POST YOUR DEATH THREATS HERE

[Goat Cheese]

DO IT BEFORE I KILL YOU.

[noob3]

I blew my nose too hard last night, and in the process of doing this I popped/blew out my left ear drum. This was very painful. This morning I woke up with a terrible pain in my ear, and during class I pretty much suffered the worse pain I have ever felt in my head.

I thought about sticking a pencil into my ear until I died.

I went to my Aunt's office after school, she says my eardrum is red but there's no hole or whatever crazy word she used. My mom is suppose to be bringing me some ear drops/antibiotics later, but after I took 3 ibuprofin the pain went away and now it's just like this numbness in my ear :[

[Sacks]

Butthole Surfers: Electriclarryland

[Emu]

I had a mango-guava smoothie today

it was great!

[Sacks]

I have been eating tangelos like as if tangelos were going to make me really handsome. That's a lot of fucking tangelos.

[Misdemonar]

Fruit :lol

[Esuohlim]

Milk
Chips
Tuna
Elbow Macaroni
Tabasco Sauce
Chopped Celery
Cookies

[Lenor]

Fuk thIs ShIt! ROCK THE HOUSE DOWN OR SOMTHEING!!!!!!

'old school shyte yo'

[executioneer]

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[MrAdventure]

i learned my lesson i'm nevefr gonna tell someone im gonna kill them ever again rebecca otool rest in peace

[GADZOOKS]

A hot stove, golden girls on dvd, and a jar of smegma ;)

[Lenor]

Gadzooks, I think of a few maniacal plans with those three objects. :eek

[Terra]

A hot stove, golden girls on dvd, and a jar of smegma ;)

GADZOOKS, alter ego milhouse, and a can of air

[GADZOOKS]

I think you are posting in the wrong thread, Terra :lol

[Bubsy]

man everybody just relax we cannot threaten each other eher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daikichikitsune]

-Someone's gonna die and it will not be me

[arg_zombies]

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES >:

[ArrowX]

Anyone want a Skor?

[arg_zombies]

I'm a pacifist, don't hurt me

[MockMeAmadeus]

I swear to God I'm going to run you over with your own mobile home.

[EndersGame]

Do it~! Or Im letting the monkeys loose!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Oh no, please. Not the monkeys, ANYTHING but the monkeys.:chatter

[Vengeful Asparagus]

Sir I must say, before this fortnight is up you will be discovered as deceased.

[Fathom Zero]

One man, two weeks. Will he solve his own murder? Starring David Hasselhoff, Jessica Alba, and Dave Chappelle.

Keeping Up.

Coming this fall to The CW!

[MockMeAmadeus]

I gonna CUT that sombitch David Hasselhoff right outa that there dum pitcher.

[ArrowX]

now nobody gets a Skor!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.......