POSTAL 2 DEMO OUT!!!

[Anonymous]

The demo is finally out. Here's a link:

http://www.gamershell.com/download_1851.shtml

[Mockery]

Awesome.

All of the contest materials should be here by tuesday and then I plan on doing a quick write-up about the game that will lead into the big contest. Glad there will be a demo I can link to so people can at least try it out.

Thanks for da' link.

BTW, I'm not sure if these will work in the demo, but it's worth a shot if you want to have some extra fun. Remember, you have to type Shift + @ or Shift + ~ first to bring up the console that allows you to type in cheat codes.

Postal 2 Cheat Codes
http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/code/16748.html

-RoG-

[Cap'n Crunch]

Is it another essay? I forgot to enter last time.

[Mockery]

No, it'll be an art contest. The essays last time were either just plain pathetic or disturbing or both for the most part. Besides, the art contests are generally a lot more fun for most people and it creates some great content to put up on the site once the contest is over with.

-RoG-

[Cap'n Crunch]

This time I'm going to draw something then scan it onto the computer. My entry for the Hateful Chris contest was terrible compared to the others. I will do much better this time... I hope.

[The_Rorschach]

The Demo was pretty fucking cool, but seven minutes is not nearly enough time to enjoy it. The first mission took me two tries before I actually beat it. I ended up setting everyone inside the Lucky Gamesh market on fire while I stole the milk.

[whoreable]

Hahaha

I like peeing on people till they throw up.

[The_Rorschach]

Holy shit?! You can do that?! I went through with the shotgun, placing it to people craniums and blowing their heads apart, and I got a guy to throw up. I wish I knew all it took was pissing on them.

Thanks Whore!

You know whats sad, I don't think I ever even heard of Postal 1. I like the sequal though

[Anonymous]

postal 1 was completely different

and got banned

[soundtest]

That is a decent link - no sign up bs or ques. Thanks Boogie :bow

[Cap'n Crunch]

This game is great. If I don't win the contest I'm going to buy it anyway.

[Anonymous]

it made me sad



i got the milk home without hurting anybody

i win

[whoreable]

I also love how when you unzip your pants the girls run away screaming.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Yea, that is funny shit. :)

[whoreable]

cutting people's heads off with the shovel then kicking the heads around on the street it fun too. I like how people look down at it and see it is a head and run off screaming. Some people even throw up :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I'm gonna try that right now. :)

[Zomboid]

Has anyone run into that sadistic fucker with the machine gun? He sometimes attacks anyone shooting me and when I was kicking a head down the street HE JOINED IN.

Also, I'm still looking for the hunting rifle, grenades and cat nip >:

[Ninjavenom]

This sounds like the greatest fucking game EVER.

[James]

Is there anywhere else I could download the demo. That fucking site's expecting me to wait 3 hours to play this heap of shit. >:

I'm gonna try Kazaa, but you know how unreliable that is.

[Spectre X]

I'm gonna try to download it from Kazaa as well, I'm cheap, plus, this game, is total, ultra-violent, messy, bloody, MAYHEM!!!! :love :evilgrin

[James]

You forgot to mention FLAT-OUT BORING!

Christ. It's bad enough I don't have a decent enough video card (for this game, I mean), but then it tries to get me to install some wierd drivers.

Anyway, the game sucks. Oooh, I can hit a cat with a shovel, and pee on people. Big deal. I hate First-Person-Shooters as it is (especially on the PC), but the only thing this game has going for it is the childish amount of violence and toilet humor.

8-year-olds, rejoice. Your perfect game has arrived. Meanwhile, I'll stick to something with a little more substance.

[whoreable]

yea cause gta has so much more substance :rolleyes

I just got the full version and its ok. Granted the sensless violence and humor is kinda childish, but this game is kinda fun :/

I am sure I will get tired of it fast but for now it provides some entertainment.

Gary Coleman even makes an appearance.

But goddamnit jamesman you are a fool if you think fps games are better on consoles.

[Spectre X]

I'm a child, and childish, and a complete nutbar, so it's the perfect game for me. :)

btw, Whoreable, did you download it, or pay for it?

[whoreable]

I dled it. I dont think you can buy it yet.

[The Unseen]

postal 1 was over head crap where you do the same thing in horrible graphics and it is damn near impossible to win. This game is :)

[soundtest]

I hated FPSs before too... then I learned how to play them and stopped sucking. :/

The only FPS on a console I've ever liked is Halo.

[Spectre X]

:lol

[James]

I never said I didn't suck. :(

My problem is I feel more in control handling a controller versus a keyboard and mouse. Then again, maybe some games just sucked to begin with, and put me off (Half-Life and Quake 3).

Still, I just didn't see any substance to this game so far. Hitting a cat with a shovel and pissing on it got boring before it even started being interesting. At least GTA had a great story and voice acting. This just falls flat on everything but "senseless crap put in to get a senseless rating."

If you like it, fine. But I just don't see what's so great about punting someone's head down the road.

