MOCK WARS 2K7: Round 4 - Voting

[Mock Wars Admin]

Vote for your favorite Round 4 mockers in this thread. Any of the Mock Wars Participants (including competitors) or the Unicorn Glitter Starship may vote; If the forum allows you to post in this thread, then you are eligible to vote.

The matches on which you will be voting are:

Chojin VS THE MOCK WARRIOR (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25419)
WHAT VS Seven Force (Grudge Match) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25393)
Grislygus VS Gabby Gaga (Grudge Match) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25392)
Max Burbank VS Lenor (Grudge Match) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25351)


Mock Wars matches are decided on who did the best mocking and who was the most entertaining. Vote for who you felt 'won' the exchange, not who you happen to like best. Format your votes something like this:

MockerA VS MockerB
Winner: MockerA
MockerA won me over with his delightful bon mots.

For your vote to count, you must vote for both matches, with the exception that competitors will only vote for the match that they were not in.

Voting on the Grudge Match is optional, but we ask that you please vote for all four matches.

This poll will close Sunday, April 1st, at 11:59 PM EST.

[Supafly345]

Chojin

[ItalianStereotype]

Chojin vs. the Mock Warrior
Winner: Chojin
MockerA won me over with his delightful bon mots.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Chojin VS Mock Warrior
Winner: Chojin

I don't get Mock Warrior, and nor will I ever. I like noob and BF and all, but I just don't find them to be a terribly delightful unit of comedy. I didn't find them amusing in my fight or in the Grisly Gus fight or in this one. All Chojin needed was one masterful joke, and the 2 Chojins teaming up was just the thing the fight needed. I used the high five picture as my desktop background, and have been giggling in delight ever since. Anyways...long story short, Mock Warrior got layed out by Chojin. Nice work Eric. By the way, get Zack to come over on Saturday so we can all make fun of Lenor behind her back while playing Wii.

[Sethomas]

Chojin Versus Mock Warrior
Winner: Chojin

Really, what made the difference was that Chojin seemed more focused and capable of the task at hand. That's about all.

[MrAdventure]

this was another tough one to vote on dang

i reckon at the end my vote is for the mockwarrior who had just a slight amount more laughs

good job you two thanks for the performance

[Seven Force]

Chojin Vs Mock Warrior
Winner: Mock Warrior
No contest

[DuFresne]

Chojin VS THE MOCK WARRIOR (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25419)
Chojin
The laughs I got from Chojin at the beginning were louder, deeper, and much more diaphragmatic than the skant chuckles MW gave me in their cho-is-a-lard-ass-and-wants-lenor's-pussyathlon. Granted, Chojin got decidedly unfunny during this stage of the match, but I feel his performance beforehand makes up for it.

WHAT VS Seven Force (Grudge Match) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25393)
Seven Force
I seem to recall Seven Force sucking less. If not in their thread, then certainly everywhere else.

Grislygus VS Gabby Gaga (Grudge Match) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25392)
Grislygus
I read this thread once while the fight was going on, and Gabby was so boring that I never came back.

Max Burbank VS Lenor (Grudge Match) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25351)
Max Burbank
OK, I honestly didn't think this was too funny a match on either side, but I feel Max's posts at least had more craftsmanship, and he seemed to the agressor otherwise.

[executioneer]

is the voting over for the mr mockery vs everyone grudgematch already

[maggiekarp]

Chojin V MOCK WARRIOR
FTW: Chojin
This was a tough one, and MOCK did have some great jokes, but overall I think Chojin did better.

WHAT V Seven Force
FTW: Seven Force
Got more laughs from him, plus the homeless shouldn't be on the internet.

Grislygus V Gabby Gaga
FTW: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/1.jpg
Honestly, this pic gave me more laughs than anything in that fight.
If I absolutely had to pick on of the challengers though, it would be Grislygus. As a female I hate anyone even pretending to have a vagina, and also Gris's replies seemed a lot less lame.

Max Burbank V Lenor
FTW: Max Burbank
Although Lenor seems to have gotten funny since I've been gone, I've still gotta give this one to Burbank.

[Zomboid]

Chojin - Just edged out mw but they both sucked near the end!
WHAT - Both sucked horribly!
Grislygus- That girl he was fighting is disgusting!
Max and Lenor should've just had an aim conversation! Neither!

[Chojin]

Willie- yes, but you can state your opinions anyway!

Seven Force VS What
Winner: Seven Force

HIGHLIGHTS!
WHAT: ...
Seven Force: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
WHAT: ...
Seven Force: WHAT cries when he ejaculates!
WHAT: ...
Seven Force: LOOK AT MY FRIEND!
WHAT: ...
Seven Force: I guess that makes the old ladies that kick you off the park bench every morning superheros.

So Seven Force wins partially because of that last comment, but mostly because WHAT didn't say anything worth listening to.

Grislygus VS Gabby Gaga
Winner: Grislygus

Gabby: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
Gus: GWAAAAAAAAAURGH RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Gabby: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
Gus: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
Gabby: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME

Aside from Gus's slip-up, he was honestly very good and extremely reminiscent of the style used in the 2001 Mock Wars. It's COMFORTING TO ME OKAY

Max Burbank VS Lenor
Winner: Max Burbank

Max: Actual hilarity
Lenor: MY TOWN BLEW UP
Max: Actual hilarity
Lenor: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
Max: Actual hilarity
Lenor: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
Max: Actual hilarity
Lenor: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
Max: Actual hilarity
Lenor: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME
Max: Actual hilarity
Lenor: HILARIOUS INTERNET MEME

Aaaaas for my own fight, thanks again to TEAM MOCK WARRIOR for their performance! DO NOT CONTRACT THE CHOLERA THAT IS THE THING YOU NEED THE LEAST

[Zomboid]

OH YEAH WE GOTTA VOTE ON ALL MATCHES FOR THE VOTE TO COUNT SO HERE GOES:

CHOJIN
WHAT
GRISLY
MAX

[Lenor]

Chojin vs The Mock Warrior
The Mock Warrior
Chojin did make me laugh alot, but noob and blackflag comeing out of character at the last minute and posting was awesome. Although, the sexual banter on me was fucked up!

