A short erotic tale

[Seven Force]

Gina gasped as Tom took off his shirt. Her eyes drifted across his broad chest and she felt her nipples strain against her white cotton shirt. She stepped closer, gently raising her hands to Toms sides and slowly moved them up across his nipples. Tom felt a stirring in his loins as Gina pinched his left nipple and leaned in close. He felt her warm, moist breath engulf his nipple and he let out a deep sigh.

After letting Gina tease his nipples for a while, Tom pulled her head up to his and kissed her gently but firmly. "Do you... like to suck on things, Gina?"

Gina flushed at his question and glanced down at Toms hard dick which was being pushed into her belly, separated by only his jeans and her shirt. She looked back up at him and licked her lips enthusiastically. "Oh yeah, I love to. Do you have something else for me to suck, by any chance?"

Tom grinned and pulled Gina's arms around him, kissing her deeply. Gina let her hands roam up and down his back, and then slipped them down into his jeans to give his ass a quick squeeze. Suddenly her eyes shot wide open as she touched a soft lump. Tom grinned and took off his pants and boxers, encouraging Gina to walk around and kneel behind him. There, only two inches from his puckered anus, was the most beautiful cyst she had ever seen.

Gina kneeled behind him and brought her hands up to once again touch his beautiful lump. Glowing with excitement, she put a finger on either side of it and gave a gentle squeeze. Tom groaned in bliss and a small bead of white gold peeked out between Gina's fingers. She stretched out her tounge, pulling the pus into her mouth, and made a small sound of content. But such a small drop was not enough; she had to have more.

Gina closed her eyes tightly as she pulled Toms cyst into her mouth and, after only one suck, the blockage popped out and the strawberries and cream began to flow down her throat...

[liquidstatik]

that killed my b*ner fast :x

[Grislygus]

I should have known better I should have known better I should have known better I should have known better I should have known better I should have known better I should have known better I should have known better

[Cosmo Electrolux]

amusing and nauseating at the same time.

[Terra]

cos, i would pop your anal cyst anytime, baby :love

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh, the things you do to me, Terra :love

[liquidstatik]

a bottle of gin, george washington's dick, vomit, and cat hair on my pussy

[liquidstatik]

am i doing it rite?

[Terra]

am i doing it rite?


no fuckface.....your not supposed to shit your pants while you type.

[Emu]

Seven Force are you by chance the proprietor of 4chan?

[FartinMowler]

Gina (Gasps)

OH my god that is one huge telivision!

Tom

OOOH Ya baby look at me take off my shirt while I'm on video in real time

Gina

My eyes are drifting across your chest

Tom

I know I can feel your eyes burning my underwear off

Gina

what is that smell?

Tom

You burning my underwear off baby

Gina

I have huge nipples

Tom

I noticed those

Gina

grasp them if you must

Tom

Oh ya baby I must

Gina

Grasp my ass Tom

Tom

with both hands?

Gina

Is there any other way?

Tom

Oh ya baby

Gina

Wow that is quite the lump

Tom

I've never had anyone describe it as that

Gina

Do you like it?

Tom

I guess

Gina

Oh my god some white gold

Tom

what?

Gina

you know

Tom

Oh ya sure oooh ya baby

Gina

there is a boil or somekind of cyst on your wiener

Tom

Do you want to stop

Gina

Ok

Tom

I can wrap is special if you like

Gina

I'm not sure what you mean but I think you should get that looked at

Tom

You don't want a Strawberry surprise

Gina

would it look good with crabs swimming in it?

Tom

How much is this costing me

Gina

$9 per minute


Tom (hangs up)

[Womti]

erotica is only good told first person :\

[Schimid]

No way, that was fantastic.

I'm seriously so close to putting it into monologue form.

[Lenor]

He's got talent, so I keep trying to tell him, coming up with that shit out of nowhere.

