WORST BAND EVER

[Cap'n Crunch]

Simple Plan. They are only on MTV because they are the only French/Canadian people that do that kind of music.

[Generator86]

Good Charlotte, Candlebox, Silverchair.

Fuck, take your pick of bandwagon-jumping, idealistic fucksticks who haven't an original thought in their minds, yet can successfully pull off credibility on MTV or MuchMusic simply by being one of the first to shit out a video.

Worst band ever: oh, I'm gonna get flamed like a Burger King Whopper for this one.....

Led Zepplin

I have never heard a single song of theirs that I even remotely respected.

[SisterOFMercy]

the worst band ever was Kc and the sunshine band. their music puts me in an unpleasant mood. :wah

[WorthlessLiar]

Dave Matthews band.

The only thing more boring than his music are the pathetic, soulless individuals who buy his CDs and attend his concerts.

Seriously, If you know a person who's really boring, totally devoid of personality, ask them what bands they listen to. Dave Matthews will be on their list.

[Les Waste]

Yeah, I know they're a very recently popular band, but I think I hate Good Charlotte more than I have hated any other band in the history of my life.

>: >: :(

[The_Rorschach]

Phil Collins

[Protoclown]

I'll second Dave Matthews.

Coming in close behind that are The Grateful Dead, Phish, Linkin Park and all their ilk, all those boy bands and bubble gum girls. Hell, there's a LOT of crap out there.

[slavemason]

So far I agree with everyone except for MisterOFSercy, which is no surprise. Another band I love to hate is the Tubes. Try to find "I was a punk before you." (I'm pretty sure that's what it's called) or "White punks on dope".
Truly my pick for the alltime worst band would have to be Foreigner. "Jukebox Hero" makes me wanna go set shit on fire.

[Jourgensen]

Personally I can't stand Weezer.

[Spectre X]

the Village People :faint

[SisterOFMercy]

slavemason- why are you gay?

[Cap'n Crunch]

This is about shitty bands, not shit fights. I think that The Flaming Lip's new shit is terrible. How could you go from She Uses Tangerines to the shit they have now?

[Royal Tenenbaum]

The Flaming Lips' new album is awesome. You need to give it a good listen.

[iron mitchell]

the newer flaming lips stuff (clouds taste metallic, zaireeka, the soft bulletin, and yoshimi) completely blow the rest of the stuff out of the water. the only exception would probably be "in a priest driven ambulance".
i'd say that "the soft bulletin" ranks as one of the top ten major label releases of all time.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I don't like it. Their old stuff is better.

[slavemason]

Watch out for those spider bites.

[Ninjavenom]

Add another to DMB.

[Queefer Sutherland]

1.Pantera
2.Oasis(DISTANT SECOND)

any others could never enrage me on the level those 2 do. Sure, tons of generic shit that's all the same but that's always around and too many to list. These two seem to be around FOREVER.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Phil Collins

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[Queefer Sutherland]

Yeah, Collins may suck now, but if you listen to early Genesis you can't deny his chops on the drumkit. The stuff with Peter Gabriel is phenomenal. I think that's as downhill as a band's ever gone.

[Rongi]

Kid Rock and Oasis

Both extremely untalented and shitty, and made fun of Radiohead >:

[The_Rorschach]

I didn't say Genesis. . .I said Phil Collins.


Songs like "Wear My Hat" have earned him Evil Nemesis status.

I mean, how hard up of a hack do you have to be to use lyrics like:

"you can wear my hat,
you can have my coat,
you can take my shirt
'cause I don't need it.
You can wear my shoes,
you can take my socks"

[Bobo Adobo]

I'll second Dave Matthews.

Coming in close behind that are The Grateful Dead, Phish, Linkin Park and all their ilk, all those boy bands and bubble gum girls. Hell, there's a LOT of crap out there.

How can you say the Dead are the worst band ever? You must be the devil!