[JeefGyle]

I cant get it to work...it says my videocard is outdated, but it'll work anyways, then it freezes on the disclaimer screen. God dammit!

[James]

It doesn't freeze. It just takes about 5 minutes to load because it's obviously THE BEST GAME EVER. :blah

[Zomboid]

It does that 16 bit mode or whatever because the full version has the higher resolution. I think it's stupid to be holding that feature back, but that's why it does that.

[AChimp]

w00t! The trick is to download the game while Europe is sleeping. ;)

This will provide a fun diversion from studying. :)

[Mockery]

8-year-olds, rejoice. Your perfect game has arrived. Meanwhile, I'll stick to something with a little more substance.

You're taking the game too seriously.

Furthermore, you're sounding like a snotty penis.

[whoreable]

I think the full version does look a bit better texture wise...I am sur ethe reason they hold back on the demo is to keep its size a bit smaller.

The game loads pretty fast for me..but it stinks that you have to load new areas so often. It runs really smooth for me even at 1600x1200 until I get into a big gun fight :( overall this game is pretty entertaining.

[AChimp]

I pissed on the fat guy selling health pipes and he shot me.

[Spectre X]

Whoeable, did you use Kazaa to download it?

[AChimp]

Now I am mad at this demo. >:

Seven minutes isn't enough time. >:

[whoreable]

I dont use kazza.


Does anyone else think that voice sounds just like duke nukem? It has been a while since I played it but I think it might be the same voice actor....

[Mockery]

Hrmm... I haven't played Duke Nukem so I couldn't say, but it's definitely the same voice from the first Postal game. The name of the guy who does the voice is Rick Hunter.

[Black Midnight]

i never played that much of Postal 1.



the controls were really hard...prolly cuz i didn't have a joystick at the time

[whoreable]

Hrmm... I haven't played Duke Nukem so I couldn't say, but it's definitely the same voice from the first Postal game. The name of the guy who does the voice is Rick Hunter.


its not I was wrong :(

Duke Nukem was so badass, we would dial to each other on our 14.4 and play together.

[AChimp]

A guy named Jon St. John does the voice for Duke Nukem.

The guy who did the voice for Caleb in Blood was sounded cool, too.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, as far as fps characters go, Caleb's the coolest. Duke Nukem's just a rip off of a couple movie characters.

PS - Watch "they live" to see the lesser known of the 2 main characters duke rips off. Really, really good movie. Especially if you're a John Carpenter fan.

[Blackjack]

BLOOD!!!! YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

I bought a full copy of Blood plus two extension packs AND the crappy strategy CD guide from Ebay last week for less than ten bux. And I got Blood 2 for about the same amount recently.

Yes, I'm a poor, misguided individual I know.

Anyway, Jamesman can go fuck himself - FPS rules. Give me a PC and keyboard and mouse, and nothing else compares.

As for Postal, I'm downloading it now (thank you Broadband) but I can't say I'm impressed by the screenshots. Looks all a bit Carmageddon 2 to me - too clear cut. I suppose I've just been playing too much NOLF 2.

But the original Postal! What a game! The old school sprite graphics, the blood, the "Ahh My Leg!!!!" exclamations of your victims!!

Awesome.

[Mockery]

If you're looking for the most amazing 3D graphics, it's not your game. If you're looking for some good laughs like you had in the first Postal, then you won't be let-down.

[whoreable]

The graphics arent ground breaking, but they are good. It uses some Unreal engine.

[Cybernetico]

I got the demo ASA it came out, and it was ok. The time limit is gay but it was fun. As for the full thing Gamespot gave it a 4.8 and rightfully so, it's pointless. Jamesman was right since the game lacks any depth at all whatsoever, and it leaves you wishing there was more point because it has the ability to be an awesome game. I've been looking forward to this game for a month, and the only joy is from when you first get it and you do some stuff, then the next fun part is the uninstallation. :( :( :(

[Zomboid]

Oh get the fuck over it. It's meant to be a fun little game you play when you're bored or something, it's not supposed to have any fucking depth.

[AChimp]

I want the expansion pack for Blood 2... but I wasn't aware that there were any for the original Blood! :eek

[MrAdventure]

there's a workaround for the demotime, open the command prompt and enter

set gamestate demotime 9999

:/

[Mockery]

I already said that. (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2712) >:

damnations

[MrAdventure]

GAMEFAQS.COM

[UnDeath]

:( It requires twice my RAM (I only have 64), but Im gonna try anyway...

[Comrade Rocket]

I FUCKING HATE 56K

It's gonna take 2 hours or so to download.

while its loading I could clean and polish my guns, buy a new box of bullets, load my gun, then shoot myself in the mouth and still have about 30 minutes left.

And Rick Hunter is that dude from Robotech.

[Anonymous]

The plasma pack for Blood ruled.

[BlueOatmeal]

whoreable did you download it off the donkey. I am and godammit its taking forever :( ...........WEEEEEEE 8 HOURS LEFT!!!!

[Zomboid]

Whore, since I don't see you on aim that often, I will say thank you for the download here. Works perfectly >: