MOCK WARS 2K7: Round 3 - Mockery VS The World (GRUDGE MATCH)

[Mock Wars Admin]

Mock Wars 2K7, Round 3 (Block A)

Mockery VS THE WORLD


Will take place in this thread. "THE WORLD" is defined as "anyone eligible to post in this forum".

This contest will continue from the date of the thread's creation until 11:59 PM on Wednesday. Voting on this battle will then continue from Thursday until 11:59 PM Sunday.

[Mockery]

They say "it takes two to tango" but it takes more for an orgy. Well guess what. We have an orgy right here in this grudge match and I'm going to FUCK all of you raw.

[Chojin]

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

[Chojin]

IT'S OKAY, CITIZENS, THE THREAT HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED.

[Lenor]

Chojin, thats very intimidating.

[Lenor]

What, your not going to photoshop him to death, while he uses his l33t skillz of umm..

What exactly does RoGer do?

[Chojin]

THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE, CITIZEN, YOU MAY MOVE ALONG.

[Lenor]

IM NOT A ROBOT, YOU CAN'T JUST PROGRAM ME.

[Mockery]

IT'S OKAY, CITIZENS, THE THREAT HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED.
Uh oh, looks like the sheriff is in town for a showdown at high noon! Must've been all that "orgy" talk that attracted him. Odd though, I don't think I mentioned anything about furries or glitter. Guess in his old age he's not as picky with his turn-ons any more.

You know, I've always wanted to know what that badge says. Let's take a closer look...

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/chojin-sheriff.jpg

Damn, if Chojin's the sheriff, that must mean the rest of you are his hired thugs who fuck up all his plans and drink all the town's whiskey.

Except for Lenor. I'm guessing she works at the brothel. Unfortunately, the brothel has no paying customers (for obvious reasons). Don't worry about her though, she's got plans for putting on one of those "watch me fuck a horse" freak shows. Best o' luck with that Lenor. Drive them cowboys wild! Yeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaw!

[Rez]

rog thats such a good photoshop you should make an entire article about it and post it on some front page nobody reads ever except for protoclown

[Fathom Zero]

Soooo who wants to hunt some white folk with me?

[Mockery]

rog thats such a good photoshop you should make an entire article about it and post it on some front page nobody reads ever except for protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/rez-snooty.gif

[Lenor]

....But. unfortunately for Roger's inability to read the fine print; he never noticed that when he comes to catch a glimpse at this 'freak show', I have prepared. He was going to be the main attraction.

COME ONE COME ALL!
Watch the Surprised face, when Mr.Mockery himself, catches a ride from our very own 8 and half inched Pony of Pleasure!

[Mockery]

Couldn't even coax a horse into fucking you, eh? It's ok honey, we'll find you a date sooner or later, I promise. In the meantime, return to your farm and see if you can talk any of the other animals into "performing" with you. If not, you can at least fertilize your land with all the shit that pours from your mouth 24/7.

[Grislygus]

WORLD REPRESENTATIVES STUNNED! WAR IMMINENT! OUTRAGE EXPRESSED!


ENGLAND!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/WimpyGetsMedieval.jpg

"You want me to what?! I hardly even know
Mr. Barr, now kindly bugger off."


FRANCE!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/France.jpg
"Le créateur de cet emplacement de réseau est un gaspillage déplorable de saucisse !"


GERMANY!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/DEUSCHELAND.jpg
"Ich werde milde mißfallen!"


ITALY!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Italy.jpg
"Come se importiamo più!"

[Fathom Zero]

I can stick my entire hand in my mouth. I think I should win.

[Mockery]

While Grislygus finishes his Google image search for "not funny", do any of you other pissants wanna take a shot, or are you all still too busy sniffing grandma's cornhole for kicks while she's passed out from being overmedicated?

[Fathom Zero]

HAH! My grandma's dead!

Your move, Sherlock.

[Mockery]

As if that'd stop you from taking an occasional sniff-a-roo? I think not.

[Fathom Zero]

Sniff-a-roni, Pablo.

[Black Flag]

Mockery? More like hickery, dickery, dockery!

[Fathom Zero]

You said dickery.

[Lenor]

I'm sure you were looking forward to that orgy, but your mom mistake your bottle of viagra for valium and the outcomes are'nt looking so hot.

[Mockery]

Jesus, it's like I'm pitted against a group of bumbling fuckups that couldn't mock their way out of preschool.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/resent.gif

Shut the fuck up, Thineus Von Hematicman.

[Lenor]

I know you are, but what am I?