Seven Force VS WHAT
SEVEN FORCE
Did what even attempt to participate? 7f was in another state and he at least found a fucking computer, although while he was intoxicated probally, to post! And he was funny!

GUS vs gaba gaba grl
GUS
I wanted to puke on her posts.

As for max and my 'fight', me and max were in contact with each other throughout the fight, and it was just for fun! Besides Max posted his last thread after the fight ended, yet I still let it slide, because it was funny!

[Mockery]

Chojin vs The Mock Warrior
Winner: Chojin

In all honesty, I had lost interest in the mock wars after the delay - though it's certainly understandable that they wanted to hold the final match until they had time to do it - and when the match did finally start it wasn't as entertaining as I had expected. I thought Chojin put more effort into this one and generally did a better job at mocking his opponent(s), so I gotta give the match to him. Still, the high point of these mock wars was clearly his match with Burbank.


Max Burbank vs. Lenor
Winner: Max Burbank

Max dominated this one from start to finish. Like we really didn't see that one coming.


Grisly Gus vs. Gaby Gaga
Winner: Grisly Guys

Wow, Gaby was actually WORSE than I thought she was capable of being. Most impressive! Also, good show Grisly... your opening post and the orangutans one easily won this match for you.


WHAT vs. Seven Force
Winner: Seven Force

Sleeper match. Flip a coin.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Chojin wins all.
Goodnight.

[MarioRPG]

(http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25351) Chojin VS THE MOCK WARRIOR (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25419)
Chojin
I didn't really find either side funny. I only got a chuckle at the post about zbf and lenor.

Grislygus VS Gabby Gaga (Grudge Match) (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25392)
Grislygus
I read it once when it was still on... and I got bored. It's that simple, I'll pick gus cuz he tried more.

Max Vs Lenor
Max
Max simply ruled the match from the start to the end! Yay!

[Moobs]

Chojin VS THE MOCK WARRIOR
Winner: uhhh.....chojin, but i have to admit i found noob and bf's conversation with eachother quite hilarious

WHAT VS Seven Force (Grudge Match)
Winner: SF although i dont care about this match at all

Grislygus VS Gabby Gaga (Grudge Match)
Winner: Gris but it wasn't that great either

Max Burbank VS Lenor (Grudge Match)
Winner: Max FLAWLESS VICTORY, PERFECT, 10 KILLS 0 DEATHS, ETC

[Protoclown]

Chojin Vs. The Mock Warrior
Winner: Chojin
He got off to a great start and the back and forth banter between Black Flag and Noob3 had some funny moments, but in the end Eric made me laugh harder.

WHAT Vs. Seven Force
Winner: Who Cares
No, seriously. Who cares? Somebody flip a coin for me.

Grislygus vs. Gabba Gabba Hey
Winner: Grislygus
I couldn't be bothered to read most of it.

Max Burbank vs. Lenor
Winner: Max Burbank
This fight had some very funny moments and I have to applaud Lenor for being a good sport.

[Lenor]

Who is this new 'Proto' and what have you done with the one that hasn't had a nice thing to say to me, since the 2001 Mock Meet In NYC when chojin used his cell phone to call me?

[Esuohlim]

You're pathetic.

CHOJIN VS THE MOCK WARRIOR
Winner: Chojin
REASON: The doopleganger Chojin stuff was gold and got the most laughs out of me. This was sort of hard to decide but I appreciate Chojin's effort throughout all of his matches and yeah I think he deserves to win it all once again. :(

[Lenor]

Exactly true milhouse, It wouldn't be the same if you weren't able to post your disdain for me after each of my post. Oh how the E-World works, almost makes me want to break out in sing and dance; but I'll save that for another thread that you can come follow me into.

[Protoclown]

Who is this new 'Proto' and what have you done with the one that hasn't had a nice thing to say to me, since the 2001 Mock Meet In NYC when chojin used his cell phone to call me?

Oh, he's still here just waiting...waiting to strike. But no, you were a good sport about things during the whole Mock War, and that's worth acknowledging.

[Fathom Zero]

Max
Grisly
Mock Warrior
and
Seven Force.

Yay, game over.

[kahljorn]

Esuolohime remember that time we met in real life and we had coffee together and laughed at the coffee maker because he had a funny hat and then we went to the mall and went shopping and we bought matching cell phones and then we called eachother afterwards and we still keep in touch?

that's great

[Zomboid]

LOL remember when I called you and changed my voice and you were liek WHO IS THIS LOL!

[Protoclown]

Remember when I fucked you IN THE BUTT

[kahljorn]

yes and it was very uncomfortable!!!
remember when I pooped on your penis


:(

[Grislygus]

Chojin vs Mockwarrior
Chojin

I liked the 'Many Faces of Chojin' bit, but then Chojin trashed them with the hospital post. This was followed by COMPLETELY SURPRISING INTERNET SCANDALS. I don't think Mockwarrior ever really came back fighting.

[Grislygus]

Oh, Seven Force and Max won too. Max outclassed Lenor and Seven Force was, maybe more apt for mocking or something. I dunno.