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FartinMowler
Apr 10th, 2003, 03:33 PM
Did your mother or for the political correct your mothers "life partner" ever make strange food?

My mom used to make Jello or pudding and put things like smarties or fruit like grapes and not tell me or my brother. My brother called them Lurkers.
noob3
Apr 10th, 2003, 03:34 PM
I AM BOYCOTTING THIS THREAD

I think ears are SEXY. Thoughts?
Rongi
Apr 10th, 2003, 03:52 PM
No, she didn't do anything like that.

Maybe because I wasn't morbidly obese as a child, eh fartin ;)?
Johnny Horton
Apr 10th, 2003, 04:02 PM
My mother had mashed-up carrots, parsnips and chicken curry for dinner today :(
Esuohlim
Apr 10th, 2003, 04:12 PM
MY PARENTS WERE NORMAL SO WE ATE NORMAL FOOD. :(

And ears are NOT sexy. :(
Spectre X
Apr 10th, 2003, 04:29 PM
sexy ears are sexy. :)
Bod
Apr 10th, 2003, 04:47 PM
My parants made me eat tripe until I was sick and then I still had to finish it.

I will never ever forgive them.
FartinMowler
Apr 10th, 2003, 05:10 PM
Noob3 did you know that some people think that the ear looks like a VAGINA?
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 10th, 2003, 05:18 PM
I don't think ears look like vaginas. Maybe Esuohlim does. That is why he thinks ears aren't sexy.
Jeanette X
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:58 PM
On hot days, my mother would put ice in a clean sock and give it to me to suck on.
I love my Mommy.
slavemason
Apr 10th, 2003, 08:04 PM
Earotic discussions are one thing but the rest of these droppings need to be in the ska forum!
Esuohlim
Apr 11th, 2003, 07:09 AM
I don't think ears look like vaginas. Maybe Esuohlim does. That is why he thinks ears aren't sexy.

ZING! :lol
sadie
Apr 11th, 2003, 09:22 AM
if i get to heaven and they serve mashed-up carrots, parsnips and chicken curry for dinner , i'm OUT OF THERE. >:
Captain Robo
Apr 11th, 2003, 10:15 AM
Fartin's life story was illustrated quite well in the Wierd Al song "Albequerque" :)
Esuohlim
Apr 11th, 2003, 11:32 AM
Fartin's life story was illustrated quite well in the Wierd Al song "Albequerque" :)

I love that song and I hate saurkraut. :(

I think that's how you spell it. :(
FartinMowler
Apr 11th, 2003, 12:40 PM
I did a search for the lyrics of Albequerque but couldn't find anything (maybe to do with copyright crap) but I will buy Running with scissors this weekend if I can find it.
Esuohlim
Apr 11th, 2003, 11:03 PM
I did a search for the lyrics of Albequerque but couldn't find anything (maybe to do with copyright crap) but I will buy Running with scissors this weekend if I can find it.

Here are the lyrics. (http://www.yankovic.org/WeirdAl/j_Running_With_Scissors/albuquerque.html)

And you definitely should by it. I don't know why you haven't, yet. :(
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 11th, 2003, 11:05 PM
I never heard it. I'm downloading it now.
Esuohlim
Apr 11th, 2003, 11:10 PM
It's 11 minutes and 22 seconds of pure hilarity. :(
Cap'n Crunch
Apr 11th, 2003, 11:13 PM
I only hear 5 minutes of hilarity so far.
Les Waste
Apr 12th, 2003, 12:16 AM
Someone gave me Running with Scissors one year for Christmas. I listend to it once. I don't remember what's on it.

:(
JonSwift
Apr 12th, 2003, 01:08 AM
Well Les, most of it is pointless parodying of hit rap/pop songs while the the Albequerque 'song' is pretty fun.
Esuohlim
Apr 12th, 2003, 01:11 AM
Your Horoscope for Today is my other favorite on Running With Scissors.

My appendix will burst next week. :(