[Misdemonar]

faggot

[Mockery]

Awwwww, don't let all that pent up rage from not even making it past the 2007 mock wars qualifiers lower you to homophobic slander. Oh wait, did I say lower you? I meant raise you, because, let's be honest here... that's pretty much the most creative thing you've ever said on these forums. Fret not though, Misdemonar, I'm sure there's somebody out there who thinks you're funny... somebody somewhere far, far away in a land where people watch re-runs of "Full House" and have themselves a good cry in their lonely isolation as they slowly drift off to sleep every night.

[noob3]

what's up, mockery? still sucking at starcraft?

[noob3]

still having hot sex with that 1 hot broad? what was her name? poopa? :lol

[noob3]

what will your kid be named?

"king retard"

looooool

[noob3]

oops i mean PRINCE RETARD SON OF POOPA & KING RETARD

[noob3]

NEW ARTICLE: "Is my son retarded?"

[Fathom Zero]

Comments have been disabled for this photo.

[Mockery]

Starcraft, "poopa" and retards? Wow, you're busting out the BIG GUNS for this match, and it only took a flurry of frantic posts to do it too!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/noob-victory.jpg

You're gonna go far, champ.

[Zomboid]

NEW ARTICLE: Wacky ways to take a shit! (with guest appearance by ProtoClown)

[Grislygus]

Your latest blog entry is on a subject previously discussed by the albinoblacksheep forums! Therefore, it qualifies an old meme! An old meme in which you, sir, are partaking. And this one isn't even from 4chan.




Actually, considering all the 4chan memes I keep seeing around here, maybe that's a good thing.

[Womti]

ok sorry Mr. Mockery I'm gonna have to pull an esuolhijme on you, but here goes:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-holiday06/2.jpg
WELL HOWDY FOLKS! I'M ROGER BARR! I RUN A SAID WEBSITE CALLED I-MOCKERY.COM!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-holiday06/2.jpg
ON I-MOCKERY.COM, WE BELIEVE IN HUMOR.
WE-


wait, fuck this. :(

[Grislygus]

STAY ON TARGET...

STAY ON TARGET...

[Womti]

you try the pic thing gus.
he makes it so damn hard to find good pics of him, even on the site >:
I mean google his name and all you get are insurance salesmen, wtf

[Womti]

STAY ON TARGET...

STAY ON TARGET...

http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/bzdar.jpg
...FOR THE WIN.

[Mockery]

you try the pic thing gus.
he makes it so damn hard to find good pics of him, even on the site >:
It's funny you mention that, because I was just remarking how hard it is to find good posts by you on these forums. Hell, if it wasn't for that six-character minimum setting, I'd bet about 99% of your posts would be solely emoticons. But hey, you said it best with your title when it comes to your posting abilities, "I have no sense of humor."

[Womti]

is that the worst you can do? zeus more like doctor seuss

[Womti]

and where were you remarking about how hard it is to find good posts by me? at least I dont smile like a fucking redneck. you know what I look like in person? a younger version of Orville Redenbacher. so you just go to hell with youir stuk-up Richmond, VAness. I hate your site anyway. all the games on it suck, your artices arent funny, and theonly reason you seem to have started it is so that this forum can continue to find more and more people it just doesnt like. and man, is that a damn good reason to run a website.:blah

[Mockery]

I hate your site anyway.
and man, is that a damn good reason to join a forum and rack up 370 posts in such a short time. :blah

And we're supposed to care what you look like in person because..... why?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Orville_Redenbacher.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000CSKKE6.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_AA160_.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000HD5SFW.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_AA160_.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://www.aenews.wsu.edu/July02AENews/PharmFarming/Cornfield.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://www.kidsdomain.com/craft/cegif/hall-popcorn.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

[Moobs]

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1143/mock1fy8.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9013/mock2fz3.jpg








.........
















http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9013/mock2fz3.jpg






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http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/2351/mock3eb7.jpg

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7554/mock5jm6.jpg

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/moobs1.jpg


MINUTES LATER...


http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/moobs2.jpg



HOURS LATER...


http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/moobs3.jpg

[Moobs]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/rog1.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/rog2.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/rog3.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/rog4.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/rog5.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/rog6.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/Puffman/rog7.jpg

[Moobs]

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/7421/articlebr4.jpg

[Lenor]

Moob's has snapped, leaving his alter ego, defending his mocking skills.

[Moobs]

Thank god you're here lenor i was trapped 1 on 1 it was like blindfiring against robocop. Phew ok Lenor lets give him what we've got. Together

[mburbank]

i know wheres you bin roger.







in the bad place.





its bad in the bad place roger
an it sticks to you an we can smell it on you








DON' YOU COME ROUND HERE NO MORE ROGER!!!

DON' YOU COME ROUND HERE!!!!!

[Lenor]

I think you and max have it covered; Besides RoGer didn't put on the greatest show at the brothel last nite, and now I must churn some butter on my farm.

