Post your Pickle Hat Pics Here!

[Mockery]

Since a lot of people have been buying Club Pack #2, I figured I'd make a thread for everybody to post their Pickle Hat pics in. I'm eventually going to make a gallery of these pics on I-Mockery.

Here' s some pics a friend of mine sent:
http://photos.pettitweb.net/PicklehatAdventure/Thumbs/ImageGallery.html

:rock

[Jixby Phillips]

Awww look at the doggie :)

[Les Waste]

That's not Tinky Winky. That's Dipsy.

>:

[Cap'n Crunch]

Is that the sticker on the hat? I thought they would be smaller.

[Mockery]

The dog's name is "Thor" or "Thordog". I love the pic of him lying in bed with the hat, he looks so happy.

And yes, that is the I-Mockery sticker on the hat. I didn't want to make them small, so I made the largest ones I could afford for the club pack. You can put 'em on your pickle hats or whatever...

-RoG-

[Ninjavenom]

http://bastardninja.tripod.com/pointhat.txt


BEWARE SCANFACE

[Mockery]

SCANFACE! :faint

BTW, I just sent out another batch of Club Pack orders. All of the recent online orders have been sent out. I also just picked up the snail mail orders, and they'll be shipping next week.

z0nk!

[Evil Robot]

Holy shit you have a water cooler? Thats fucking awsome! Does it heat water too?

[Pub Lover]

http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/pic/pickle1.txt (http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/pickle.html)

Edit: Made it a link.

[AChimp]

That hat is just perching on your head. :eek

[Tropical]

:love... Pub!!!!! Hats!!!!

[noob3]

I tried to scan my face

MY EYEBALLS BURN

THE PICTURES SUCK

MY FACE DOES TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS WHEN I AM FACED WITH A MOLTEN, GLAREING LIGHT OF DOOM

ALL I SEE IS WHITE

[noob3]

i think i have permanent VISION BLINDNESS

YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART WHEN YOU THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO STARE INTO A FUCKING SCANNER LIGHT :(

[ceri]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2215652.jpg

[noob3]

I HAVE BEEN TO THAT WEBSITE

IT IS GAY

[Mockery]

Pub, that picture rocks, but yeah... I think you need to learn how to wear the pickle hat, rather than have it resting on top of your head and ready to be blown off anytime someone sneezes.

Ceri, your head looks just like my web site! ROFL!LOL!RSVP!BYOB!

-RoG-

[Ninjavenom]

Pubhat! :love

[Russo]

You guys have hot naked dreams about pickles. :(

[Matt Harty]

You got us :( :embarassed

[Anonymous]

http://www.popndeth.com/imock/041703pickle.jpg

[Evil Robot]

Chojin, when did you make the switch from looking like a boy to looking like a girl? I was just wondering because its HIGHLY NOTICIBLE.

[Anonymous]

You're just jealous because you want to 'do' me :(

[Mockery]

What I want to know is why people seem to be having trouble figuring out how to properly wear the pickle hat.

:confused

[Johannas]

Maybe some people are too dumb to understand! Well, once i get my pickle hat, i will show you all. Truthfully though, i think the only people who look good in a pickle hat are RoG and that Gedney pickle kid.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/PickleHat/pickle-hat-ad.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/PickleHat/mockery-picklehat.jpg

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Mockery]

I don't even like wearing it sideways like he does. You gotta wear it like this:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/chocolate-spaghetti/rog-has-the-power.gif

It feels more comfortable when you wear it like that too, and there's no way it's gonna fall off your head.

:picklehat

[whoreable]

:powerglove

[Les Waste]

Rog, I bet you don't have a very big head. :(

I can tell just by looking at it on Chojin's head that there's no way it would fit on my melon head. I wear fitted hats size 7 and 7/8. Do you know how freakishly large that is? I would rip the poor thing if I tried to fit it over my huge, grotesque head

[Anonymous]

I was wearing it on the back of my head to show off the hair.. it fits me okay, but I have it cut to the second-largest setting.