[cestkathryn]

I'm soooo not happy in pants.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm soooo not happy in pants.


that's for keeping it relevant

[Terra]

she works in a daycare. needs more adult time

[Cosmo Electrolux]

she works in a daycare. needs more adult time

if she works in a daycare, I'd say she needs a Xanax, or a bottle of whiskey...or both.


the cosmo cocktail...two fingers of bourdon and a Xanax

[Terra]

"Terra's Twisted Timber"

a half a bottle of the cheapest red wine around, 6 midol, and a no doz

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Cosmo's Cool-aid:

2 oz of pure grain alcohol, a package of red jello, a hit of acid, and cyanide.

[Terra]

Terra's Treat

arsenic, fruit loops, thumb tacs and seven up

(god i want you!)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Cosmo's Satanic Panic

sacramental wine, cheap tequila, and a communion wafer... served texas style

(I want you more)

[Terra]

Terra's Terror

cognac, one rotted egg (three fingers), a miller high life and a half a cup of flashpoint

(i think they are talking about us now, baby!!!)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Cosmo Emo Beatdown

Two shots of tequila, a bottle of Black #1 hair dye, a baseball bat with a couple of nails in it, and some dippity do ( for the backwards hair, and to assist in the tuck and roll to get the girl pants on), and some bad, angst filled poetry to post on myspace

(let them talk)

[Terra]

Fucktard Frizzie

one emo, beaten to a fine pulp, three fingers up his ass, vaseline to help the slide, three day old miller light with a ciggie in it, two shots of wild turkey, and duct tape

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you'd actually use something to help the slide? I'd cut his tongue out, wrap it in 60 grit sandpaper, then kick it up his ass.

then, a nice Chianti

[Terra]

:lol :lol :lol

60 grit eh??? cos you're one hawt dawg! :rock :love

[kahljorn]

I seriously don't get you guys.

and what the hell is 4chan ive seen that mentioned a lot ;(

[Terra]

kahl, i don't know what 4chan means. i've never used it. i've seen it used alot too.

[MLE]

http://www.4chan.org/

[Optimistic Socks]

What did people talk about before there was internet? How did they communicate their ideas about strange body growths, cysts, home made alcoholic beverages and Sandpaper foreplay? Surely not in person, as these subjects would have been too taboo for the average everyday self medicating hipster.

[Gabby GaGa]

they shared these wonderful delights in trailor parks
inbetween the fiber-glass roof repairs and pick-up breakdowns

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh, hey...someone new. Welcome, now shut the fuck up and stay the hell out of my threads.

[Idi Amin]

Cosmo, Terra Just run the fuck away in a whirl wind romance, then careen over the edge of a cliff into the ocean as you carelessly lean in for a kiss while driving to your honeymoon.:tear

[Terra]

idi, take your fat ass back to uganda. the people could live for 5 more years off of your fucking, worthless blubber.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Cosmo, Terra Just run the fuck away in a whirl wind romance, then careen over the edge of a cliff into the ocean as you carelessly lean in for a kiss while driving to your honeymoon.:tear

eat me, Amin, you worthless, dicksmoking fucktard.

[Terra]

missed you this weekend. i've been keeping the fuckturd vigil while you were away

[Cosmo Electrolux]

missed you this weekend. i've been keeping the fuckturd vigil while you were away

Sorry, Doll. I missed you too.

[liquidstatik]

one old ugly woman with 4 eyes and greasy hair, some old fat perv sitting in his computer chair with a boner over said ugly woman, and me hating every post they make

[Terra]

one old ugly woman with 4 eyes and greasy hair, some old fat perv sitting in his computer chair with a boner over said ugly woman, and me hating every post they make

one sad, little snotty nose trailer trash, missing front teeth pouring over every single word that is written, wishing he could be so lucky as to copulate with the family dog, much less a real girl and all he has is one hand and a fucking ugly stump.

that about sum it up, sack sniffer?

[Lenor]

Terra, you sure do have a way with those words!

Gives me chills, sounding like my best friend, when someone pisses her off.

[liquidstatik]

i like how you can't come close to how i really am, but i pretty much hit the nail on the head ;D

[Terra]

you're going by how i look from the avatar i use???? oh lord, not only have you been blessed by bad oral hygene brought on by your poverty level, your more ignorant than a group of arkansas cave fish.

