The Gay Thread

[Anonymous]

I like girls

[FS]

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/sigs/no.png

[James]

I like girls too! Wanna go to Lillith Fair together?

[FartinMowler]

I wrote something and now I feel uncomfortable. Is it me or is it hot in here? Ok I am leaving.

[The Unseen]

Fartin must be gay :lol :lol :lol

[FartinMowler]

No I'm not gay but I am happy that Doopa, that I don't know at all will be happy. I just hope that she doesn't shave her hair and wear lumber jack shirts.

[liquidstatik]

Thats sick that you like little girls, Jamesman :( I like women, so Im not gay either :/

Oh yeah, go suck a donkey dick, Fartin :)

I dont know what im talkin about :/ duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwweeeeee

[Pub Lover]

THIS THREAD IS FOR PEOPLE TO BE GAY IN. IN A HOMOSEXUAL WAY.
Fine. I would like to have sex with men, particularly Chojin if he's interested. :love :orgasm :love

But I must say I'm still mad about what I said I was mad at earlier. >:

[mew barios]

if i had made this thread then i bet no one would've posted innit. :(

[Anonymous]

I would have posted in it!

THIS THREAD IS FOR PEOPLE TO BE GAY IN. IN A HOMOSEXUAL WAY. THE REST OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT!

[James]

The other night, I had a dream that I was uber-gay, and I was flirting like such a slut with Jared from the Subway commercials.

Are you happy, Doopa? >:

[sadie]

i'm not gay 'cause i love men, but i've had my share of experiences. ;)

[kellychaos]

I like girls

Saying women would have been better ... I feel psycho-visually cheated. :/

[soundtest]

whether i am gay or straight depends solely on mew's gender :love

[James]

Women are fat divorcees with short gender-bending haircuts and a skin texture of an old catcher's mitt due to years of smoking.

Girls are sexy.

[Ninjavenom]

:love to both of your posts!

[mew barios]

i'm a boy. o.o also, i like boys. i would like to find someone who is at least somewhat well adjusted, and at least mostly at ease with who they are. someone who doesn't feel like they have to be flouncy or flaunty or slutty, as i have no energy for dramatics. at the moment, i would just as soon keep the company of my friends as become involved with anyone. i dunno. i'm tired from working.

end of post.

[The Unseen]

You guys are fags >: I cant believe this thread was locked it is full of sickos >: >: >:

[Mockery]

i'm a boy. o.o also, i like boys. i would like to find someone who is at least somewhat well adjusted, and at least mostly at ease with who they are. someone who doesn't feel like they have to be flouncy or flaunty or slutty, as i have no energy for dramatics. at the moment, i would just as soon keep the company of my friends as become involved with anyone. i dunno. i'm tired from working.

end of post.

Mew, someday you'll find a sexy man who looks like Simon Belmont. Who knows, maybe he'll even have a whip. :o!

[Anonymous]

awwww mew :(

i would like to find someone who is at least somewhat well adjusted, and at least mostly at ease with who they are.

I think supposedly that doesn't happen for a lot of people till they are...like...uh... 30 or something




Mew, someday you'll find a sexy man who looks like Simon Belmont. Who knows, maybe he'll even have a whip. :o!

You bought a whip :confused

[Anonymous]

I'd do a guy and have done makies-out with one before, but I don't think I could have a serious relationship with one.
But I must say I'm still mad about what I said I was mad at earlier.
?

[jin]

:love chojin :love

You better back the FUCK off Pub Lover or you betta watch youself, foo, the boy is mine.

Respect, yo.

heaHehAEhaHEhAEHHEAHAe

I really dont mind gender as personality and people's erm... souls really have nothing to do with gender, and personalities are really what matter, in my opinion there is really no point limiting yourself orstopping yourself simply because of what set of organs a person was born with.

PS. Plus, some boys are damned pretty.