[Cap'n Crunch]

The power glove is so BAD!

[Mockery]

Rog, I bet you don't have a very big head. :(

Les, if you read the instructions it comes with, you can make the hat fit any size head. :)

Cap'n Crunch, again I must remind you... stop replying to every single post. it's not necessary.

[Grandpa Jones]

I'd like you to take a nap before something bad happens to you Capn.

[Pub Lover]

That hat is just perching on your head. :eek
I think you need to learn how to wear the pickle hat
http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/pic/pickle6.txt (http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/pickle.html)
This is what happens when it is worn properly! (http://www.geocities.com/pubicpublover/pickle.html)
Dare I remind you of:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Slurpee/beautiful-ring.jpg

[Les Waste]

Les, if you read the instructions it comes with, you can make the hat fit any size head. :)[/b]
Those one-size-fit-all (or one size fit most as they are called now that some fat head sued) baseball hats are supposed to fit my fat head too, yet they fit about as well as a yarmulka :(

And pub, what the fuck is wrong with your hands?

[Captain Robo]

Pickledog's eyes glow.

[Anonymous]

i like the pickle4 one best

[Pub Lover]

And pub, what the fuck is wrong with your hands?
It's due to my latent homosexuality. ;)

i like the pickle4 one best
Yes, that's the one where you can see the least of my face. :)

[Ninjavenom]

Soon... that will no longer be a non-emoticon emoticon! :o

As for proper equipping of the hat, i kinda had to tear mine to fit it on my head comfortably. It's frankenstein hat, because i had to staple it. Maybe everyone else had the same problem. :(

[EatTheChildren]

pickle hats are better than porn. i think my friend is ordering me both club packs for my birthday. if not i'm going to have a fetus spit acid into her eyes.

[Anonymous]

Yes, that's the one where you can see the least of my face.

it was the funniest pose because it was smarmy, and I like smarmy

i think my friend is ordering me both club packs for my birthday. if not i'm going to have a fetus spit acid into her eyes.


well you are OUT OF LUCK because club pack #1 is SOLD OUT[/u]

[EatTheChildren]

wow... maybe i shouldn't procrastinate anymore. better go get the fetus ready.

[Sethomas]

http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/picklehat.jpg

[Matt Harty]

There's a hole in your ceiling :(

[Sethomas]

That's where my adventures happen.

[Matt Harty]

How many boys participate in these adventures?

[Sethomas]

Just enough to fill a pressure cooker.

[Mockery]

I think the hole in the ceiling was cut out to make room for the Pickle Hat. In some cultures, people build new rooms just to store their pickle hat in because it is more deserving of pampering than they are.

:picklehat

[Matt Harty]

Yes but how the hell do you get up there?

[Krythor]

You build a human ladder out of worthless slaves of the picklehat, and one select slave takes it up there in a reinforced glass case.

You don't control the picklehat, the picklehat controls you. :hypno :obey

[Grandpa Jones]

I'd lose blood flow to my brain if I wore a pickle hat.

[Orgazmo]

This is till my favorite. :(
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Slurpee/rog-eating-cake2.jpg

[Ninjavenom]

How is this thread on page 3 and still only has 4 pictures on it? Get crackin', people. >:

[Mockery]

indeed.

>: :picklehat >:

[MISTER FART]

HAHAHAH, I CAN JUST IMAGINE ALL THE PICTURES OF WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE WAEARING THE PICLLE HATS :lol:lol

[FS]

Time for some SERIOUS :| PICKLEHAT :picklehat action.

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/instructions.jpg
Instructions... COMPLICATED.

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/eatpickle.jpg
But... success!

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/aaargh.jpg
NO! TOO MUCH I-MOCKERY GEAR... BECOMING...

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/rogified.jpg
...ROGIFIED!

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/fortunefish-1.jpg http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/fortunefish-2.gif
Either my hands are too warm, or that fortune fish just always curls up entirely...

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/meandgedney.jpg
...or it's just my PASSION for Gedney pickles.

