MOCK WARS 2K7: Round 4 (FINALS) - Chojin VS THE MOCK WARRIOR

[Mock Wars Admin]

Mock Wars 2K7, Round 4 (FINALS)

Chojin VS THE MOCK WARRIOR


Will take place in this thread. Anyone else who posts in this thread will be disqualified from the tournament and banned from the forums.

This contest will continue from the date of the thread's creation until 11:59 PM on Wednesday. Voting on this battle will then continue from Thursday until 11:59 PM Sunday.

Discuss this and other Mock Wars 2007 rounds in the Mock Wars 2K7 Commentary Thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23927)

[Mock Wars Admin]

This match has been delayed until 3/26/07. All ending & voting dates will be adjusted one week forward.

[Mock Wars Admin]

This contest will now resume.

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

hurray says:
ok here's a joke we'll start off
hurray says:
wit
hurray says:
h
hurray says:
HOW DID CHOJIN BECOME A MODERATOR? DID HE GET A PROMOTION FROm CODERATOR?
hurray says:
lol!!1
hurray says:
get it? coderator?
hurray says:
pretty good 8)
3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, GO! says:
ha man i do not get that
hurray says:
lol like he moderates cod pieces
hurray says:
whata homo!
3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, GO! says:
OH
3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, GO! says:
haha
hurray says:
man you're right
hurray says:
that joke is taking us nowhere fast, we'd better brainstorm
hurray says:
i am afraid chojin has like a whole bunker of gifs & photos of himself
hurray says:
shaking & convulsing, doing whatever he usually ends up doing

[Chojin]

Oh dear! Here I was, HOPING UPON HOPE that the MOCK WARRIOR would once again be FAR TOO ILL to post such scathing material, but he did have a whole week to prepare, and at precisely 1:26 PM, my worst fears were realized.

All's fair in love and myspace, MOCK WARRIOR - You aren't gonna get another opportunity to GANG UP ON LIL OL' ME, because I'm calling in the reinforcements. INTRODUCING!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/doublepost_enter.jpg

ANOTHER CHOJIN!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/doublepost_point.jpg

Good to see you, buddy!

The pleasure is all mine. I came as quickly as I could!

That's what she said!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/doublepost_laugh.jpg



So Chojin and I here are going to deliver the whirlwind of abject derision (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24004) that is ONLY POSSIBLE WITH TWO PEOPLE OPERATING IN TANDEM!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/doublepost_totheinternet.jpg

[Chojin]

I hear THE MOCK WARRIOR spends most of his time preparing meals for his elderly mother!

[Chojin]

He bakes her meals with all of his love :(

[Chojin]

Also, he has sex with dogs!

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/mwcomic1.JPG

[Chojin]

Chojin says:
care for a contrived conversation about our mock wars opponent?

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
WOULD I!

Chojin says:
i bet the MOCK WARRIOR is really two old men

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
Two old men who fart. A LOT.

Chojin says:
two old men who fart in the mouths of suffocating infants

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
And the nurses don't even do anything about it, they just like, do a double-take, over and over, and throw their hands in the air.

Chojin says:
and eventually the commissioner of the hospital bursts in and is like, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
And THE MOCK WARRIOR old men just exchange this panicked glance and then sprint in opposite directions, accompanied by a zany sound effect.

Chojin says:
and the commissioner is all AAAAAFTER THEEEEEEMM!

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
Dude. You know what would be hilarious? If you posted this.

Chojin says:
hahaha, what, the whole conversation?

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
Yeah, dude!

Chojin says:
hahahaha, ok man, whatever you say!

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
Haha, awesome.

Chojin says:
hahaha, here goes!

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
Did you do it?

Chojin says:
workin on it

Chojin says:
trying to log in

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
It might be faster if I posted it.

Chojin says:
dude hold on i'm almost there

Chojin says:
i had to clear my cookies so i wasn't logged in

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
I'm just saying, I could have posted it by now.

[Chojin]

What did THE MOCK WARRIOR say to his estranged wife?

[Chojin]

THE MOCK WARRIOR isn't married dude, get out of town!

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/doublepost_highfive.jpg

[Chojin]

Knock knock!

[Chojin]

Who's there?

[Chojin]

THE MOCK WARRIOR!

[Chojin]

Shit, dude, not so loud! You scared all the laughs away!

[Chojin]

Chojin says:
say something about THE MOCK WARRIOR having sex with a dog

ChojinBuddy20324 says:
You know, dude, we're both right here. We don't have to type.

