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BlueOatmeal
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:27 AM
..and my shift manager hates it when I don't hit on them. :(

MattJack
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:42 AM
What is his method of picking up chicks at work?

noob3
Mar 25th, 2007, 04:14 AM
yo who would hit on chicks who spend money on coffee that shit is weak man i only hit on chicks that drink water cuz if they drink too much coffee theyre pussy smells like beans

Sacks
Mar 25th, 2007, 04:29 AM
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.

Grandpa Jones
Mar 25th, 2007, 05:24 AM
Caffiene is a drug!

Sacks
Mar 25th, 2007, 06:55 AM
Go to hell you old bastard.

MattJack
Mar 25th, 2007, 08:11 AM
if they drink too much coffee theyre pussy smells like beans

:lol


I generally never hit on customers when I worked jobs like those. I mean, if they started flirting with me and they were attractive I guess I could see it happening. I wouldn't try and get my mack on in a fast food/food job uniform.

Tell your boss you're queer.

Misdemonar
Mar 25th, 2007, 01:29 PM
MATTJACK YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU CAN NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THAT.

MetalMilitia
Mar 25th, 2007, 01:52 PM
You could be all smooth say things like "that'll be $3.50 AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER!" then they'll give it to you because you were so cool about it.

Sacks
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:03 PM
You know that would probably work if he was skeezin' on teenagers.

MetalMilitia
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:08 PM
I fail to see a problem here.

Sacks
Mar 25th, 2007, 02:46 PM
No problem just sayin'.

MattJack
Mar 25th, 2007, 07:54 PM
MATTJACK YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU CAN NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THAT.

oh noes! The truth is killing me from the inside.

Did I hurt your wittle feewings? Do you hit on girls in your wittle fast food uniform? Awwwwww him so cuteeeeeee.

Terra
Mar 25th, 2007, 10:47 PM
um midemoner is into ...boys.

but..shhhhhh..that is our little secret

MattJack
Mar 25th, 2007, 10:51 PM
sorry, I thought it was a 14 year old boy.

Let me try again:

AAAWWWWWWWW did someone get herr wittle feewings huurt? Did someone meet her frisco dyke lover at Denny'ssssss? Awwww yesh she did! YESH SHE DID! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Terra
Mar 25th, 2007, 11:03 PM
this lil' cajun fucker is hot.

Sam
Mar 26th, 2007, 02:34 PM
YOU CAN DO IT BLUEOATMEAL I HAVE FAITH IN YOU! :)

Matt Harty
Mar 26th, 2007, 07:30 PM
..and my shift manager hates it when I don't hit on them. :(

you show those girls whos boss!

MarioRPG
Mar 26th, 2007, 08:47 PM
Brag that you work where they eat.

BlueOatmeal
Mar 27th, 2007, 01:22 AM
Oh snap guys! I closed drive-thru Sunday and all these fine ladies kept coming so I was chatting up a storm, eating pretzels with a carload of girls and giggling like an asshole. My shift was all like "Fucking right Larry!"

Matt Harty
Mar 27th, 2007, 01:33 AM
and then you woke up :(

Pudty
Mar 27th, 2007, 02:26 AM
Know what I hate? The fucking pretentious bitches who order thier dapalapafrappachino and then proceed to sip thier 600 calorie "coffee" while reading the newest issue of some hip, up to date, trendy magazine, giving everyone the preception that they know something that everyone else doesn't, the go home and write a book and how original and trendy they are.

Pudty
Mar 27th, 2007, 02:27 AM
Thats the kindof woman i just want to beat the shit out of, ya know?

GADZOOKS
Mar 27th, 2007, 03:25 AM
woah! I didn't know Dane Cook was on this message board.

kon
Mar 27th, 2007, 03:27 AM
I H8 THIS THREAD

MattJack
Mar 27th, 2007, 06:45 AM
pudty u crack me up. Can I have some more of your humor for freeeeee?


GEEEEE

Womti
Mar 27th, 2007, 10:14 AM
PUDTY IS HILARIOUS.

Pudty
Mar 28th, 2007, 03:37 PM
woah! I didn't know Dane Cook was on this message board.