[Lord Darian]

time to pitch my bitch,

blink 182, good charlotte, linkin park, actually pretty much any band that jumps in on a fad with no original ideas of their own or claims to be something there not.

[Protoclown]

Then call me the Devil. The Grateful Dead suck balls.

[Bobo Adobo]

Have you ever really listened to the Dead? They Pretty much wrote the book on how to be a good Live Band.

[SisterOFMercy]

after some deep, probing thought..i have concluded that Korn and Disturbed are the worst bands ever thus far.. :P

[Les Waste]

SILLY BOBO ADOBO CHARACTER, I WOULD NEVER SAY THE GRATEFUL DEAD DON'T SUCK! :lol

CAUSE THEY SUCK!! :lol

[jewishcarpenter]

Have you ever really listened to the Dead? They Pretty much wrote the book on how to be a good Live Band.
actually all they did was handout drugs to people in the audience and then dick around on the guitar for a couple of hours. Jerry Bear's dead man.

[sspadowsky]

I saw a punk band years ago that had a song called "I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead."

The Dead suck bull dong.
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[Bobo Adobo]

I geuss this is the typical reaction i get from a bunch of open-minded punk music fans. I geuss Jerry really couldn't bang on them power chords could he?

[FeuerAffe]

I went to a high school where the majority of fucktards were obsessed with Dave Matthews Band and frigging Jimmy Buffet. >:

Then there were the oh-so-cool neo-hippie-wannabes that just liked to smoke weed, and they made me hate Greatful Dead and Phish. >:

It's sad that Canada seems to be giving us shitty music lately...I didn't know Simple Plan came from there, but I knew of Sum 41, that Anvil girl, and Celine Dion. Damn Chrysler commercials. :goth

[Bobo Adobo]

Thats sorta sad that you judge music by the people who listen to it...rather than judge the music itself.

[whoreable]

IT IS A BIT SAD THAT YOU ARE SUCH A FAG

[Queefer Sutherland]

"Deadhead" was a song by an early HC band in which the aforementioned lyrics can be found. I'm 99% sure it's Government Issue. If it isn't, it's one of the 3 other bands on a split LP I have with them, Teen Idles and 2 others(forgot the names.)

[The Retro Kat]

Worst band: Any new punk or any emo.








God damn you for hating the Grateful Dead and Phish. AHH! God Damn you.

[WorthlessLiar]

It makes me feel so good inside to see so much hate for Dave Matthews :love

Thank's guys you've made my day.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Early Genesis is incredible.

I didn't say Genesis. . .I said Phil Collins.


Songs like "Wear My Hat" have earned him Evil Nemesis status.

I mean, how hard up of a hack do you have to be to use lyrics like:

"you can wear my hat,
you can have my coat,
you can take my shirt
'cause I don't need it.
You can wear my shoes,
you can take my socks"

I've killed men for less. >:

[The_Rorschach]

I am sure you have FASCIST!

Frodo failed. Phil Collins has the ring and you are his tool. :(

[KevinTheOmnivore]

>:

http://www.philcollins.co.uk/images/profile2250.jpg

[FeuerAffe]

Who's judging by music? I knew they were annoying pricks before learning of their shitty musical tastes.

[slavemason]

Thats sorta sad that you judge music by the people who listen to it...rather than judge the music itself.

Until you go to a show and see a bunch of shitheads wearing Skrewdriver shirts. I made an assumption that they sucked and it turned out that I was so mother fucking right.

The show was DRI during the crossover tour. I know, I should have known better.

[Bobo Adobo]

I did the same thing at my first Widespread Panic show. I roll up and theres a bunch of people who look like they have been skipping out on showers for weeks, wearing funny home made clothing, and some women had armpit hair. This is back when I listened to punk music. I thought I was going to have the worst time in my life.

Except the show was so fucking awesome.

[slavemason]

I was right, you were wrong (even though I suspect you were right but you're easy). We did not do the same thing.
Did you do the Faggy Dinosaur dance?