Chojin says:
something scandalous

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/themockwarrior/chojin.jpg

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

Chojin says:
HOW DOES DEFEAT FEEL
Chojin says:
LOSER
hurray says:
:o
hurray says:
why msut u torture me CHOJIN!!!
Chojin says:
I HAVE TO TORTURE YOU BECAUSE YOUR OTHER PART IS OFFLINE
Chojin says:
I IMAGINE HE IS THE FUNNY HALF
hurray says:
=/
Chojin says:
hold on i have to update WIIKITTY.COM
hurray says:
ok dude
hurray says:
i'll wait
hurray says:
waht about erick and emily lol
hurray says:
dont u need to tellt he public how awesome some game is that you are playing
hurray says:
(OH MAN THIS ISNT FUNNY IS IT?)
hurray says:
lol!!!
hurray says:
fuck dude!!!
Chojin says:
I SAID HOLD ON
Chojin says:
DO NOT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO INSOLENT CUR
hurray says:
hey fuck u just cuz ur some BIG SHOT on the INTERNET dosnt mean u can talk to me like that!!!
hurray says:
U THINK U GOT RESPECT?
hurray says:
fuck u respect my ASS BITCH
hurray says:
i do not think this is going anywhere fast =(
Chojin says:
ORANGE JUICE BRUCE IS POSING FOR ME AND I AM TAKING HILARIOUS INTERNET PICTURES TO DESTROY YOU WITH
Chojin says:
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU BUT THEY HAVE FAN APPEAL
hurray says:
what the fuck?
hurray says:
;< use this
hurray says:
lol
Chojin says:
lol
Chojin says:
;<
hurray says:
;<
Chojin says:
;<
hurray says:
;<
Chojin says:
;<
hurray says:
u have to BELIEVE ur chojin
hurray says:
he is calm and collected and has never done drugs
Chojin says:
HOLD ON I NEED TO MODERATE ;<
hurray says:
=[
Chojin says:
Why did you make Noob4 do you need to make friends for yourself ;<
Chojin says:
I have tons of friends they are always at my house getting their pictures taken ;<
hurray says:
);

Chojin says:
TALKING TO YOU IS WORSE THEN TALKING TO GUITAR WOMAN ;<
hurray says:
cuz i don't talk about licking your ass hole lol!!!
Chojin says:
YOU AND THE REST OF THOSE IDIOTS ;<
Chojin says:
I CAN'T MAKE A POST AT I-MOCKERY WITHOUT SOMEONE TRYING TO SHOVE THEIR TOUNGE IN MY ANUS ;<
hurray says:
is that y u ignore me on MSN
Chojin says:
Usually i am too busy cybering with Womti ;<








Chojin says:
So is this going to be a repeat of Rongi vs Xbxdaniel or what? ;<
hurray says:
?
hurray says:
shouldn't you be replying to our thread or something?
Chojin says:
I already ran internet circles around you ;<
Chojin says:
AND I HELPED ;<
Chojin says:
SHUT UP OTHER CHOJIN ;<
hurray says:
:/

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/doublepost_point.jpg

oh man it's heartburn chojin meets cannibal chojin

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

seriously dude you should try parting your hair on the right

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/themockwarrior/kung1.jpg

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/themockwarrior/hydra.jpg

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/themockwarrior/fever.jpg

[Chojin]

LORD oh LORD am I glad that you kids delayed this match until you were in ship-shape mocking condition! Just think of how those pictures might have turned out had one of you still been battling for life over chicken pox!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/mwpics1.JPG

In fact, it was a little too good. You see, I wasn't here yesterday because, as you are of course aware, I am scared retarded of you and was nervously pacing about waiting for the other Chojin to show up all day. In the wee hours of the morning I finally received word of his whereabouts via this e-mail, and well, I'm just going to let it speak for itself.



From: ChojinDos@i-mockery.com
To: Chojin@i-mockery.com

Subject: tell our wife I love her

Dear Chojin, by the time you read this, I fear it may already be too late for me. Do not lament, but continue to fight the good fight, and know that I have died doing that which I loved so well.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/mwpics2.jpg

The last thing I remember is a picture from last year's mock war with my very own head masterfully transposed with that of my competitor's. I was already woozied by the time my eyes made their way down to the new caption, but can't recall what exactly was said as I was immediately struck blind upon reading it. I remember falling out of my chair in surprise and rolling until my momentum carried me out the door and down several flights of stairs.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/hospital1.jpg

Then, I awoke here, where I type this message to you. I guess I'm in some sort of hospital, and the doctors tell me that I won't have long to live.

That is, unless EVERYONE ON THE MESSAGE BOARD REALLY BELIEVES and maybe claps their hands together. They could probably work some sort of chant into it, something inspiring like "fight. fight for us, Chojin, fight." That might do it. Maybe, if they all like, stand up RIGHT NOW and shout "I BELIEVE, CHOJIN" really loudly at their computer. It could only help.

