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Chojin
Mar 20th, 2007, 09:04 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/bananaterror.jpg

Delicious extraditions.


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/cheneydiscomfort.jpg

But has Cheney got a little surprise in store for Discomfort!


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/clintongore.jpg

This is probably the best headline EVER.


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/mummybaby.jpg

PROBABLE CAUSES INCLUDE BEING EGYPTIAN AND OVER 2,000 YEARS OLD.


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/palestinianviews.jpg

Via telepathy.


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/purdue.jpg

It takes a tough man to make a tender freshman.


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/retardedmexican.jpg

Your honor, I was temporarily retarded at the time of the accident and cannot be held accountable for my actions.


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/slaverymuseam.jpg

OH CHRIST, NO, THAT WAS NOT FOR YOU GUYS, THAT DONATION WAS MEANT FOR THE 'HATTED BLACKS' MUSEUM.
Emu
Mar 20th, 2007, 10:48 PM
How many more years will it be before we're all living inside a giant mainframe at Nintendo?
DuFresne
Mar 20th, 2007, 10:59 PM
I've kept up with the news a lot better since I got my wii. :(
GADZOOKS
Mar 21st, 2007, 01:05 AM
Pictures and Captions Funny Forum >:
mburbank
Mar 21st, 2007, 09:13 AM
Eric, thanks for drawing my attention to this thread. Hillarious! How, exactly, does one get news on Wii? Do you wave the conroller about in a news like manner?
kahljorn
Mar 21st, 2007, 02:17 PM
If you want the weather you point at the sky, if you want traffic you drive the controller into a wall, if you want politics you stick it up your ass.

lol that seemed cliche ;9
Chojin
Mar 21st, 2007, 10:55 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/policewordy.jpg

The man was allegedly killed with the candlestick before entering the shower while enjoying salmon after taking his dog for a walk, police said before now.


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/jeepbed1.jpg

EXTREEEEEEEME


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/jeepbed2.jpg

The quote sounds like something in a Burbank comic


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/wiinews/deaddeersex.jpg

Evaluated as a sex offender? Who exactly did the sex offend?
DuFresne
Mar 21st, 2007, 11:04 PM
Oh my god, you need to keep doing this, Chojin! It's almost too funny!
Chojin
Mar 22nd, 2007, 12:02 AM
is that internet sarcasm
DuFresne
Mar 22nd, 2007, 12:06 AM
No it's not sarcasm. I know it's sometimes hard to tell. :\
GADZOOKS
Mar 22nd, 2007, 02:30 AM
NOW THAT'S INTERNET SARCASM. :trouble