Noob haze

[Pihlak101]

Hey guys since im new and all can you newb haze so im "accepted" to a lesser degree. ( you have to have atleast 1000 posts) because I was reading some treads and it said something about them.

[Pihlak101]

Edit: have any of you guys ever beened hazed( storys)

[noob4]

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A NOOB? :lol

[noob3]

lol noob haze in my garage if u know what i am sayin i am high as fuck

[noob4]

HAHAHA NOOB HAZE MORE LIKE NOOB BLAZED :lol

[noob3]

lol noob kraze all the ladies uh krazin after us dudes!

[noob4]

HA NOOB MAZE IS WHERE I GET LOST AFTER I SMOKE TOO MUCH REEEEF :lol

[noob3]

lol noob glaze on a delicious doughnut that i will be eating cuz i got the munchies

[noob4]

HAHAA "NOOB STAYS" is what all the ladies say when i am like "okay i gotta leave ladies"

[noob3]

set noob fazers for high as fuck!!!

[noob4]

one time i got hit with the noob tazers and i was fucking paralyzed oh wait, i just smoked too much dankkkk

[noob3]

noob raze lol that time my house burnt down cuz of that blunt i lost in my couch :x

[noob4]

noob never pays is what this one hooker said to me but i was like "uh uh sorry i don't fuck hookahs I SMOKE CHRONIC OUT OF THEM" :lol

[noob3]

i was smoking in like some forest and then a gorgon came lol GAZE OF THE GORGON

and i got turned into STONED looool

[noob4]

one time i was smoking in like my kitchen and i fell into the fucking oven lol BLAZE OF THE OVEN

and i got BAKED llloooolll

[noob3]

:lol :lol :lol

i ordered a pizza with extra chaze and the delivery got there and he was like i got ur extra cheeze pizza and i was like "lol chaze" and he was like "whats that smell?" and i was like "its some green and i dont mean ur tip now get off my porch i gotta smooooke!"

[noob4]

one time i had to go take care of my grandma because she fucking fell down so i had to live with her while she healed up and i was in the room i was staying in smoking some herb and my grandma was yelling at me like "DO YOU SMELL A SKUNK" and i was like "fuck yeah I do grams"

[noob3]

one time i hit a small racoon in my car & my girlfriend started crying

i was like

"u gonna cry or pass that joint"

[noob4]

one time i was hanging out at the park with my friends and we were smokin a blunt and this hippie guy comes up to us and he is like "hey dudes can i hit that?" and i was like "Get the fuck out of here."

[noob3]

i worked with this chick & her son but they were related to this guy who smoked bad meth & like it liquified his liver or some organ! what a dumb ass lol! but he had good weed to sell! too bad about his organs :x

lol u know what i am sayin?

[noob4]

dude i don't fuck with meth, in the next county over there is like the meth town where everyone is a meth head and have bad teeth and i went there to meet some people and they were like "want some meth" and i was like "fuck no i like my teeth"

but now that i heard your story if i go back there I will tell them it

[noob3]

tell them meth makes people steal stuff and if they value thier stuff theyll move! that should help 8)

[noob4]

dude they totally know all about meth making people steal because the whole time I was there they were talking about people they ripped off and i felt very uncomfortable and left as quickly as possible so now that I think about it I probably won't be going back unless i absolutely have to :(

[noob3]

unless you need to get hella high on meth

lol also i was smokin and i coughed and i was like "man does this weed taste like carrots?" but i think i hacked up some of the carrots i was eating earlier man those are healthy AND delicious for sure!