[Geggy]

Bim Skala Bim, Reel Big fish and a whole lot of other ska bands pretty much blow ass. It's all just noise to me.

[Miss Modular]

Two pages and no mention of Journey? Boy did they suck balls. They have the most pompous, maudlin ballads, and Steve Perry has/had to be one of the least attractive and least charismatic frontmen in the history of Rock Music.

I know Carni's going to get mad (:rolleyes), but Creed also sucks. They're sorta like Journey, only Scott Stapp has some kind of God complex.

The Dead suck. They had a huge following at my high school. And yes, I have heard their music. And it sucks. Go pick up Music From Big Pink by The Band. It's pretty much the album most jam bands try to emulate anyway.

[Bobo Adobo]

How can most "jambands" emulate one studio album? for one, jambands make shitty studio albums. The dead made really shitty studio albums, Jerry even admitted that. All they ever wanted to do is play live. If you REALLY want to hear the Dead pick up agood dicks picks or download a show.

Have you ever listened to Galactic, Yonder Mountain String Band, String Cheese Incident, Sonic Youth, and Widespread Panic?

There all shoved into that catagory of "jambands" but none of them sound anything alike. Hmm...Isn't that interesting?

[sadie]

"jam" bands don't suck necessarily. some suck. some suck really fucking bad. i saw the dead many times, though, and i wouldn't place them in that category.

yah, they didn't speak much to the audience (one of my good friends has always criticized them for this), but they communicated shitloads, amongst themselves and with the hippie freaks rocking to their varying levels of insanity.

my ex used to play what i dubbed "the headache tapes" continuously. and though those bootlegs gave me teh migraine at times, i sometimes felt like a detective listening to their subtle clues foreshadowing the next song.

i'm glad i got the chance to experience them is all.

[Miss Modular]

I should have said it's the music most jam bands try to emulate. I was listening to some Phish song awhile ago, and it sounded an awful lot like "Up On Cripple Creek" (actually on The Band's second album).

[Protoclown]

Man, jam bands suck.

[The_Rorschach]

Kevin, allow me to show you a glimpse of the evil empire founded by the suck majesty himself.

EXIBIT A

PHIL COLLINS "Against All Odds (Take a Look At Me Now)"
With such competition for faggotry as Michael Bolton and Yani, it is pretty tough to write a song of unparalelled queerness, but if anyone can do it, Phil Collins is our man.

EXIBIT B

http://www.schlotersound.de/Ausweise%20A%86/PhilCollins.JPG

EXIBIT C

PHIL COLLINS "Dance Into the Light"
With instantly forgettable bland music, and lyrics like "Side by side we are not afraid/Because the train is coming to carry you home" gems like this leave you hoping someday Phil Collins will dance into the path of a speeding bus.

EXIBIT D

http://w3.one.net/~abacab/phil/pics/lines.jpg
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics8/lemur-02-5/bd_whyBother3.jpg
http://w3.one.net/~abacab/phil/pics/lines.jpg
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics8/lemur-02-5/bd_whyBother3.jpg
http://w3.one.net/~abacab/phil/pics/lines.jpg
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics8/lemur-02-5/bd_whyBother3.jpg[img]

I rest my case.

[Bobo Adobo]

THe reasons the dead really didn't interact with audience later in their career is because they thought the audience went bad. Jerry complained that ever since they put out that horrible song "touch of grey" People started coming to shows not knowing what the Dead were all about, and only went because they thought it was the "cool" thing to do. He saw a lot of people get in fights and sell a lot of bunk drugs.

Phish never really tryed to do anything like the Band. Phish got most of there inspiration from Frank Zappa. DOn;t get me wrong im not to big of phish fan, but Iv'e been forced to listen to a lot of thier stuff at work and it reall doesn't remind much of the band. IN fact no Jamband really reminds of them, Jamsband get there influences from anything from the dead, zappa, Bill Monroe, Miles davis, and I could probably go on for years.

I think most of you people have to stop bitching about a bands politics and image and realize that there are still some bands that give a shit about the music.

