Fruit Rock

[MattJack]

:rock :rock :rock :rock

I've always kinda thought Metal was rather silly after I hit 16. I hated the metal-head kids in high school because not only were they elite virgin assholes, but everything was a -core or -scene, and most importantly if it wasn't music you could kill yourself to then it wasn't cool.

Well I mean, I know I'm a big queer for not digging this supreme man music, but you have to agree this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEvFnud59NM) is beyond silly.

As I flip through the channels on the late night at work, I caught this shit playing like there was no tomorrow on MTV2. Normally I stray away from MTV/MTV2/VH1/FUSE/ETC, but I got busy on some work and Wild Boys had turned into this before I knew it.

I normally get a good laugh out of the metal bands that wear make-up (like Cradle of Filth :lol), or for that matter just about all metal, but these guys take the cake indeed. I laughed harder at this than the last 12 comics i've seen combined.

:rock :rock :rock :rock

[Matt Harty]

yeah fuck you metal

[Grislygus]

and most importantly if it wasn't music you could kill yourself to then it wasn't cool.

Did I miss something? I wasn't aware that metal was something "you could kill yourself to". I really don't see how something like Pantera would fit the mold.

Though I can see this leading to entertaining suicide notes.

By the time you read this, you've probably realized that I shot myself in the face with a shotgun. 'Cause of all the blood.

Anyway, this is a choice I made for myself. Some of you may think of me as weak. You can go fuck yourselves, because I'll be listening to Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" while I do it, which is totally awesome. This is my decision. Mom, I just want you to know that it's your fault too. If you'd just let me go to the concert like I wanted, then I'd still be here right now. Bitching at you.

Peace, y'all

[MattJack]

:lol Kurt Cobaine totally wrote that before he digested some shells. I wish they had webcams back then so he coulda did it in a chatroom :(

[noob3]

if i wanted to kill myself i'd do it to joy division baby

[Black Flag]

there's a band called fruit rock?

[noob3]

it's only the most brutal metal band to have ever spawned

[Lenor]

I thought Marilyn Manson was the guy to blame for the vast majority of suicide, way back when. GET YOUR GUNN

And gus is right, who would kill themselves to Pantera? Maybe if they were watching the home movies, attempting to drink along with them. (DAMN THEM BOI'S CAN DRINK)

Metal was all about drinking and partying like a rockstar! No one tried to die.

[Rongi]

if i wanted to kill myself i'd do it to joy division baby

the only way to kill yourself to joy division is with a belt

[Lenor]

Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

[kahljorn]

man that's like the biggest group of ugly women I've ever seen.

that guy at the end who I'm assuming is in the band is a retard. "YEA WE LIKE TO THROW OUT CONTRADICTIONS AT PEOPLE TO SEE HOW THEY RESPOND YOU KNOW JUST TO SEE WHAT THEY DO HOW WILL they deAL WITH IT BALLEIGH AND METAL SO CONTRADICTORY I DONT THINK SOME PEOPLE WILL GET IT ITS TOO MUCH YOU KNOW THEIR BRAINS CANT HANDLE CRAPPY METAL MIXED WITH AKWARD DANCES"
"This is how we'll change the world, one balleigh step at a time!"!""!!"!"!"

[Misdemonar]

METAL :rock GAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/deathto.gif

[MARWOK]

yeah, Manowar rules and it deffinatly keeps me from killing myself...thinking about their mighty metallic steeds and being epic....I think if something is Epic, it makes you live LONGER


I looked up "Shredding" in google image to find a dude shredding a wicked axe


and I got this
http://www.marcweb.org/Images/shredding.jpg..see....EPIC:rock