Salutations

[LOBSTER]

Greetings, humans.

[Misdemonar]

HI!222

[noob3]

is this some sort of joke

I USE TO HAVE AN AIM NAME LOBSTER O JEHOVA

you are ripping me off to the max

ps the only true lobsters follow the love that is jehova!!!

[Emu]

Welcome to the Animesuperstar.edu forums, LOBSTER! You'll fit right in.

[Goat Cheese]

This looks like a character. At least I hope it is.

[Blue Fox]

lobsters are being treated horribly u kno.

that's y my sis and i are forming a band.

Artificial Waters, Boiled Alive, and How Much Does a Lobsters Soul Cost? are just a few of our hits!

Lobster, i will end your suffering!

[Terra]

GET RID OF THE PINK ALREADY

[noob3]

get rid of terra, replace with more blue fox! she's quickly becoming the best poster on here :o

[Matt Harty]

worst character intro ever

[Blue Fox]

awww!

thank you noob! U r so cool!

[liquidstatik]

i agree with noooobb go blue fox terra shut up right now

[Pudty]

Welcome to the official I mockery messsageboard.
Being the ultimate moderator I must issue you a screening test.


DOB:
VIRGINY STATUS:
IF STATUS IS POOR; EXPLAIN:
LITERS OF WATER YOU THINK YOU COULD POUND IN ONE SESSION (3 decimal places):
IF LITERS IS OVER 2; EXPLAIN:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

lobsters are being treated horribly u kno.

that's y my sis and i are forming a band.

Artificial Waters, Boiled Alive, and How Much Does a Lobsters Soul Cost? are just a few of our hits!

Lobster, i will end your suffering!

please kill yourself. do it now.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Welcome to the official I mockery messsageboard.
Being the ultimate moderator I must issue you a screening test.


DOB:
VIRGINY STATUS:
IF STATUS IS POOR; EXPLAIN:
LITERS OF WATER YOU THINK YOU COULD POUND IN ONE SESSION (3 decimal places):
IF LITERS IS OVER 2; EXPLAIN:\


you too

[Terra]

i agree with noooobb go blue fox terra shut up right now

hey liquid! quit riding on the heels of another poster unless your testicles haven't yet dropped. otherwise you go, you poor sniveling fuckpus!

[Womti]

i agree with noooobb go blue fox terra shut up right now

:lol;)>:

[Terra]

hey WHAT? are you posting from the library again, you homeless fuck? :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

WHAT is homeless? Shouldn't he be doing something other than posting drivel on a message board...like say...GETTING A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Terra]

i think the library logged him out. one can't have a job if one doesn't having a mailing address.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

that's true, love. I didn't think of that.

[Womti]

i think the library logged him out. one can't have a job if one doesn't having a mailing address.


terra, you're fucking dumb.

[GADZOOKS]

Really, Cosmo is like the new Lotida with the hijacking of threads to be stupid with Terra and such. Wasn't he funny before? And Terra wasn't so bad until she pulled this stunt, AGAIN.

[Black Flag]

I know! Cosmo was a pretty alright guy until he turned into Terra's Ed McMahon.

And I don't know why Terra has to periodically prove that she's so IN YOUR FACE.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I know! Cosmo was a pretty alright guy until he turned into Terra's Ed McMahon.

And I don't know why Terra has to periodically prove that she's so IN YOUR FACE.

Oh. lighten up, for christs sake. I was an asshole before and you all know it.

[noob3]

cosmo you are the worst poster here! for real!

[Black Flag]

man it is not about you being an asshole it is about you following terra around and practically congratulating her on everything she says

you're good enough on your own cosmo! you don't need to be somebody's sidekick!

[Black Flag]

is this a self-esteem thing or something?

[Black Flag]

you can do it man!

i believe in you!

[noob3]

he just has a raging boner for terra

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you can do it man!

i believe in you!

is this an intervention, man?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

he just has a raging boner for terra

Jesus...you and James...is that all you cretins think about?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

is this a self-esteem thing or something?

:( I feel so dirty :(

[noob3]

its hard not to think about when you pretty mcuh are rubbing it on your keyboard

[Cosmo Electrolux]

its hard not to think about when you pretty mcuh are rubbing it on your keyboard


You're pathetic, you know that? Fuck off, emo faggot. Considering the way you follow Lenor and Liquidstatic around like a horny dog, you have a lot of room to talk.

[GADZOOKS]

You're pathetic, you know that? Fuck off, emo faggot
hahah you sounded like Mad Max there for a second.

for the record it's Lenor who follows Noob around going "NOOB!!!!"

[noob3]

lol yes cosmo i am an "emo faggot" for real! and i don't follow anyone around, it's not my fault i have friends on this board who i dont have intense obsessions/boners with/for :o unlike you!

[Schimid]

Rename this thread COSMO'S SURPRISE PARTY and we'll host an intervention on the third page.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

lol yes cosmo i am an "emo faggot" for real! and i don't follow anyone around, it's not my fault i have friends on this board who i dont have intense obsessions/boners with/for :o unlike you!


Sorry man, no unnatural obsessions here. Did you ever think that Terra may be a friend of mine?

Something to think about.

Okay, I'm tired of arguing about stupid crap. I'd like to focus on more important things for a while. Please read my serious question thread.

Thanks,

Cosmo

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hahah you sounded like Mad Max there for a second.

for the record it's Lenor who follows Noob around going "NOOB!!!!"

my mistake. I stand corrected.

[Emu]

i've never seen a character fail so fast

[Womti]

cosmo you are the worst poster here! for real!



HYPOCRITICAL POSTINGS?!?!?!? >:

[Sacks]

Awwwright that means I'm moving up in this world.

