Greatest Movie Scenes?

[arg_zombies]

Basically, any amazing scenes which really made you laugh, or remember the film etc.

Mine has to be The Wall - the trial scene XD

[Sacks]

At the end of The Professional (Leon) when he blows that fool up straight up and down like six o'clock. "This.. is from Matilda..." Holy balls I almost puked.

[arg_zombies]

Oh yeah - that was amazing :)

[SUFFER]

That scene at the end of THE PROTECTOR when Tony Jaa fucks up like 70 dudes after he gets stabbed .
that scene was awesome .

[Zomboid]

DUDE WE NEEDED A THREAD LIKE THIS

MY FAVORITE MOVIE SCENE EVER WAS THE START TO FINISH FROM THE WICKER MAN REMAKE.

[Sacks]

Did you guys see that movie Man of The House with Chevy Chase and JTT man that was a hilarious bit with the fold out bed I mean really Chevy Chase is a comedy juggernaut.

[Lenor]

A couple scenes from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is just ridicolously funny; Not, that the entire movie wasn't hysterical.
-In the beginning when Hunter S. Thompson is talking/mumbling/grunting, about what the suitcase in the trunk is packed with:
We had two bags of grass...
pellets of mescaline...
five sheets of
high-powered blotter acid...
a salt shaker
half-full of cocaine...
a whole galaxy of multicolored
uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.
Also a quart of tequila,
a quart of rum, a case of beer...
- a pint of raw ether...
- Shit !
two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that
for the trip...
but once you get locked into
a serious drug collection...
the tendency is to push it
as far as you can.
The only thing that really
worried me was the ether.
There is nothing in the world
more helpless and irresponsible
and depraved...
than a man in the depths
of an ether binge...
and I knew we'd get into
that rotten stuff pretty soon.

-Thompson and Gonzo ( speaks for itself):
Total control now...
tooling along the main drag
on a Saturday night in Vegas.
Two good old boys
in a fire-apple red convertible...
stoned, ripped, twisted.
Good people.
Hot fuck.
That sounds heavy.
- Twenty-nine cent hot dogs.
- Mmm.
What are we doing here ?
Are we here to entertain
ourselves or do the job ?
Do the job, of course.
Here we go. Crab louie and a quart
of muscatel for $ .
- ~ It's not unusual ~
- As your attorney, I advise you
to drive to the Tropicana.
Guy Lombardo. He's in the Blue Room
with his Royal Canadians.
- Why ?
- Why ? Why what ?
Why should I pay my hard-earned dollars
to watch a fucking corpse ?
I don't know about you...
- but in my line of business
it's important to be hep.
- [ Tires Screech ]
What do you think
you're doing ?
This is not a parking area !
You've got to move your car !
You can't park your car here.
Excuse me. Sir !
- What ?
- You can't park-- Hey !
You can't
park your car here !
Is this not
a reasonable place to park ?
Reasonable ? You're on a sidewalk !
It's a sidewalk !
- This is not a parking area !
- Debbie Reynolds ?
- You can't park on the sidewalk !
- Seems like a hot ticket.
Drove all the way from L.A.
for this show.
We're friends
of Debbie's.

[Divisible by Waffle]

Probably Major Kong's final scene from Dr. Strangelove.

[Jixby Phillips]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas man what a great movie, its so good, here's my favorite parts:

when the clown holds up a balloon animal do the bowtie killer and says "LOOK A GIRAFFE!" and the bowtie killer says LOOK, A FIST and punches the clown

when junior walks into the bedroom and sees the clowns and goes "oh my god, they're all retarded!"

when junior runs the bases with the baseball bat and beats up all the kids on the bases, runs to home base and starts going "TOUCH DOWN TOUCH DOWN TOUCH DOWN TOUCH DOWN!"

when john ritter is all "HE COULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!" and then it cuts to later and his bitchy wife is all PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES???

When junior and his dad are chasing after the bowtie killer with a gun and REAL WILD CHILD plays

The Closing Credits featuring the beach boys!!!

When junior holds up the dirty pan and says to the nun THIS ONE LOOKS KINDA LIKE YOU!

When junior pees on the campfire and goes "IGNORE THIS"

When the parrot says "dickhead"

When John Ritter gets shot in the prune and that weird sad devastating music plays and its all in slow-motion

When Flo Healy is trapped in the trunk of the car, and a dog is there and shes like I HEAR SOMEONE OUT THERE, I CAN HEAR YOU BREATING, and then the dog runs off and it cuts back a little later and the dog has gathered a bunch of other dogs to come and check out whats going on

When Big Ben Healy pays junior to hand out bumper stickers and pins and it instantly cuts to junior throwing them away

When the snobby girls says junior is gross becuase he's adopted and he goes nuts and ruins the party

When junior says "We could have a problem!" and it cuts to john ritter going "I think we have a problem!"

