I HAVE NO NEW MESSAGES, WTF???

[MISTER FART]

I DONT COME HERE FOR LIKE, I DONT KNOW, SOME TIME AND A BIT, I COME BACK AND THERE ARE NO NEW MESSAGES??? I DONT GET THIS, IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THE MAIL SYSTEM HERE OR SOMEHITNG, HAS ANYONE ELSE BEEN GETTING THERE MAIL?? I SWEAR I SHOULD HAVE SOME MESSAGES IN THERE MAYBE SOMEONE COULD CLUE ME IN ON WHAT IS WRONG MAYBE YOU COULD ALL FLOOD MY MESSAGE BOX WITH MESSAGES AND THAT WILL UNPLUG THE BLOCKAGE AND THEN ALL THE EMAILS WILL FINALLY COME THROUGH THANKS


I ALSO MOVE THAT ALL MAIL BOX QUESTIONS AND OTHER ERRORS ALL BE REPORTED IN THIS THREAD SO MAYBE WE CAN RESTORE SOME ORDER TO THIS BOARD AGAIN, I LEAVE AND EVERYTHING JUST STARTS GOING HAYWIRE!!!![/i]

[Les Waste]

I wish you would be on goddamn AIm right now but it's probably 4 a.m. or some shit there so it looks like I lose :(

That's what you get Fart for living in another dimension :hat

[FS]

Every day I plan on sending Mister Fart a personal message, but at the last minute I chicken out because I'm afraid he'll think it's stupid.

[MISTER FART]

THER EIS ONLY ONE THING THIAT I THINK IS STUPID, AND THAT IS STUPIDS!!


THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE MESSAGES, IT WAS AN OVERWHOLEMING RESPONSE, I HAD OVER 349 MESSAGES IN 24 HOURS, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I DECIDED THE BEST THING WOULD BE TO DESTROY THEM ALL WITH A SHREDDING MACHINE LIKE OF THE NIJA TURTLES, THEN TO MY DISGUST I FOUND OUT THAT THIS PLACE HAS NO SHREDDING MACHINE FOR MESSAGES, UNLESS I WAS LOOKING IN THE WRONG PLACE??

I THINK THIS WEB PLACE NEEDS AN OVERHAUL :rolleyes

[glowbelly]

i feel fat today

[whoreable]

SORRY MISTER FART :(

[pissed off salesman]

I live in a giant bucket

[sadie]

someone never responded to my long-time-ago pm. :rolleyes

[MISTER FART]

SADIE, I KEEP THAT PM VLOSE TO MY HEART LIKE A ROB OF SOME DISCRIPTION, IN FACT, IT IS A RIB OF SOME DISCRIPTION :lol

[Matt Harty]

I sent you one >:

[Esuohlim]

I sent one because you, my friend, are the man of 1000 farts. :(