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/protest.jpg
Stop the war ;(

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/hatefulchris.jpg
And now for some relaxation.

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure2/plancomestogether.jpg
I love it when a plan comes together! :picklehat

[Protoclown]

Haha, that was great! I need to get a pickle hat so I can take pictures as well!

[Jeanette X]

Publover, your link to www.lookatthemonkeydavedave.20m.com/ doesn't work. Just thought I should tell you.

P.S- I loved your pics! :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I sent in my money more than a week ago, I hope it didn't get lost in the mail. I DEMAND MY PICKLE HAT BY FRIDAY!

[Mockery]

FatSatan, you never disappoint when it comes to posting pictures. You've even got some makeshift goggles (er glasses) there. And don't think I didn't notice the Squigly button you're still proudly wearing. Oh the places that little fish has gone. I wonder if he's jealous of the Fortune Telling Fish?

:squigly

ROGIFIED!

[Ninjavenom]

http://www.globalapathy.com/webcams/assets/thumbcatboy.jpg

THIS GOES HERE. >:

[Mockery]

Why would you need a gun though? The Pickle Hat is more than enough to strike fear in the hearts of your enemies! Furthermore, you look pretty unhappy for a guy who's wearing a Pickle Hat. What the hell is up with that? The Pickle Hats are recognized around the world as a habit-forming anti-depressant.

[NIGhtMAre]

YEa the pickle hat is more use full then some stupid gun. >:

[FS]

Yeah, stupid gun! >:

[NIGhtMAre]

U can slice and dice with one of these babys! :picklehat

[FS]

Yeah, slice and dice! :picklehat

[Mockery]

More people need to post their Pickle Hat pictures, cuz I know a bunch of you bastards have them and have yet to do so.

[Ninjavenom]

Indeed, i was going to make the same comment. When a new guy does post his gun n' hat pic, he doesn't even bother to put it in the right thread. >:

[Mockery]

Huh?

[FS]

The Picklehat & gun picture wasn't Ninjavenom's, some guy posted it in the "Let's get to know each other" thread.

[Grazzt]

http://members.aol.com/acaciamonroe/images/starmanhat1.jpg

Damn it, Rog, what did I tell you about flying around Opal City during those cold nights?

[Mockery]

WHOAH :eek

Do you have a larger version of that pic? Me likey!

[Grazzt]

That's just about the largest I can find it online, but I'll try scanning it, adding the pickle hat and seeing how it comes out. It has dialogue boxes, though.

[Mockery]

Oh nevermind, I didn't look closely, I thought you drew the whole thing :P Nice job with the Pickle Hat photoshop though hehe...

[Grazzt]

Me? Draw? :lol But thanks all the same.

[James]

Actually, scan the original in anyway. I want a larger version myself.

Who is it by, and what's it called?

[Grazzt]

It's from Starman, one of the best comics around these days. It's written by James Robinson, and this picture is drawn by him, too. Here's a bigger one.

http://www.danger-seekers.com/comics/required/starman4.jpg

[Sam]

Yay! I got my pack in the mail today!

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2365825.jpg
NOOO MY SOUL!!!

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2365824.jpg
Nothing but happy thoughts now! :)

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2365807.jpg
Now... Sam is truly one of the damned.

[-DB]

http://www.globalapathy.com/webcams/assets/thumbcatboy.jpg

This pic is of me, from years ago. It was during my Pickle Hat Mafia days. I've had this hat for 2 years now. I got it by sending $1 to the fine people at gedney. I used to come here alot, but lost my account info due to an unfortunate run in with some plastic tarps. Anyway I signed up for a new account and went on the "let's get to know eachother thread" I didn't even know this thread was here, Or I would have posted the picture in the appropriate one. So stop talking junk on me or else it's Ka-blamo.


Peace
-DB


http://www.globalapathy.com

[Mockery]

Awesome pics Sam! Now tell me, can't you feel the awesome power of the Pickle Hat coursing through your... loins?