Women AppreciHATEtion Thread

[MattJack]

THIS THREAD WAS ORGINALLY ABOUT LOVING WOMEN

BUT THAT WAS THE OLD ME AND THIS IS THE NEW ME AND I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR GRLS NEMORE CAUSE I HATE THEM BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LYKE DOODES NOW OR ANYTHING SO DON'T GET ANY IDEAS FELLAS BUT YEA THIS THREAD IS NOW FOR TOTAL HATE SO YOU SHOULD PUT ALL YOUR "MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME AND WE HAVE BEEN DATING 23 YEARS THREAD" MATERIAL IN HERE AND NOT MAKE ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THAT BUT THAT IS JUST A THOUGHT YKKNOW?

[MattJack]

I guess I really am alone. :(

[kahljorn]

I like intelligent women too ;(

[MattJack]

Intelligence is actually one of those things that are important.

Another thing is they have got to have is a sense of humor or atleast a sarcasm detector. Sometimes my extremely dry (and unfunny) sarcasm goes completely over their head and all of a sudden I'm the asshole who hates black people.

[Lenor]

BEST THREAD EVER!

[MattJack]

We appreciate you Lenor. This thread is for you. Intelligence, sex appeal, an edgy wit, and the fact that you are nasty and don't give a damn.

[liquidstatik]

guys i'm sorryy but i'm not too much into older women they're cute tho :x

but i dooooo appreciate a sense of humor :D

[Terra]

a gal would have to have a sense of humor to hook up with you. :lol

[MattJack]

I love all women in general, as long as they are above 18 or 19 and not virgins.

I just like have weird fetishes/flings/tastes I suppose. :(

[MattJack]

Oh and I hates feet, keep your socks on girl.

[Lenor]

Heh, I hate feet too. I can never wear the same pair of socks, more then once. So, I buy all new socks every week.

[SKATERMONKEY]

I love a gal that can laugh at my jokes
I love a gal that likes sex and doesn't use it as "leverage"
I love a gal that likes to cook and clean and doesn't complain
I love a gal that I can just chill out and talk about sport or movies with
I love a gal that loves gals
I love gals.

edit: not my ex though she's a BITCH we just broke up.
It''s all good though I work in the city and theres so much talent there

[MattJack]

SKATERMONKEY you just need to learn how to use your sex as leverage ;)

[Gabby GaGa]

now this is a tough one.
I'm strange in the way that I believe women should be play the submissive role.
Cooking cleaning, etcettera.
I'm a stepford wife waiting to happen.
but this seems to work against me. If I cook for my man, he says im trying to get something out of him.
If I clean his nasty ass house, (dishes from 2005, half-sandwhiches despersed throught the house),
then I'm a neat freak.
What's strangest to me
is that I'm interested in human sexualty,
yet this scares men. This, I will never understand.
When I bring up anything of a sexual nature, the man turns a shade of pink, stutters like a moron,
says something cheesy,
apologizes and starts talking about mindless drivvel.

If I bring something up that requires an ounce of thought,
he brags to no end, with no factual support.
(this is actually where I got the idea for my experiment. See: general blabber)

I do have a question for the men here.
Women have a natural maternal instinct, and want to comfort on love-on their men.
Men do seem to want to be babied.
So why is it that when a woman fufills this,
she gets yelled at for being too motherly?
It seems too contradictory.

[Grislygus]

GUYS AND DOOOOOOOOOLLS
WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF CRAZY
GUYS AND DOLLS

[GADZOOKS]

this sucks

I can't believe it, this sucks

Women are great, but this sucks

[Jixby Phillips]

I only like FAMOUS women!

[Jeanette X]

Men do seem to want to be babied.
So why is it that when a woman fufills this,
she gets yelled at for being too motherly?

I've never had this happen when I've got maternal towards a boyfriend.
Maybe if you didn't try to bottlefeed them on the second date...

[Gabby GaGa]

i mean things like cooking.
One time i cooked my boyfriend dinner.
His priceless masculine reply

"I'll TELL YOU WHEN I'M HUNGRY!"

[Misdemonar]

Gaby go stick a tampon in your vagina hole

[Jeanette X]

i mean things like cooking.
One time i cooked my boyfriend dinner.
His priceless masculine reply

"I'll TELL YOU WHEN I'M HUNGRY!"

Maybe if you didn't date total jerkwads you'd get a better response.

[Womti]

this sucks

I can't believe it, this sucks

Women are great, but this sucks


you suck

[Goat Cheese]

I love it when a woman makes me a sandwich after fellatio.

[Fathom Zero]

Well, when you please a man right, he has to give you something back.

[MattJack]

Well, when you please a man right, he has to give you something back.

Like a black eye?