[Sacks]

Man this rickety ass message board is breaking my balls. Quotes didn't work, edits don't work I can't fix the quotes...

cosmo you are the worst poster here! for real!

[noob3]

HYPOCRITICAL POSTINGS?!?!?!? >:

my post? no. this post of yours? yes!

[Terra]

lol yes cosmo i am an "emo faggot" for real! and i don't follow anyone around, it's not my fault i have friends on this board who i dont have intense obsessions/boners with/for :o unlike you!

again it goes back to the old "the forum is for real doooood" shtick. cos and i have no torrid, raging affair going on. we have fun and you fucktwits get all front of the bus about it. yeah we spray a couple of forums. big fucking deal.

if you want a real intervention, people, go to the myspace forums and wage war on those fucktards that have to take their pictures at odd, 45 degree angles with the racoon eyes and the emo spit coming out of their mouths. :)

[Schimid]

It is a big fucking deal when you're shitting all over the board, you dumb bitch. It's not funny, it's really not cute, and I really really hope to God that you bleed Cosmo out of your cunt very, very soon.

[Terra]

you greasy sack...i'm just responding. all over the message board? really????? general blubber. loveline, and mockwars.....really important forums i'm sacking, fuckwad

[Schimid]

Terra I have to be honest I only coaxed you into yelling at me because I'm writing a paper so can you please give me more examples of words with the prefix "fuck" because I'm stumped!

[Terra]

well now you have me digging for old gold. give me a few okay

[Schimid]

I mean, you're so good at this!

[Schimid]

It's like you're making them up, you know?

[Schimid]

Like, to fill a creative void within your soul or something.

[Terra]

Like, to fill a creative void within your soul or something.


when was the last time you took a decent shit? dude i took one five minutes ago and now i'm at a size zero. just thought that if you need to lose any weight or anything...

[Schimid]

There's Terra, everybody!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3043/terraqn0.png

[Terra]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/post_old.gif Mar 13th, 2007, 02:57 PM
no no no! this 'tis me!!

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/5531/terra8cx.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/quote.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=480038)

[Chojin]

JALAPENO POPPERS, WINDSHIELD WASHER FLUID, AND A THIRD THING

[Cosmo Electrolux]

JALAPENO POPPERS, WINDSHIELD WASHER FLUID, AND A THIRD THING

you're good at this! May I make a suggestion for the third thing?

a nude photograph of Jamie Farr.

[Terra]

wow. if chojin can name a third thing, he can be part of the tremendous faggots club.

then we can change our name to tres faggitos.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

wow, tres faggitos....would we have to wear pink versions of the three amigos costumes?

[Terra]

only the sombreros!

[Schimid]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5448/terra2li8.png

[Cosmo Electrolux]

only the sombreros!


I already have a sombrero...and some really tasty tequila. I'm not sure what your drink of choice is...or Chojins, for that matter. If you wear a sombrero, you have to drink.

[Rongi]

this is the worst party ever

[Cosmo Electrolux]

put on a sombrero and have a drink.
It's not a party...it's an intervention. with booze

[Fathom Zero]

It's okay. We know it's hard kicking the "being gay" habit.

[Terra]

oh speak for yourself, flipper. you still haven't kicked "gay."

[Terra]

I already have a sombrero...and some really tasty tequila. I'm not sure what your drink of choice is...or Chojins, for that matter. If you wear a sombrero, you have to drink.


i suppose i'll have to give up the merlot for something classy and snazzy. like tecate

[Fathom Zero]

You got a wierd head.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you call me gay, yet you have an avatar with some furry creature getting it up the ass, and all I've done is banter with a very attractive, albeit caustic, woman on a public message board.

[Terra]

YOU'RE HERE!!!!!!

[Johnnie]

Yeah...honestly man, that is very gay.

[Chojin]

SERIOUSLY, Fathom.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Yeah...honestly man, that is very gay.

Since I am vet with a high post count, and you are obviously a noob, I am well within my given rights to call you a cocksucker and tell you to fuck off.

thanks for visiting I-Mockery.com

[Terra]

:love and he is my fabulous bastard!!! :love

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you bet, Sweetheart! :love

[Johnnie]

No it's perfectly fine..I understand your high post count and all gives you superiority and what not around these places. But seriously...go fuck yourself.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

good, good...welcome...youre from the south...how far south, cracker boy?

[Johnnie]

Uh, south america

[Chojin]

Oh shit, can you get me Blanka's autograph?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

that's pretty far south, man.

[Blue Fox]

better not anger him, he has 39 posts!

[Goat Cheese]

Hey Blue Fox, about your sig. I think that foxes and humans do live in peace, I mean when was the last time you saw a fox and human war?

[Blue Fox]

yesterday. >:

[Lenor]

Look what you did goat fucker, you got her upset!

[Goat Cheese]

Look Lenor the day you don't upset someone with your lame posts then that'll be the day I 'll eat my hat.

[Terra]

the day you find your microscopic dick would be more monumental

[Lenor]

I read his post wrong, and almost thought he said 'ill eat my hair'. Cause that would be worth it to not piss anyone off for a day. :lol

[Schimid]

Oh my God, Terra makes a miniscule penis joke in this thread! Wait 'til the guys at work hear about this!

[Lenor]

Schimid do you always have to be such a tool all the time?

[Chojin]

Seriously schimid can you just let a girl retard up the place in peace?

[Womti]

Schimid do you always have to be such a tool all the time?


http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ab/HAY_GUYS.jpg

[Womti]

dont worry guys I'm here now with my retardedness what seeems to bethe poroblem

[noob3]

you are the problem

[Womti]

problem #4 ;)

[Blue Fox]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ab/HAY_GUYS.jpg

WHAT THE HELL?!?
This will haunt my dreams...:\