The doctors say it's the only known method of curing a grievous internet wound. Otherwise, I fear I have hours, if not minutes left. Should the worst happen, know that I do not blame you, only THE MOCK WARRIOR and his dastardly copy of MSPaint.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/hospital2.jpg

I am in so very much pain.

-Chojin, also

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

chojin i really don't think that's a true story

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

also yes you are correct i have used mspaint

you got me!

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

who wears their glasses in a hospital anyways

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/themockwarrior/cancer.jpg

[Chojin]

THAT'S JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, THE MOCK WARRIOR! As an administrator, I am bound by honor to abuse as many privledges as possible, and since the only thing anyone knows about you is your love of Microsoft's delightful free image creation suite, you leave me LITTLE CHOICE BUT TO UNMASK YOUR TERRIBLE SHAME TO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO GO ON!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/bigreveal1.jpg

LENOR AND ZELDASBIGGESTFAN

[Chojin]

OR MAYBE YOU'LL BE SHOCKED TO FIND THAT THE MOCK WARRIOR IS NONE OTHER THAN...

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/bigreveal2.jpg
THE OREGON TRAIL BY MECC FOR THE APPLE IIE




3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, GO! says:
did you see what chojin just did
hurray says:
that doesn't even make sense, man
3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, GO! says:
yeah, oregon trail? how zany!
hurray says:
precisely my good man
hurray says:
zany is only hilarious when we reprise his posts in our comic strips
hurray says:
speaking of which how do you feel about a strip with him going to the grocery store
hurray says:
WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON
3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, GO! says:
what does reprise mean

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

ha man we're obviously not lenor cause you haven't been begging us to fuck you for the last 4 years

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/mw2k7/mockwarrior/oregontrail.jpg

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

hey guys i hear chojin sucks dicks! GROSS

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

chojin wishes i was lenor maybe then i'd look at his cock

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

you know what you get when you mix chojin with a newspaper?

[THE MOCK WARRIOR]

hurray says:
he souldnt have broguht you into it
hurray says:
he's gonna get it now
hurray says:
8)
amber says:
no he shouldnt of
amber says:
and sean even im'd me:
amber says:
rope erasers: chojin just made fun of you
amber says:
i think he has just relized his error now.. since hes trying to get me to think its funny..
amber says:
hmm.. an hour left until your fight ends..
hurray says:
so you don't think it's funny?
hurray says:
you think it's medicore yes?
amber says:
NO im pissed.
hurray says:
chojin probably tried to make you swoon with that reference
hurray says:
I guess he won't be getting any webcam pics tonight ;(
hurray says:
He'll have to settle for MLE!
hurray says:
LOL

[noob3]

you know what you get when you mix chojin with a newspaper?

WHAT DO YOU GET?

[Black Flag]

a faggot reading a newspaper!

[Black Flag]

oh no dude watch out right now he's probably making a picture about us posting a lot this is bad news for team mock warrior

[noob3]

:LOL

dude what does he say when he enters a whorehouse?

[Black Flag]

i don't know what does he say?!

[noob3]

I'M HERE FOR THE ASS SEX SPECIAL

[noob3]

actually I don't know what he says D:

[noob3]

I WANT A JAWA TO SUCK MY COCK

[Black Flag]

it's probably something about not wanting any fat chicks

he gets enough of that as is

[noob3]

I hear he has a website about cats!

[Black Flag]

i hear he has an ugly goatee

[Black Flag]

you know what they say about guys with ugly goatees?

[noob3]

that they love metallica & DDR? :lol :lol :lol

I CAN SEE HIM THRASHING ON A DDR PAD TO A BLAZING METALLICA SOLO NOW (probably one off RELOAD :lol :lol :lol)

[Black Flag]

where is chojin we need him to stop by and remind us that we are on the internet and to have a picture where he's in an ACTION POSE

[noob3]

Maybe he can write a 7 paragraph long post with pictures about how I am inferior for using MSPaint :lol

And then he can stick his hello kitty vibrator up his ass!

[Black Flag]

man have some respect the dude is in the hospital with masking tape on his face

[noob3]

He must think when you go to the hospital the first thing they do is put tape all over you or something :(

What a loser!

[noob3]

"I think I'm having a heart attack! Help!"
"One second sir we're going to put tape all over your face first!"
"I'm dyeing :("

[Black Flag]

they'd also ask him why he's fat like a pig

[Chojin]

Well kids, my internet connection died on me 30 minutes before the close of this match and I'm left to finish this on my cell phone. I hope I can keep up with all the quality posting going on!

So, anywhere, where was I...

OH LAWSY LAWS I'VE STIRRED THE BEE'S HIVE AND A FLURRY OF HEATED PISSY REPLIES IS MY JUST RECOURSE!

