damn well should, if you are running around claiming to be some big punk I would expect you would know the history behind your music, not just the fasion.

[Les Waste]

All of your Avril hating views are RADICAL and X-TREME!

[tenno]

i woulda hated her but that would require caring.......and um.....calories

[(-) Ions]

Thank God - A board that makes some fucking sense. Avril is the epitomy of all that is wrong with modern music. A sell-out kid, writing pop cheese, sold to the world as rock music. In fact modern punk is pretty fucking awful on the whole - a load of perfect american teens singing immature songs about procreating with thier grandmothers or dogs - wheres the punk attitude there? Somebody make a political statement please - not even ratm can save us now.

[wreckreation]

please. rage is fun music, but they seriously can't back anything they say up with their multi platinum album sales. They make faux political music. Plus they make faux speeches to stir crowds, but i seriously doubt they care that much.

[Protoclown]

GOD SAVE US ALL -- Jaeger bought the Anvil Migraine cd :(

[BlueOatmeal]

OMG! You guys hate her too?!?!?! Thank fucking Heyzeus! Not a godamn day goes by that I dont fucking hear about her or see her on a godamn magazine with her "punk" dress! GODAMMMIT!


Im 17 and I know who the Sex Pistols are! I mean godamn if your going to join a group you need to know your fucking roots! You cant just sing a song about skater boys and then have some soft song about being sad and have a record on a major label and call yourself a punk. I wish people would relize that.

Punk rock is all about telling a story about the pain, corruption, anger, governmental problems, and the like. Not about wearing a tie or having make up running down your eye. (Good Charrlotee) Another shitty band who should not exist.

Well I've ranted enough and now I'm tired

[JonSwift]

I really like avril's totally punk scream on track 5...
can't wait for the new album to come out!!

[punkgrrrlie10]

I heard on the radio she is going to be performing at a Metallica tribute. :confused

[Jixby Phillips]

I think shes hawt I want to have sex with all of her

[Jeanette X]

I heard on the radio she is going to be performing at a Metallica tribute. :confused

SACRELIGE! SACRELIGE!! :explode

[Skulhedface]

Considering even Britney Spears is attempting metallica now, actually they could do far worse than Avril.

Doesn't mean she doesn't suck however.

[Jeanette X]

JIHAD AGAINST AVRIL! :imock

[Generator86]

Eh, as much as I hate her(as I believe the vast majority of Mockers on here are in compliance), as much as her songwriting is juvenile at best, as terrible as her voice is(not to mention her guitar playing), I'd still do her, if only for the story. :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

Men like you are causing the downfall of society. >:

[Generator86]

I know. :(

*hangs his head in shame*

[Protoclown]

Hell, LET her cover Metallica. They deserve each other for both sucking so badly.

Mind you, I still like oldschool Metallica, but everything past the black album is pure shite, and about half of the black album is pretty bad. They didn't used to suck, but they sure do now.

[Blackjack]

What's the deal with the Metal-lica covers?

Hell, the first time I heard "Sk8er Boi" or whatever it's called, I was in the pub and it came on MTV... and I was quite literally counting the chords, on one hand, just like when I saw the "Josie and the Pussycats" trailer. Four chord rock n roll, exactly like the Ramones were making popular decades ago.

So how can miss Lasagne, armed with a mic and four chords, replicate an eight minute thrash out of "Master of Puppets"? Are we talking metal without the solos, or the progression, or just about anything that actually requires TALENT?

Oh wait, that's Linkin Park. Doh!!

[punkgrrrlie10]

Don't you mean evanescence?

[Helm]

The new Metallica's gonna suck so bad it'll be hilarious. Mark my words. They're attempting some sort of agressive 180 in direction. Think Lars Ulrich playing blastbeats and Soulfly guitars with James going "Yee-haw!" over the mess.


It's gonna be so fucking funny.

[Blackjack]

Oh, Country and Western Metal then!

[Generator86]

Okay, after seeing her on the MTVIcon thing for Metallica, I now have one thing to say.

THE QUEEN OF PUNK IS DEAD!!!! LONG LIVE THE NEW QUEEN OF METAL!!!!