PPS. im looking at you choji. :love

[The Unseen]

I guess I lose then :(

[Anonymous]

I really dont mind gender as personality and people's erm... souls really have nothing to do with gender, and personalities are really what matter, in my opinion there is really no point limiting yourself orstopping yourself simply because of what set of organs a person was born with.

:rock

[James]

That's all good and fine, but that doesn't apply if you're not attracted to the same or opposite sex. Physical appearance is everything, especially since personalities are always bullshit once the surface is scratched away. You talk about souls, but you might as well be talking about firebreathing orange elephants. Neither are real.

And though I don't have a set "look" that I find myself attracted too, I know that it won't ever involve a penis.

And no, I'm not being a homophobe. >:

[Anonymous]

Jin is without a doubt the supermodel of this board, but Pub an Mew are cute too.

And then Jamesman finds an eerie female resemblance to me:

http://www.popndeth.com/imock/femaleeric.jpg

I cropped the picture for reasons you probably don't want to know. But there's a reason she's in a bathtub.
And it has very little to do with hygiene.

[Jixby Phillips]

One time I saw this person and thought it was a girl and I thought "oh what a cute girl" and then I realized it was a boy and I thought "oh what a cute boy" and then I realized I could be a little bit gay and it felt kind of cool :)

But then I realized I was right the first time and it was a girl after all and I was a little disapointed. :(

That guy in that picture above this post is cute.

[ItalianStereotype]

:melt

chojin at least knows how i feel about this.

:blah

[FS]

That picture will haunt my dreams. And in my dreams I'll probably see what that string she's holding attaches to.

[jin]

In response to Jamesman:

Although most people DO present a bullshit surface and present themselves in a certain way to attract others, most people also prefer to present an image of what they would like to be or be percieved as to ALL people, or at least try.

Obviously many relationships are based on lust or the need to present an image of being a certain way in which the relationship is basically an accessory to life or a lifestyle, but that doesnt mean that ALL relationships are like that.

I know that in my dealing with others and especially my love, I try to present no facades and pray that the same is true for other person.

As i know i am not unique and my thoughts and feelings not unique in this world, wouldnt it be true for others to be the same, and though it may not be a large percentage (cyniscm) there would be others who are like me who try to not present facades to decieve or impress, and while a "Soul" in the religious context may or may not exist, the basic human personality and person is what I meant.

Conforming to a image or standard or even the relations standards or ideas on the way to act, behave and think is what makes most people behave the way they do and even though a LOT of relationships are like this, not all are, and not all have to be.

Physical appearance does have a great effect and I know i am too vain myself to be attracted, and my attention wouldnt be drawn to a more, homely(?) person, but it isnt everything, I know there are people I will still love no matter how they look and the fact that they are attractive just becomes a bonus.

But on the other hand, a person who does present a false surface is probably insecure in themselves regardless of gender or sexual preference would probably be not strong(?), mature(?) (im sorry for my poor english, i dont know the word, something like a mixture of those two???) enough to relate or have a relationship with another person.

[James]

The picture was from T-Shirt Hell's whore section, where they put up pictures of people wearing their shirts. That girl? is wearing an "Abortions Tickle" shirt, and she's doing a faux-abortion.

Another winner: Someone's wearing a "Homosexuals are Gay" shirt, while getting an autograph from Christopher Lowell.

Jin, I wasn't necessarily saying people present facades to try and impress and whatnot. I was just saying that no matter what, you're always going to find something that ruins the idea that the person you think you know isn't a worthless whore.

[FartinMowler]

:lol



[quote]you're always going to find something that ruins the idea that the person you think you know is a worthless whore.

[James]

Typos are the worst when they totally change the point you were trying to make. :(

[jin]

That seems like a bit of a jaded outlook.

Where is your optimism and belief in the human spirit?

haHAHa

But seriously, I figure, ALL people are hypocrites and idiots a lot of the time, and once you can accept this the easier it is to interact with others.

All life and relations should be entered into with a healthy amount of cynicism and apathy.