Let's first see how I tried to make this grievous error up to Lenor, the lady of the hour!

Lenor: if I knew you were going to be that way, I would of participated.
Chojin: be what way
Lenor: involve me!
Chojin: uh, I just put your face in a photoshop
Chojin: IT'LL BE OKAY, TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS

Strangely, this did not seem to placate her! Defend her vagina from me, MOCK WARRIORS OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION! Truly, the hot webcam pictures will be all yours tonight.

[noob3]

hurray says:
we need a picture of chojin where he has barbeque sauce dripping down his face
hurray says:
and then i could post something like
hurray says:
"LOL, it's BARBEQUE CHOJIN"

[Black Flag]

this is my chojin impersonation "NUM NUM NUM MMMM I LOVE FOOD I'M EATING SOME OH NO IT'S ALL STUCK IN MY GOATEE I'M GOING TO STYLE MY CAREFULLY PARTED HAIR WITH SOME CHICKEN GREASE NUM NUM NUM. I GOTTA CALL THAT ONE DUDE I MET ON THE INTERNET SO WE CAN SIT ON BEAN BAGS AND TAKE PICTURES SO MY MOM KNOWS I REALLY AHVE FRIENDS"

[noob3]

Well kids, my internet connection died on me 30 minutes before the close of this match and I'm left to finish this on my cell phone. I hope I can keep up with all the quality posting going on!

So, anywhere, where was I...

OH LAWSY LAWS I'VE STIRRED THE BEE'S HIVE AND A FLURRY OF HEATED PISSY REPLIES IS MY JUST RECOURSE!

Let's first see how I tried to make this grievous error up to Lenor, the lady of the hour!

Lenor: if I knew you were going to be that way, I would of participated.
Chojin: be what way
Lenor: involve me!
Chojin: uh, I just put your face in a photoshop
Chojin: IT'LL BE OKAY, TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS

Strangely, this did not seem to placate her! Defend her vagina from me, MOCK WARRIORS OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION! Truly, the hot webcam pictures will be all yours tonight.

hot webcam pictures of my girlfriend i don't need to CHEAT ON MINE

LIKE YOU

YOU HEATHENOUS MAN-PIG

[Chojin]

I also notice that you cats were quick to diaassociate yourselves with the notion that you were Lenor. Don't worry though, I won't tell her. Wouldn't want her to bring some other people into this to fill up another page with a bevy of asinine replies.

[Black Flag]

yeah chojin where are your morals

[noob3]

dude why would we want to portray ourselves as lenor in a fight with you anyways you'd try to hump us or something :lol

and shut the fuck up about lenor, dude. this ain't "CHOJIN VS LENOR", is it? that's not what i see. that's not what i see at all, chojyboy!

[Black Flag]

chojin please stop talking about lenor really this is hurting our feelings man come on you're crossing a line i don't know if i can handle this

[noob3]

I think I am seeing the title of the thread as "chojin shits his pants!"

[Chojin]

Chojin: So how about that Lenor, guys?
MOCK WARRIOR: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Chojin: Well, ok, it was just part of a series of joke pictures. You see, I was gonna-
MOCK WARRIOR: YOU WANNA PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER, DON'T YOU.
Chojin: Actually, guys, I'm kinda over that. That was what, 2001?
MOCK WARRIOR: YOU WANT IT.
Chojin: I'm good, really.
MOCK WARRIOR: YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
Chojin: Really-
MOCK WARRIOR: IT'S OURS.
Chojin: I-
MOCK WARRIOR: OURS AND OURS ALONE.
Chojin: Y-
MOCK WARRIOR: WE HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT THROUGH HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK, I MEAN, WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TAKE TURNS WITH HER OR ANYTHING
MOCK WARRIOR: THAT WOULD BE GAY
MOCK WARRIOR: UNLESS MAYBE IF WE LIKE, TOOK OPPOSITE ENDS AND HIGH-FIVED, THAT MIGHT CANCEL IT OUT
MOCK WARRIOR: CHOJIN ARE YOU THERE

[noob3]

boo get off the stage man!

[Chojin]

MOCK WARRIOR: WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP LENOR THIS ISN'T ABOUT HER YOU WANT TO FUCK HER DON'T YOU LEAVE HER ALONE SHUT UP I'M PERFECTLY CALM

[Chojin]

LENOR: GO TEAM!

[Mock Wars Admin]

Round 4 (FINALS) has ended and this thread is officially closed.


Registered Mock Wars Participants and UGS members may vote on this round in the
Mock Wars 2K7 Round 4 Voting Thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25548)

Everyone may discuss this and other Mock Wars 2007 rounds in the
Mock Wars 2K7 Commentary Thread (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23927)