When John Ritter has gone mental and he's about to smother junior with a pillow that says HOME SWEET HOME on it

when john ritter goes mental and he is tearing through juniors room (after he got kidnapped) and he finds all the rude pictures junior drew and starts sarcastically commenting on them all "OH NICE ONE YOU LITTLE CREEP" and then the tone changes when he finds the last drawing was of john ritter and it was all nice and hes like "all this time he actually liked me :("

when junior brings the bear to the campsite and in a lot of shots its all fake looking (yes I know later in the scene there IS a FAKE bear, but the one thats SUPPOSED to be real is all fake looking and its hillarious)

When John Ritter steals his jerk neighbors car and he backs back up to take the "SUPER DAD" hat off his head and put it on his own head

When Junior sees John Ritter and goes "I've never seen a grown man wear so much blue!" and then he lies and says HIS favorite color is blue

The scene where the gynocologist can't keep the lady parts in the ladypart model and says her green thing is brown :(

When he pees in the lady's face as a baby

when the bowtie killer throws the dumbell up to the warden and when he catches it he flies off the balcony

when the bowtie killer goes mental on the prison psychatrist and then escapes!!

when the credits start playing and junior goes "WOAH WOAH WOAH, HOLD IT!' and the credits screech to a halt and he pops up and talks about how problem child 2 is coming to theaters very soon! (VHS RENTAL VERSION ONLY)

[GADZOOKS]

you forgot when the killer says something racist at a comedy clu

[Lenor]

When the married lady is in her new dorm room, and shows her roommate the new boob job she just got.

When 'baby-dick' hands over the massive ball of accumulated condoms from underneath his roommates bed to the brunette girl.

When the 'fluffy' girl said to the tour guide she has to pee so bad her mouth is flooding(???) Then when she's on the toilet, the little boy in the basement pulls the handle and shit goes flying everywhere.

When the foreign girl finds the vibrator and starts using it to curl her hair, then goes in the closet to learn a new 'American Custom'.

[arg_zombies]

Me, Myself & Irene has tons!
NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQCln-wgPNk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yloQDMs1dKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZHVZWL17k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dh91a4cXs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmi2KJm2bNE

[kahljorn]

i like that part in where the buffalo roam when the police are searching them for a bomb and gonzo goes, "You're searching for a bomb in a pack of cigarettes?"

that's suave.

[Lenor]

That movie is ridiculously hard to find now-a-days!

I really didn't like Chevy Chase playing the part of Duke, though.

[Sacks]

Chevy Chase as Raoul Duke? When was that? What movie are you talking about Lenor? Do you even know? Are you sure? Maybe you should take a minute and think about it.

[arg_zombies]

I'm thinking about roast chicken, and hoping i'm having it tomorrow :P

[Lenor]

Chevy Chase as Raoul Duke? When was that? What movie are you talking about Lenor? Do you even know? Are you sure? Maybe you should take a minute and think about it.

:x Thanks for pointing that out, Bill Murry played the part of Hunter S. Thompson in that movie.

I always get Chevy Chase and Bill Murry confused. :\

ARG- I am eating Chicken right now! :eek

[arg_zombies]

But is it ROAST CHICKEN?!?!?!!?
WITH ROAST POTATOES
AND AN ASSORTMENT OF ROASTED VEGGIES
WITH LOTS OF GRAVY

[Sacks]

:x Thanks for pointing that out, Bill Murry played the part of Hunter S. Thompson in that movie.

I always get Chevy Chase and Bill Murry confused. :\

ARG- I am eating Chicken right now! :eek

Honestly, have you ever seen the film? Bill Murray was an INCREDIBLE Hunter Thompson.

[Lenor]

Yes I saw it when I was 15, which could be why I didn't like it. I always thought Johnny Depp played Thompson's persona far more accurate.

[Lenor]

He did live with the guy for quite awhile before playing his part in the movie. (Johnny Depp)

[arg_zombies]

Sacks, your sig is hypnotic!
I've been watching the guy do that retarded run for about 5 minutes now :(

[Sacks]

Theres a difference. Johnny Depp was playing Raoul Duke, Bill Murray was being Hunter himself.

[Lenor]

Hmm, I am going to have to find 'Where the Buffalo Roam' and watch it again.

[Sacks]

Yeah, I guess you are!

[Jixby Phillips]

When the married lady is in her new dorm room, and shows her roommate the new boob job she just got.

When 'baby-dick' hands over the massive ball of accumulated condoms from underneath his roommates bed to the brunette girl.

When the 'fluffy' girl said to the tour guide she has to pee so bad her mouth is flooding(???) Then when she's on the toilet, the little boy in the basement pulls the handle and shit goes flying everywhere.

When the foreign girl finds the vibrator and starts using it to curl her hair, then goes in the closet to learn a new 'American Custom'.

what movie is this

[ArrowX]

The C4-monitor-chair IED in "Die Hard"

[Lenor]

what movie is this

National Lampoon's Pledge This

[Jixby Phillips]

It sounds hilarious

[the_dudefather]

When the zombies are let into the underground base in day of the dead

human bodies getting ripped apart like cheese strings :o

[Lenor]

It sounds hilarious

Your face is hilarious.:x

[Jeff The Ninja]

Ive always liked Monty Python films. So many great moments. A lot from the Holy Grail. But heres one from the Life of Brian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krb2OdQksMc

"Alright, I am the Messiah!"
"HE IS, HE IS THE MESSIAH!"
"NOW FUCK OFF!!!!"
"How do you want us to fuck off my lord?"
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[Sethomas]

The duel in Onegin.
The opening of Proof.
All the opera scenes in Farinelli.
The universe song in The Meaning of Life.
When John Malkovich shoots Seth Green in the head in Knockaround Guys.
The alternate ending to Clerks.
The Inquisition musical in History of the World, Part I.
The march of the dead in The Seventh Seal.
The assassination of the general in Apocalypse Now.
The very beginning of xXx.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

That scene in Batman where the Joker shoots his old crime boss (and the score "Waltz to the death plays)
Pretty much every scene is awesome in RoboCop, but him shooting that rapist in the genitals, and telling the other would-be rapist "Your move, creep" was the shit.

[kahljorn]

i watched slither tonight and there's this one part when the mayor goes, "What kind of thing wants you to eat it?"

that's hilarious :(