[James]

I admit I'm a hypocrite. It's synonymous with being a human being. But I refuse to admit I'm an idiot MOST of the time.

[jin]

I know I am.

And quite a few people are an idiot all the time.

[Helm]

I'm so fucking boring.

I've gone to great lengths so as to numb the feeling of lust one feels towards either gender. I'm so utterly boring I'm more gay than normal gay.

[Ninjavenom]

:shocked

[FS]

Tho what'th a guy gotta do to get ThThA to potht in thith thread? :rolleyes

[SisterOFMercy]

this is all complete B.S..

[mew barios]

i like to kiss boys. :o

[liquidstatik]

I think, that the whole point in living is to populate the world :/ And two men can't make children, just as two women cant make children. Which is the main reason I believe people should stick to the opposite sex. If everybody is off fucking their own sex then the population goes down. And that means the mexicans will rule over us :( Becuase they dont count as humans... they're just dirty little whores >:

[FS]

this is all complete B.S..

You should really stop walking around flapping your lips. Incoherent blabber tends to dribble out.

Fag. :rolleyes

liquidstatik, by your logic the world would be even more overpopulated than it already is. Nature's doing just fine. Also, I think medical science is already/almost to the point of being able to use genetic material to impregnate a woman with no interference of a man.

[liquidstatik]

Right again FS :(

[glowbelly]

i kiss girls.
i kiss boys.
i shoulda kissed doopa when i had the chance, but i was shy and there were a million rednecks around (not to mention her hubby).
errrrr...
yah.

hi mew! :)

[Helm]

Surely there's more to being than having babies. People, unlike 99% of the animal species, have the capacity for activity for the sake of pleasure, be it mental or physical. Sure, the whole orgasm-feels-nice factor's there so we have incentive to prepetuate, but that doesn't say much.

[liquidstatik]

My 3 dogs seem to do it for pleasure :/ I mean, thats all they do is hump each other :(

[James]

Synthetic babies :rock

[SisterOFMercy]

being homosexual is contrary to nature..( it's only obvious a man was supposed to go with a woman, biology 101) but if you want to go off and spread your HIV, go ahead. homosexuals..try to make straights seem like whores..but it's actually the other way around. straights don't feel the need to flaunt the fact that they are heterosexual, they don't need parades or a specific flag with a rainbow on it. homosexuals go out of their way to impose their way of life on society. i don't know about you, but i don't want to see two people kissing or fondling each other of the same sex..anymore than i do people of the opposite sex. keep your personal life, personal..along with your preferences. no one cares if your gay so stop broad casting it. and i suppose we need to be tolerate of each other in order to co-exist peacefully. but never, ever think for a moment that you are right. you will all burn and die.... :x

[Mockery]

Let it be known that SisterOfMercy is officially the most ignorant, useless fuckup on the I-Mockery forums. There's a lot of competition for that title too, but with a post like that last one, you blow them all out of the water.

pathetic.

[SisterOFMercy]

you're obviously a fag then..

[James]

Look, either you suck my cock, or I'll suck it for you.

Either way, you're gonna shut up. Homo.

[SisterOFMercy]

fags are too sensitive..people always get defensive when they are wrong...

[James]

Dude, fucking suck my cock like the daddy's bitch I'm going to make you be! >:

Gag on it, slut! Gag on it like you love it you little sissy fagboy! Yeah, you fucking love being my cockwhore, don't you? You little sissy boy. >:

[SisterOFMercy]

Profanity- the linguistic clutch of an inarticulate moron..

enough said...

[Mockery]

"fag", the linguistic clutch of a pedestrian simp who doesn't understand that the word is profane.

[SisterOFMercy]

it's only profane to a homosexual. in which case it doesn't offend me...so i don't care...

[mew barios]

hi glowbelly! :)

i kissed a boy today. i recommend it to everyone. :o

[Protoclown]

but never, ever think for a moment that you are right. you will all burn and die.... :x

Sheesh! Come on, Sister of Mercy!!