[liquidstatik]

terra i really don't like fighting with you :(

[liquidstatik]

you're too predictable to be fun

SO I GUESS I'M GIVING UP AND YOU WIN

[liquidstatik]

just kidding terra you're great

[liquidstatik]

i bet your next post has NOTHING to do with hygeine, sex, or arkansas

[Terra]

you are correct, you shit for brains low life

[Schimid]

Terra, can I see your boobs or something?

[liquidstatik]

i was gonna say that'd make you worthwhile but then i started to throw up

[Terra]

i was gonna say that'd make you worthwhile but then i started to throw up

no amount of throwing up would help you anyway. you would still be just as worthless but you would now stink instead of just suck

[Seven Force]

Standards are a good thing and the one reason that I don't date negro women.

[Seven Force]

whoops wrong forum

[Idi Amin]

Neeeeegrrrrrroooo woman


Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.


:pac

[Idi Amin]

Terra get a fucking life, even cosmo had enough sense to do something more usefull than bitching at people on a forum.

I really do hate everybody here

[Terra]

idi, go shove a wildebeest up your ass and get your little jollies elsewhere. your just another lowlife in a long, long line of them. step off the thread please and go bore somebody else to tears.

[sspadowsky]

Holy Christ, that was funny. Nice work, Seven.

[Optimistic Socks]

Hey..can't we all just get along and accept the fact that Terras utter lack of a social life leads her to spend her days trolling through forum after forum with her only companion being a quaint if mysterious man known as Cosmo?

Though I myself have never met a "Forum Ogre" or "Forum Troll" Terra would fit the bill, if it wasn't for the fact that she never bothers to include anything even slightly relevant in her insults and instead prefers to dive headlong into a string of school grade obscenities, sexual suggestions that would make Jenna Jameson roll her eyes and undeniably ambiguous comments that all scream "PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere down the line she justs says "U R TEH GAY LOLL"

[Terra]

i really love the commentaries about me. especially by the new fish who live deep inside their own psyche.

so, os. i guess it must be nice to live inside of your head with peter pan and the easter bunny.

you need to drink in EXCESS a little more often. and post less.

[Optimistic Socks]

Yes it is nice inside my own head, and peter pan and the easter bunny often engage in things I'd rather not talk about...I don't see why that has anything to do with you though.

Unless you want to live inside my head...It can be arranged, I have the know how, I just lack funding and tools.

But thanks to you I've found a big enough Tool in order to continue.

I love how someone thinks just because they've been insulting people longer on one of the Inter Webs many provocative forums it means they can disregard anything anyone says.

I generally as a rule respect no one, and people either earn more disrespect or less, and I've been surprised at how many generally decent people seem to enjoy posting in good fun on here and I enjoy it...

You Terra, however, just seem to like being a bitch solely for the reason that you apparently have nothing better to do.

Now before you go rambling off about how I'm being hypocritical and how I apparently have nothing better to do let me stop you right there and say "I do have better things to do, many of them, I'm just lazy and possessed of a fundamentally large amount of ennui"!


Hugs and kisses....

[Seven Force]

how would both you twats like to suck my cock :lol

[Optimistic Socks]

Interesting offer Seven...how big is this rooster? And is it dipped in any sort of flavouring sauce to make the impetus of sucking any more delightful than it already sounds?

[Seven Force]

It is big penis. Penis so big! Sooooo big penis!

[Seven Force]

i can dip it in whatever you want

id rather dip it in you first ;)

[Jeanette X]

What did people talk about before there was internet? How did they communicate their ideas about strange body growths, cysts, home made alcoholic beverages and Sandpaper foreplay? Surely not in person, as these subjects would have been too taboo for the average everyday self medicating hipster.

http://community.livejournal.com/zit_fetish/profile

Oh yeah.

[Terra]

jeanette has all the best links. :)

[Optimistic Socks]

Good lord Jeanette...

Now please 'splain to me how I can unsee that? It was horrible, it was like a million things of pure egotistical stupidity being vomitted into my eyes, and the glasses were horrible too...

Oh wait...I was looking at something else...

[Terra]

oh rly? nice kiss, doodyhead