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Zinger
Mar 15th, 2007, 04:58 AM
Does anyone else like to experiment when it comes to candy? I find candy especially awesome because you can just fart about with it as much as you like and not get in trouble or anything.

For instance, when I buy a pack of Starbursts, I like to take 4-5 of them, mush them together and roll them up into a SUPER STARBURST BALL. It's better if you take one from each colour/flavour, because then the ball turns out really colourful looking, but then I feel bad about eating something that looks so pretty. :|

What other candy inventions do you guys like to cook up? Perhaps I can get some ideas, but I'll most likely be told I smell of butt grease or something. :\

Womti
Mar 15th, 2007, 09:42 AM
I like to take varieties of candy and melt them down.

noob3
Mar 18th, 2007, 04:23 PM
crush cheetos up with resses in your mouth

Lenor
Mar 18th, 2007, 05:47 PM
ok that is just wrong..

ItalianStereotype
Mar 19th, 2007, 11:22 PM
egads Lenor! to action!

Lenor
Mar 21st, 2007, 01:14 AM
Touché..

kahljorn
Mar 21st, 2007, 02:11 PM
I'm still not convinced that cheetos and recees is a noncraptastic idea :(

Grislygus
Mar 21st, 2007, 03:30 PM
I was watching a very thought provoking film on human nature the other day, and you'll never guess where the sexy blonde coeds put the tootsie rolls.

noob3
Mar 21st, 2007, 03:31 PM
go buy some & start eating dude it is so good

also, you might want to grab a 20 oz of pepsi or whatever maybe CHERRY pepsi :slurrrp

EDIT this post was pretaining to resses+cheetos (doritos work too!!)

DuFresne
Mar 21st, 2007, 04:02 PM
I'll one-up you Gus and take a stab in the dark that the tootsie rolls were 11 in. long!

Sacks
Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:41 AM
I used to like to get a bunch of different sour candies and put them in my slurpee. That shit was out of control.

Sacks
Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:42 AM
I mean really one time we almost had to call a grown up.

Sacks
Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:43 AM
Like it was serious.

Sacks
Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:45 AM
:|


......

Womti
Mar 22nd, 2007, 03:41 PM
dont worry I feel your pain sacks! :|

DuFresne
Mar 22nd, 2007, 04:51 PM
May i join your apathy party, womti? :|

Womti
Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:46 PM
:|


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Lenor
Mar 22nd, 2007, 05:54 PM
I once snorted a pixi stick.. it hurt.

executioneer
Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:13 PM
one time i wrapped a candy necklace around my d*ck so tigth that my d*ck almost fell off so fuck candy neclkaces anyways

Lenor
Mar 22nd, 2007, 11:19 PM
yay! its the sexiest guy in the world!

MattJack
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:15 AM
Inventive thing to do with candy

Shove peppermints up your butthole.

Go to the doctor and tell the physician you have a discomfort, almost a constipated feeling, in your butthole.

When the physician makes you get naked and gets close to your butthole with their light and magnifying glass, blow a cool minty fart across their face. *

*if possible, hit the doctor in the face with the mints.

Lenor
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:32 AM
Would that be physically possible? 'Hooping' a peppermint might just soak in the thin skin of your ass, possibly?

Matt, not saying its not funny.

Smon
Mar 25th, 2007, 11:07 AM
Gummi: The most (http://homepage.mac.com/vasu42/PhotoAlbum5.html)inventive (http://www.yayachou.com/sculptures/gummi_chandelier.htm)candy (http://www.yayachou.com/sculptures/gummibear_rug.htm)ever.
(http://www.yayachou.com/sculptures/gummi_candelbra.htm)

Womti
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:08 PM
http://www.yayachou.com/images/Sculpture/gummi/chandelier.jpg
:faint

Sacks
Mar 25th, 2007, 03:02 PM
Won't it melt?

Divisible by Waffle
Mar 25th, 2007, 08:50 PM
I love taking Skittles and Starburst, then making the giant Starburst ball mentioned above but STUFF SKITTLES IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Sacks
Mar 26th, 2007, 05:39 AM
Have you tried this with sour skittles/starburst? Perhaps creating a pocket inside the ball and pouring all of the sour skittle powder into it?

Womti
Mar 26th, 2007, 10:27 AM
Won't it melt?


Who cares?

Sacks
Mar 26th, 2007, 11:58 AM
The guy who cleans the floors.

Divisible by Waffle
Mar 26th, 2007, 05:13 PM
Have you tried this with sour skittles/starburst? Perhaps creating a pocket inside the ball and pouring all of the sour skittle powder into it?Never thought of that, actually. That would be awesome.

Next time I get candy, I'm definitely doing that.

Womti
Mar 27th, 2007, 10:50 AM
The guy who cleans the floors.



seriously I'm just amazed at the massive amount of gummies there are for starters

tortillamaster
May 20th, 2007, 11:10 AM
melt a cup of jelly belly jelly beans in the microvave pour on ice cream while still molten works good with m&ms on vanilla too

arg_zombies
May 20th, 2007, 11:23 AM
Anyone seen the new Lucozade '24/7' strip thingies? They're meant to give you massive boosts of energy, and you're only allowed to take one every few hours, so me and my mates bought about 3 pack thingies, and poured them all into a lucozade sport and chugged it :)

I actually couldn't stop moving :\

Sacks
May 20th, 2007, 07:42 PM
I sampled your Lucozade while I was in England and I must say I was unimpressed!

arg_zombies
May 21st, 2007, 11:40 AM
heh
Join the club :\

GingerGrrl22
May 21st, 2007, 12:17 PM
Anybody ever make Butterscotch Haystacks? Make little stacks of those crunchy chow main noodles on wax paper, pour some melted butterscotch chips over them, and let them cool in the fridge for awhile. YUMMY!!!

DeadKennedys
Jun 4th, 2007, 07:10 AM
I take a small handful of skittles, put them in my girlfriend's ******, and then I **** **** *** *****. **.

Durin
Jul 8th, 2007, 04:40 AM
well, once i made a matrix gobstopper. I simply partially used the gobstopper, just enough to get it sticky, and did that with more than one, and i let em dry together so they would stick. I repeated the process till I had assembled a cube of yumminess.

Also, take some of that hallow licorice, fill it with salt, say its sugar, and trick someone else into eating it. Or if you wanna eat it yourself, fill it with a pixie stick.