SHOW SOME MERCY! :dunce

[Anonymous]

i shoulda kissed doopa when i had the chance, but i was shy and there were a million rednecks around (not to mention her hubby).


baby you are sooooooo fine!!!:love

I am shy too and don't usually kiss on the first date ;)

[Anonymous]

it's only profane to a homosexual
At the risk of giving you attention...

So, calling someone a ****** is only profane to black people? Do you agree with the 10% gay population statistic? Do you wear pink or white manties?

[Protoclown]

I'm so shy I don't even GO on the first date *giggles and blushes and runs away*

[James]

I could call SisterOFMercy a faggot for his views, and he will LOVE it, because calling someone a faggot is only offensive to people that are gay.

But note how confusing that is: Some who does not like gay people feels that only gay people are offended by being called a faggot. You'd think he'd take offense to being called one, seeing how he hates them... put two and two together, and I think SisterOFMercy is a member of the Pink Mafia himself. ;)

[liquidstatik]

*giggles and blushes and runs away*
:lol *giggle giggle* lol

Anyway

SisterOfMercy... What you said was just a wee bit rude and shit >: Im not gay, and I really dont support homosexuality... but you shouldnt slam shit like that down their throats. They're people to fuck face. >: NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCKS JAMESMAN'S DICK LIL WHORE! >: >: >:

[kellychaos]

.. put two and two together, and I think SisterOFMercy is a member of the Pink Mafia himself. ;)

Elton John is the Godmother of that evil organization :) ... yeah, I watch "Will & Grace" once in a while ... :/ :)

[SisterOFMercy]

it's way too easy to get an emotional response from you people. i've had enough of you kids.

only fags get that emotional that easily..over what another says on a internet discussion board..yawn*


~die, and rid the world of your perversity~

that's bound to ruffle someone's feathers..i can't wait to see what the next fag has to say..keep it coming..it's entertaining..

[mew barios]

arg. my feathers. i am defeated.

[Ninjavenom]

I think it would be funny if you broke your ribs. Or just your neck. Whichever.

edit: How'd you slip in there, Mew?

[liquidstatik]

I have nothing more to say really :/ HAHA YOUR FUNS RUINED YOU LIL SISSY BITCH! MWAHAHAHHAHA! EAT OLD PEOPLE SCABS WHORE! :(

[Bod]

Sisters of Mercy, Gay people have parades cos they know it will piss off people like you.

Hetros don't need them cos they haven't been ostracised by society and victimised for their love, they don't need to ashow a united front.



I think, that the whole point in living is to populate the world
Maybe Homosexuality is nature's way of slowing us down

[Agent Burdock]

Bod, you took the words right out of my mouth.


SisterofMercy, do not be so prideful and arrogant in your assumption that you know whom will burn and for what. It could be your downfall.

[soundtest]

being homosexual is contrary to nature..

because (http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2001-12/wcs-hbd120601.php) homosexuality (http://www.stonewallinn.com/Features/BioExEssay.html) never (http://www.sciencenews.org/sn_arc97/1_4_97/bob1.htm) occurs (http://www.postfun.com/pfp/sex/lolite/nature.html) in nature (http://www.salon.com/it/feature/1999/03/cov_15featurea.html) :dunce

[feelevil]

2 each there 0wn - live n let live

why is it any of ur business what peeps do in their bedroom? fuckin whiny goth spoiled white trash with cash

[Zosimus]

sisterof mercy, you can personally suck MY ass...

Here, take some time to read about "real" life:


http://www.rnw.nl/lifestyle/html/gayanimals000808.html

http://www.salon.com/it/feature/1999/03/cov_15featurea.html

..welcome to our world ~filled to the brim with perverts~! :lol

edit: sorry soundtest, hadn't realized that your last resonse contained a link, let alone the same link I used :/

[ziggytrix]

"arg. my feathers. i am defeated."

best retort ever! :)

um, topicality... i've kissed enough boys to know that i like to kiss girls more. girls don't get icky stubble.