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/drippy1.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/drippy2.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/drippy3.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/drippy4.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/drippy5.jpg

[MLE]

There once was this moderator,
Whose name happened to be Roger.
His wife's name was re;
It's not meant to be-
It seems like it's guys he prefers!

[noob3]

http://www.mcpeepants.com/pics/oldrippy1.gif

[Lenor]

Best Poem Ever!

Roger, too bad I don't drop those 'plur pills' anymore; or any type of drug.

But, I don't see kahl passing any form of drug testing any time soon.

[noob3]

oh man i posted a picture of OL DRIPPY from ATHF it was great!!!

[thebiggameover]

rog, you are a gay....

[Rez]

Couldn't even coax a horse into fucking you, eh? It's ok honey, we'll find you a date sooner or later, I promise. In the meantime, return to your farm and see if you can talk any of the other animals into "performing" with you. If not, you can at least fertilize your land with all the shit that pours from your mouth 24/7.



god rog, you're compleely horrible at this. you remind me of "that roomate" who's 26 and thinks that the best insult is making a word mean something else by putting quotes around it.

ooh, you made it mean something dirty.

hey rog say something about monkeys and other "random" shit.
fool.

i bet you win this one purely on persistance and the will to draw asinine crap on top of asinine ideas and awkwardly insert jokes on every panel..

that's called effort and you sir are simply not worth it.

[Mockery]

There once was this moderator,
Whose name happened to be Roger.
His wife's name was re;
It's not meant to be-
It seems like it's guys he prefers!
There once was this lady named Emily,
Who thought she was lucky as a four-leaf clover.
She dreamed of making chain mail;
Sadly she was destined to fail-
For it seems that the medieval times are over.

god rog, you're compleely horrible at this. you remind me of "that roomate" who's 26 and thinks that the best insult is making a word mean something else by putting quotes around it.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/rez-snooty2.gif

[mburbank]

donchoo make fun of my friends, RoGer.

You'd be lucky to have a frend who would kill you nicely when it was time.









it wont be nicely when its killing time for you rOgEr








it wont be nicely at all

[Lenor]

max is a funny
funny
funnnnnyyy
fun
guy.

I thought what roger said about me at the brothel was funny. :/

UT OH


THAT MEANS ITS NOT!


HI MY NAME IS AMBER, MY FAVORITE COLOR IS CLEAR, I LIKE TO WATCH THE WIND GO BY.

haha.. everyone is looking at me, cause your all so funny it makes me giggle, While I put NO effort in CLASS.

Syracuse University <--my school--> Is seeded 5th in the country for basketball. w00t

[Moobs]

Lenor that was excellent his brain is probably fried by now.

Go Justice League!

[Womti]

and man, is that a damn good reason to join a forum and rack up 370 posts in such a short time. :blah

And we're supposed to care what you look like in person because..... why?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Orville_Redenbacher.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000CSKKE6.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_AA160_.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000HD5SFW.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_AA160_.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://www.aenews.wsu.edu/July02AENews/PharmFarming/Cornfield.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."

http://www.kidsdomain.com/craft/cegif/hall-popcorn.jpg
"...FOR THE WIN."




http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/280668.jpg
Q desenfrene!
wooo wowowowooow wowowowow wow wow!!

TRANSLATED:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/280668.jpg
YOU GO -RoG-! I KNOW NOTHING OF YOUR BRILLIANCE AND AM APPARENTLY A PEDOPHILE WHO EATS CHILDREN UP LIKE POPCORN! TANDY-FUCKING-HO!!!!

[Rez]

i couldnt even be bothered to read that.

you're not funny, rog.

[noob3]

mockery's mocking reads more like a boring journal or something

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/BadumBUM.jpg

[Tropical]

Hey Rog, the 'Select your destiny' or CYOA series sucked after the first one. I mean the first one was like haha oh yea i used to read books like that. Now they're just kinda lame, meh how sad do i have to be to read this to the end. I mean the plot is just nonsensical, and the the decisions u make are completely unpredictable cause everything is just retarded. Seriously, i'd rather watch a Uwe Boll movie than read another CYOA past 2 choices. I know u spent a lot of effort on this Rog, but does it hurt to make more than 1 winning ending?

[Misdemonar]

Rog you are a NERD, the only reason I',m here is to keep NERDS like you in check.

[Zomboid]

Pickle hats and goggles crossed over from WACKY to GAY.

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/pix/mockwars07/mockposter.gif

[Fathom Zero]

We all know that RPG is just a metaphor for penis.

[Mock Wars Admin]

Round 3-A has ended and this thread is officially closed.


Registered Mock Wars Participants and UGS members may vote on this round next week Wednesday with the other Round 3 matches.

Discuss this and other Mock Wars 2007 rounds in the
Mock Wars 2K7 Commentary Thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23927)