[Miss Modular]

I'm going to have to join Kevin in the Phil Collins love.

No Jacket Required is a fucking classic. With songs like "Sususudio", "One More Night", "Don't Lose My Number", "Doesn't Anybody Stay Together Anymore", "Inside Out", and "Take Me Home", how can you lose? It was the soundtrack to my summer between kindergarten and first grade, and it's still my ultimate guilty pleasure.

I agree that his stuff from the last decade has really sucked, though. Otherwise...

http://www.philcollins.co.uk/images/profile2250.jpg

PHIL COLLINS IS THE MAN

[Ninjavenom]

Lately i've been getting pretty fucking sick of hearing about G 'n R. >:

Axl was a complete dickhole, and their music gets old when you're forced to hear it every time you visit your friend's house. >:

[sadie]

:(

[The Retro Kat]

Yup, good ol jam bands.

[Generator86]

The only GNR worth listening to is, cliched but true, Appetite for Destruction. Maybe one or two songs off Lies. That double album they put out was god-awful horrible.

By the way, the Doors also sucked. Jim Morrison was just another drugged-out "poet" and their music, while some could argue that it was original and inventive at the time, does not still stand up today.

Why hasn't anybody mentioned the Travelling Willburys or Damn Yankees? I fucking loathe over-the-hill "superstar" bands.

[iron mitchell]

bands listed by others that i at least partially like...

guns 'n roses, phil collins, led zeppelin, weezer, the village people, flaming lips, blink 182, the doors, and the travelling willburys.

[Krythor]

BOWLING FOR SOUP, OPM, BLINK 182, SUM 41, BUSTED, SLIPKNOT ETC ETC >:

I could go on and on. :(

[liquidstatik]

I hate every band that has THE in there title, such as The Doors, The Beatles, The Stripes, ect. I cant think of any more of them, because I don't listen to them, but theres tons more :(

[Skulhedface]

I can make this really easy. Any band played during peak listening hours on the radio, or any band that gets played more than three times a day, and all three times the song is the same one.


FEW exceptions of course (Evanescence in particular stands out, I will never get tired of hearing Amy Lee's voice :love ) but for the most part, it's sadly true.

[Generator86]

Skulhed, I'm afraid to admit that we have a fuck of a lot in common when it comes to music. What's your stance on the greatest band of all time, Bad Religion?

[Skulhedface]

I like em.

Sorry about the shortness of this post, but there's not really that much to say...

I like Bad Brains and Dead Kennedys better though.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Skulhedface sucks, so does Phil Collins.

[Rongi]

I hate every band that has THE in there title, such as The Doors,The Beatles, The Stripes, ect. I cant think of any more of them, because I don't listen to them, but theres tons more :(

It's a damn good thing I don't know where you live >:.

[Cap'n Crunch]

If you read Rongi's other posts, he LOVES The Beatles.

[Grazzt]

I'm seconding the Led Zepplin thing. I don't know how such a clusterfuck of inept guitarists and bad lyrics can be considered revolutionary.

[UnDeath]

I hate every band that has THE in there title, such as The Doors, The Beatles, The Stripes, ect. I cant think of any more of them, because I don't listen to them, but theres tons more :(
you deserve something very bad for that >:

[tenno]

Creed those pretentious assholes, I hate them even more when people expect I listen to them cause I'm Christian and so (supposedly) are they.

Godsmack, from the other end, I can stand they're craptastic music, regurgitated shit stains on toast is a better thing to hear. The fact that they whine about how Wiccan they are makes me LOL.

Linkin Park: I like them sorta, i like they're instrumental tracks but dammit the album was so overplayed that i cant bear to hear them.

MeSELLOUTICA: Bastards! Thje black album was the last great one, then they got full of themselves.

Ja Rule, Jay Z, Nas, DMX and dammit Cypress Hill is pissing me off too.



ANd I love Cypress Hill.

[tenno]

oh yeah POD i like one song from 3 albums.