MOCK WARS 2K7: Round 2 - Rongi VS Nate Flax

[Mock Wars Admin]

Mock Wars 2K7, Round 2 (Block B)

Rongi VS Nate Flax


Will take place in this thread. Anyone else who posts in this thread will be disqualified from the tournament and banned from the forums.

This contest will continue from the date of the thread's creation until 11:59 PM on Saturday. Voting on this battle will then continue from Sunday until 11:59 PM Wednesday.

[Nate Flax]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Return1.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Return2.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Return3.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Return4.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Return5.jpg























http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Return6.jpg

[Nate Flax]

No reply yet, eh Rongi? Well, you must be at a loss for words that could
possibly measure up to my startling return. Ya see bud, you must be at
least this* tall to ride this ride, and you sir are certainly not this*
tall. You're barely even this** tall!

I would love to start some non-sensical reply about how your penis is
small, or how you're stupid, but I think I'll find another way to get across
my point. Just you wait, Mr. Rongi. Just you wait.


* My hands are at a short distance apart.
** My hands are at a shorter distance apart.

[Rongi]

Well, this is RATHER ANTI-CLIMACTIC

If anything you should've revealed yourself to chojin when you made it to him! Then that would've REALLY been a twist

But no, you just had to shoot your load early.

you fucker

[Nate Flax]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW01.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW02.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW03.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW04.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW05.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW06.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW07.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW08.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW09.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW10.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW11.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW12.jpg















..probably the "medium-sized penis side."



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http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/RW13.jpg

[Orange Juice Bruce]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Night1.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Night2.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Night3.jpg

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Night4.jpg




















http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Night5.jpg

[Rongi]

fine, i'll just sit here and twiddle my thumbs

toodle-dee-doo

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Rongi, Rongi, Rongi....

I was at work all day long passing my muse.. awaiting the power, nay, passion that you would come to spew forth upon thy lap like a 3 year old after "Barbie on ice."

Then the moment was upon me. The moment when I laid my being to rest in front this here laptop, and witnessed the energy that bring to fruition all of Sir Rongi and his amazing talents.

Hark!

fine, i'll just sit here and twiddle my thumbs
Fuck!



Beast, you dissappoint me. Haveth at thee, sir Dolphin!

Haveth at thee...




...medium crotch. :lol

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Where are you, Rongi? This battle's getting pretty one-sided, and I'm also getting rather bored.

This match is getting BORING!


More boring, in fact, than an all text version of "Where's Waldo?"

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Where1.jpg





More boring than a Mini-Mock without Protoclown.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Where2.jpg







Plus I've got backup paroozing the internet in search of you too.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Where3.jpg



Come home, Rongi.

Come home.

[Rongi]

Oh dear, it seems as though this is a lost cause.

But wait, let's see what happens when i take away OJB's photoshop application!

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/1-3.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/1-3.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/1-3.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/1-3.jpg
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/.jpg

Uh oh!

[Rongi]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w121/frogstomppppppp/1-3.jpg

"Damnit! Without my photoshops I am like Garfunkel without Simon!"

[Orange Juice Bruce]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back01.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back02.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back03.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back04.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back05.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back06.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back07.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back08.jpg


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back09.jpg

[Orange Juice Bruce]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/funkeemonk/Back10.jpg

[Mock Wars Admin]

Round 2-B has ended and this thread is officially closed.


Registered Mock Wars Participants and UGS members may vote on this round at the
Mock Wars 2K7 Round 2, Block B Voting Thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25239)

Discuss this and other Mock Wars 2007 rounds in the
Mock Wars 2K7 Commentary Thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23927)