Woah! I didn't know nearly every single person on this message board was a tool!

executioneer
Mar 28th, 2007, 10:36 PM
at least tools are useful for something burn

Matt Harty
Mar 30th, 2007, 12:42 AM
don't worry pudty its all part of the hazing ritual once you hit 100 posts it'll all be over! i've got an idea make a thread in a forum nobody views that much and post a bunch of times till you hit 100! and then you'll be part of the gang.

Sacks
Mar 30th, 2007, 01:16 AM
at least tools are useful for something burn

Haw haw! SICK BURN! :rock:rock:rock:rock PUDTY IS FINISHED!

Pudty
Mar 30th, 2007, 03:40 AM
executioneer, chong and matt gay called and they want you to suck their dick more. Buuuuuuurn

MattJack
Mar 30th, 2007, 05:36 AM
executioneer, chong and matt gay called and they want you to suck their dick more. Buuuuuuurn

Matt Harty, I wouldn't let no punk bitch talk down to me like that. Shit.

morbidoranges
Mar 30th, 2007, 11:29 AM
I H8 THIS THREAD

don't worry kid, it hates you too.

Matt Harty
Mar 30th, 2007, 10:48 PM
Matt Harty, I wouldn't let no punk bitch talk down to me like that. Shit.

i really have no idea what he said

MrAdventure
Mar 31st, 2007, 08:57 AM
I'M W/ KON THIS THREAD IS A WRECK

BlueOatmeal
Apr 1st, 2007, 03:19 AM
Man. What the fuck?

Matt Harty
Apr 1st, 2007, 03:24 AM
SORRY BLUEOATMEAL I PROMISE I CARE ABOUT YOU HAVING NO CONTACT WITH FEMALES AT YOUR JOB

Lenor
Apr 1st, 2007, 03:50 AM
The 100 post count is bullshit..

MorbidOranges, sweetie I wouldn't count your blessings so early, your a newb on this board.

We should bring back some of the old school spirit back and show these new little fucker's what it was like. :eek

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 6th, 2007, 04:27 PM
The 100 post count is bullshit..

MorbidOranges, sweetie I wouldn't count your blessings so early, your a newb on this board.

We should bring back some of the old school spirit back and show these new little fucker's what it was like. :eek

Lenor, your status as a an "oldschool" status as an I-Mockery member is the equivalent that of Bucky.

BlueOatmeal
Apr 8th, 2007, 01:37 AM
Holy fuck. We got this new hot girl working at Starbucks and every time I work with her I gets me a nice chubby going on.

MattJack
Apr 8th, 2007, 02:23 AM
lol that's terrible! Women have feelings and thoughts too.

So she got junk in the trunk or what?

BlueOatmeal
Apr 8th, 2007, 01:47 PM
Shes petite. Not like 5 year old petite but not really huge "assets"

MattJack
Apr 8th, 2007, 08:38 PM
Oh I dated a girl like that for about, I dunno, 4 seconds, and I felt like I could crush her with my bare arms/hands.

I was always making her order desert and I was always chasing her around with cake/pizza/lard. She was stupid anyways :(.

She says to me one day,
"Yea I think my brake light on my car is out, it won't come on when I brake."

"Yea, it sounds like it's out. It could just be out of brake light fluid though."

So she goes home and asks her dad where she can get "Brake Light Fluid." You know, so her brake light will come on again.

Lenor
Apr 8th, 2007, 09:50 PM
I think he was making a reference toward her TanA.

MattJack
Apr 8th, 2007, 10:00 PM
oh, well either way it still isn't any good. So she looks like a 2X4? no bueno mi amigo

Lenor
Apr 8th, 2007, 10:04 PM
:lol @ Matt

:/ Everyone is BEAUTIFUL, just how they are!

MattJack
Apr 9th, 2007, 12:28 AM
Then why do I drink so much at the club?

kahljorn
Apr 11th, 2007, 08:38 PM
the joke is that there's no such thing as brake light fluid, right?

MattJack
Apr 11th, 2007, 09:48 PM
yea man. It's a bulb. Are there any lights that require a liquid to work or produce power?